awkward stories thread

[Fair Warning]

> be me
> 15, beta AF
> Mom says we're going to mcdonalds
> sopumpedrightnow.gif
> Get there, raging thirst for the McDouble
> See hot check out lady
> Mom makes me order for myself> I cant do this.avi

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> Try to ask if McDouble is still in store
> End up saying "Do you have my-butth0le-?'
> Spaghetti falls out of my pockets
> Scream and run out
> I can never go back there again

Whats your story /NB?

 

[Ace of the fire fist]

When I was 13, a group of my friends came into the toilet while I was unleashing some turds. This was in school as well; it quickly spread, but it died out. At the time, it was embarrassing. Don't hold anything against me though, I had diarrhea.

Edit - Not diarrhea, but a stomach bug. Something was going on, I don't know what man.

 

[Sir Blades]

I bought a car and my parents bought me a car......on the same day. So i exported the car i bought to Europe to use as my vacation car.

 

[Oksus]

I bought a car and my parents bought me a car......on the same day. So i exported the car i bought to Europe to use as my vacation car.

You are pretty wealthy eh ? I think I saw a pic of your car in the Show Yourself Thread

 

[Punk Hazard]

>Be me
>Be 16
>Be five months ago
>In Algebra 2 class
>Hot German-heritage girl at group table
>Gonnagetmydikwet.png
>Goinginforit.gif
>Ask "Is Hitler, like, a hero to you people?"
>We're not friends today

 

[Fair Warning]

>Be me
>Be 16
>Be five months ago
>In Algebra 2 class
>Hot German-heritage girl at group table
>Gonnagetmydikwet.png
>Goinginforit.gif
>Ask "Is Hitler, like, a hero to you people?"
>We're not friends today

10/10 OP, keep it up

 

[Punk Hazard]

>Be me
>Be 16
>Be two months ago
>In Team Sports
>Interval Training just ended
>Walk around court for cool-down
>Breathinghard.gif
>Playing with my chest hair as I walk
>Girl sits down on bleachers ahead of me
>Christshe'soutofshape.exe
>Walking past her
>Make awkward eye-contact
>Doesn't stop playing with sweaty chest hair
>ShethinksIt'sGross.pdf
>Never make eye contact again with her

 

[Yanks]

>Be me
>Be 16
>Be five months ago
>In Algebra 2 class
>Hot German-heritage girl at group table
>Gonnagetmydikwet.png
>Goinginforit.gif
>Ask "Is Hitler, like, a hero to you people?"
>We're not friends today

lmao XD .

 

[narutocentral]

I meet a girl during passing period in high school

She tells me to meet her after class

I meet up with her and she asks me if i want to skip that class

We leave school and walk around the neighborhood and finally started playing in the park

I and her got immensely intimate in a very short time. We made out for 15 or so minutes.

She wanted the D and i was willing to give it to her, thoe i had no shield (condom)

She didnt care
I pulled down her underwear

Thoe we were on a bench and it was really hard to get it in cause of the positioning (nearly took 5 min)

during that 5 min i was interrupted by the girl telling me to stop.. I asked why..

She said behind us theirs a guy in the house with a sign saying no PDA..

So all mood vanished away and just like that we up and left..

smh

 

[Funky Tiger]

>not 4chan

 

[Sakura Bunny]

Idk.
In 9th grade, I got up to turn in a paper and my sweatpants got caught on a loose screw from my chair's leg and were pulled down as I got up to walk. LOL. I had on pink polka dot panties too. >/////< I should have tied the little string on the front of my pants tight. ^^;

 

[Nympho]

>Went to school
>1stperiodmath.jpg
>saw a new girl in front of me
>teacher asked me for the answer of the math question
>said 69
>girl looked back at me and smiled
>Ijizzed.gif
> teacher gave me detention

 

[spckoroma]

1 year ago

was stationed in South Korea

went out drinking with my battle buddies

got shit faced woke up in Seoul

with no pants on.

lets say try buy pants when you don't got any thought I was going to get arested

 

[Jonesy161]

I have a funny revenge one in 9th grade. Basically, my friend Nick was flirting with a girl while we were at soccer practice, I ran up and pulled down his shorts and underwear, embarrassing him. He wanted revenge.

I was in spanish class, and we had this extremely attractive teacher, Ms. Fowles. I went up to ask her about some assignment. Nick ran up and pulled down my pants and underwear while Ms. Fowles was sitting on her chair and my crotch was eye level with her. Awkward silence...

 

[reizon]

i fcuked a girl with unerect penus.!!

it was my first time and so was hers...!!

i was so nervous cudnt get my dik hard, to be fair i was very young.!!
i wudnt mention the age otherwise other people wud be creeped out.!!

so we tried doing it with unerect dik, alas it failed.!!

lol.!!

funniest moments of my life.!!

 

[spckoroma]

i fcuked a girl with unerect penus.!!

it was my first time and so was hers...!!

i was so nervous cudnt get my dik hard, to be fair i was very young.!!
i wudnt mention the age otherwise other people wud be creeped out.!!

so we tried doing it with unerect dik, alas it failed.!!

lol.!!

funniest moments of my life.!!

my first time was 10. bring it bro came at me. lol

 

[Jack Spicer]

i fcuked a girl with unerect penus.!!

Must've been really awkward for your first time, finding out she has an un-erect penis and all.

 

[Naruto.]

>Be me
>Be 18
>Be three months ago
>In a bus
>gf threatens to break up
>I start panicking
>internal crying.gif
>Gf is my right hand
>;_;

 

[Wabbit]

It happened like 3 month ago.Me and My friend in hostel planned to get high.That we often do.
So it was around 10 at night we had to get someplace lonely away from hostel.
As we were going a drunk guy by the road started shouting abusing at us.
My friend confronted him then another guy came chasing at us.
We ran to hostel they followed.My friend confronted drunk guy again.
Lot of beating happened.We called police.Some friends of drunk guy came started fighting again.
The whole hostel students watching.The police came after when everything was over...
#welcometo3rdworld
never went out after late night again​