This is what you do if you woke up in NV

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LED ZEPPELIN

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People in that thread have a not opened mind. I'm not willing to offend anyone but you really think small.

This post is clever enough to get its own thread instead of a mere reply in a 6 page thread.

This is what you do if you woke up in NV. If you read this you'll learn how to take the world if this ever happens, which is actually possible assuming string theory, multiverse, or even just a dream. If you don't however, your life will keep as boring as it is, I'm trying to give you a bit of pepper to your internet time, hope you read this.



If you're still reading this, you'll probaly read the entire thing. So either being a citizen or shinobi, first thing you do is to get friends. Friends that you trust, that are willing to do something about themselves, you, and the worl. You must make sure they are not working for anyone, and if possible, they aren't shinobi since most shinobi have the will to protect their village.

Once done, you with your friends will develop an empire that will easily conquer the world. How is that possible? Because NV is thousands of years delayed in terms of technlogy, science and military power. If the narutoverse ever existed it has been beaten by someone with technological knowledge.

So to take that as an advantage you'll "create" everything we have nowdays. Start with science. With science you can predict weather, seasons, reactions from animals, good harvests, everything. People will start to follow you as you develop more science. Past the point where you've developed all no-military science in your scientifical monopoly (hence monopoly, no one can know your knowledge) you'll be considered a god with soooooo many people following your god powers and can create your own country away from the big nations so they won't bother you. Next step is making laws and government and everything just as you like. But also keep the economy of your country running.

After that it's time to start the military development.

"Create" all weapons you haven't used so far to create your country. This includes all military the world doesn't know so far. Artillery, fire arms, tanks, APCs, watercraft, aircrafts, helicopters, missiles, explosives, EMPS, nuclear bombs, spying, drones. When done, slowly create laws that do not permit the public from taking you out of the power and get as much as propaganda as possible to give public support from your and other nations so you can call in martial law and a police state anytime you want without negative approval from the public at all, so that you can have complete control over your population in your next step. The next step is: you should war the other nations and conquest them. You'll have all military superiority and in few time you'll conquer the world. After that, deploy martial law and police state as needed. Hence you're a "god" and know everything, this could be done in 6 months to 3 years.

After that the world is yours. You can do whatever you want. ***, money, power, politics, love, nature, everything. It's yours.
 

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Read the whole thing.

Ima paraphrase this;
Youre a God among Men.
 

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Well, to built these things scientist or no scientist you need financial supplies and you are not getting those if you don't ask the bigger countries to lend you a hand and even if they do, they will ask for something in exchange. It is going to be difficult though it might work
 

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I disagree technology isn't everything.
You should probably develop godlike Jutsu's instead of a machine that can
Predict the weather.

A mere gun isn't beating a full susano'o.. Not even ribcage.
 

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tanks and missiles and others are complex systems cant be just created..as said above you would require not only workforce but the also the components and experts in that field...Why do you think countries lag decades to devop such system..It takes decades to just to devolop and deploy a guidence system like GPS or Glonass..and they are ninjas they will also learn such techs either stealing your protoypes or from spying but yeah a gun or new weaponary and propaganda could couse huge impact..
 

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Im not smart enough to replicate all of the technology we have today and I doubt most anyone else here couldnt either xD

I spawn in the middle of Konoha
"whos that?" a little girl says
"is he a spy?" says another villager
I feel a warm tingly sensation on the back of my neck
Is this the warmth of the Will of Fire?
Nope
Fireball Jutsu
I die shortly after
 

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I'd be the best darn doctor in the NarutoVerse. They'd call me Dr. Proof.
 

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As far as I'm a nerd I'm aware as all modern warfare system works... how a tank's engine rolls, how a fire arm can fire bullets, how a grenade or H-bomb blows up, how submarines go down and ships dont, so on. i'm a pretty nerd and i also enjoy politics and economies so i could easily build a nation in a matter of months.
 

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Tony Stark built his all out war armor in a cave and we're in a scenario far more fictional therefore more probable to create technology. Besides hence friends. You'll need friends. Once you have friends they'll help you and as you build more technology financed by friends you'll get followers that will finance you and this goes exponentially. The more X, the more YX. Where X is friends Y is money. Simple maths and applies to any integer number.

So when you go to the military development you'll have your own country already as discussed. You'll get taxes from everyone and control the economy budget as you want.

It's maths, but good point!

Tony Stark had the financial supplies of his father and he was known to be a genius, but when you appear there and tell everyone I wanna build an empire they will call you stupid, so you won't be able to build your empire, so no military power either.
It is simple logic man
 

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Tony Stark had the financial supplies of his father and he was known to be a genius, but when you appear there and tell everyone I wanna build an empire they will call you stupid, so you won't be able to build your empire, so no military power either.
It is simple logic man
We must be bums, all our friends give us all their money.
 

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Tony Stark had the financial supplies of his father and he was known to be a genius, but when you appear there and tell everyone I wanna build an empire they will call you stupid, so you won't be able to build your empire, so no military power either.
It is simple logic man
Read the entire original post again. if the plan is carried out that way, there's no way it would fail. if you read the thing and interpreated it you'd understand i'm not going to yell hey kids wanna conquer the world? it must be slowly as i typed in the original post.

Besides stark didnt have financial supply in the cave
 

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did you just compare tony stark to anybody that might happen to find themselves in such a predicament just because there from a technological age? Not everyone is a physicist/engineer/scientist/genius.
 

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did you just compare tony stark to anybody that might happen to find themselves in such a predicament just because there from a technological age? Not everyone is a physicist/engineer/scientist/genius.

everyone is. you're just as sick as your ava.
 

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did you just compare tony stark to anybody that might happen to find themselves in such a predicament just because there from a technological age? Not everyone is a physicist/engineer/scientist/genius.

in the age of information ignorance is a choice.

anyone with internet can know how to build a nuclear weapon, a car, a firearm, a computer. just goggle it like they say. and i know how to create those i could teach you right here right now how to create a nuclear weapon or a m1a2 abrams main battle tank in your basement.

i'm not going into all my academic awards or degrees or college because you'd not trust me.

but its possible 100%
 

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As far as I'm a nerd I'm aware as all modern warfare system works... how a tank's engine rolls, how a fire arm can fire bullets, how a grenade or H-bomb blows up, how submarines go down and ships dont, so on. i'm a pretty nerd and i also enjoy politics and economies so i could easily build a nation in a matter of months.

This is just major bullshit, i bet you couldnt even build a simple combustion engine in a matter of months. To know all this technology and be able to build it without the necessary equipment is almost impossible even if you know every last detail about it. All of this is just daydreaming and can not actually be done, and since this is a fictional world, are you even sure that we share the same periodic system? There is tons of factors that you haven't thought of, but i salute you for trying.. :)
 

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No, I most definitely would not do that.
 

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Now tell me, how do you manufacturer microchips in the midst of a primitive society?
in order to make computers, GPS, tanks, nukes, you need to manufacturer CPUs which contains billions of transistors.
how would you even get plutonium for ur nooks. what equipment will you use to detect natural resources or predict the weather?

you even need to run computer programs, in order to launch ur GPS satellites.

it would be a massive failure.
whatever friends u make in NV, u need to teach them the basics of civilisation. Algebra, Calculus, Physics, Chemistry, laws of motion, law of gravity etc.

your lifespan would'nt be sufficient.
 

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and then madara sama would catch you in a genjutsu and manipulate you,therefore madara gains all your army and a whole country.damn XD
 
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