[Discussion] You got dumped on Christmas...

[kiddish]

Well the title said it you got dumped on Christmas what would u do?

I'll will go to her home and put her into a coma no one ruins my Christmas

 

[oShux]

What's the point of this thread?

 

[-Punk-]

lol .

OT : Never been in a relationship on Christmas , but i would probably get depress & drink up the loneliness .

 

[Punk Hazard]

Stroke my penis in a masturbatory fashion until I ejaculate into a lubed-filled stocking. Then I dress up as Santa, climb down her chimney and hang it on the fireplace along with a note that says "You're a Ho Ho Ho."

 

[Corgi]

Eh... Loathe in my own self-pity. Then cheer up because I got free stuff.

 

[Kαmi]

I'll will go to her home and put her into a coma no one ruins my Christmas

Uh huh, nothing wrong with this statement right here...

OT: It's still Christmas nigga! Not a damn thing will ruin Christmas for me, I celebrate with my family anyway. Then I'll meet up with some friends, have a few drinks, smoke a couple of bowls and I'm good to go. I might be a little depressed the day after when I sober up though.

 

[kiddish]

What's the point of this thread?

What's the point of your life?

Just read the thread and u will know

 

[Uchiha Legacy]

I always dump my gf before Christmas to save my money, so I don't have to worry about such a scenario.

 

[Erebus]

Lol, I couldn't stop myself from laughing when I saw the title, nut yeah dat would be pretty depressing, not as bad as Val's day though

 

[Roby]

Drink most likely. Lol

 

[Kαmi]

Stroke my penis in a masturbatory fashion until I ejaculate into a lubed-filled stocking. Then I dress up as Santa, climb down her chimney and hang it on the fireplace along with a note that says "You're a Ho Ho Ho."

Worst case scenario: She takes the lubed-filled stocking and gets herself pregnant thanks to you. Say hello to child support!

 

[Punk Hazard]

Worst case scenario: She takes the lubed-filled stocking and gets herself pregnant thanks to you. Say hello to child support!

Shiiit, I'd kick it to another country, word to Usain Bolt.

 

[damon hunt]

would go probably fap to some asian shit on my laptop then drink hot chocolate and watch a movie best christmas ever =D

 

[UchihaKira]

craigslist some ho ho hos and have a merrrry christmas!

 

[Kαmi]

Shiiit, I'd kick it to another country, word to Usain Bolt.

I'd get out so fast, Usain Bolt might just look like a turtle compared to me.

OT: Did your girl dump on Christmas OP?

 

[Cfighter]

Stroke my penis in a masturbatory fashion until I ejaculate into a lubed-filled stocking. Then I dress up as Santa, climb down her chimney and hang it on the fireplace along with a note that says "You're a Ho Ho Ho."

Well that was disturbingly specific...

 

[Filo]

Stroa Ho Ho Ho."

This was surprising well thought out

 

[The Sach]

Go to her home, and destroy her christmas tree.

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[SasukeCurse]

I always dump my gf before Christmas to save my money, so I don't have to worry about such a scenario.

Lmao atta boy thats how its done

 

[Jazzy Stardust]

Lmao.

That wouldn't be too bad since everyones extra jolly around the holidays. The good and the bad would kind of cancel each other out, since on the one hand you got dumped, but on the other hand everyone is nice to you giving you gifts and cooking good meals, seeing family and all that, seeing smiles from the gift you've given.

It would actually make me feel better about being dumped.