The Ultimate Prime Thread Of Unfathomable Prime Hype!

Princessu Kaaantchan

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Warning! The following contains unprecedented images of hype and prime all in one. For the sake of your own personal safety and of those around you, make sure you're wearing super-tinted shades to avoid an epileptic seizure from an over abundance of hype!

You've been warned. I saved the best Hype for last

Tl;DR: The Hype is real.
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Now, onto the hype. For the additional factor of safety, the scans will all be featured in spoiler tags.

We're gonna start off nice and slow for y'all; the last thing we want is to make folk wetter than a slip ' slide right off the bat.

All aboard the Hype Train!

Chakra level and usage:

Cracking house tiles and steel bars with chakra pressure:

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Not as impressive as near-Prime Tobirama, not gonna lie, you could also argue that that was the best zoro and Hiruzen could do between them, but the fact is this wasn't Hiruzen at Prime, this was him at a stage where creating three Kage Bushin was more than a days work.


Taijutsu skills:

Fighting orochimaru equally, to disarming him and catching him:

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It wasn't even Prime!!

Blocking several hits from one to two other kage when under Hashirama's 'bringer of darkness' Jutsu whilst preparing fuinjutsu:

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Tracking/sensing:

Tracking the two non-prime Kage whilst under a Genjutsu, not via sensing, but via sheer sense of smell alone.
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You understand the fact he was able to still operate under Genjutsu has strong implications.


Sensing Obito appearing in the village, before actually trying to summon Kurama:

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There he was just smoking a blunt, looking at nude selfies or something, just minding his own business and he's able to pick up on actions out of his interest.

Again, it's nice, but not impressive.

Skill with ninja items:

Attaching explosive tags to the kage in middle of an all out scrap/ Non-Prime Hiruzen keeping up with his Non-Prime predecessors:

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I've warmed y'all up to it, get ready for some real Prime Hype.
Speed:

Keeping pace with the other Hokage, where Sasuke and Jugo couldn't:

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The difference in speed is shown by their positions; Minato's been ready for years, waiting for the others, Tobirama' just stood up, Hashirama is standing up, while Hiruzen is still on the ground. He's only the fourth fastest Hokage with Minato clearly first, Tobirama second and Hashirama third, but that's still impressive.

Ninjutsu:

Kage bunshin:

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Of course allowing him to evaluate on his opponent's weaknesses.
The infamous troll signature: Shurikern kagebunshin:

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A Jutsu best suited to putting pressure on an opponent, a puppet user or someone with slow hand seals is going to find trouble coping with this.

Fire Element:

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Not really impressive in respect of everything else, doesn't really stand much chance against most savvy Uchiha users, but his Clan are well known for it.

Thus the Hype Train pushes on.

Earth element:

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Able to produce Doton via his own body which was a unique feat that wasn't replicated until the Hidden Rock Shinobi appeared. Not only that but was able to use it quick enough to block Tobirama's attack.

Summoning: Monky King Enma:

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Aside from being one of the most experienced summons known, is also highly intelligent and a capable fighter on his own.

Transformation: kongou form:

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Good Lawd the hype of this form...

It is completely autonomous, able to protect him even if he's not paying attention. Not only that but is hard as Diamond (Diamond is the hardest non alloy substance you can get on this earth.)

Enma is capable of forming his limbs from the staff at any point.

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^Second of what is hyped be out of 72 forms, in this form Hiruzen is safe from all angles.


Hype Train inbound!
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Non-Prime Enma is capable of pushing Kurama out of the village boundaries.

You remember how Naruto flattened Madara's Susano'o this week? Yeah, Enma bullied Kurama around when he was the double the size.

Jutsu versatility:

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G-fukking-G kids; Copied a thousand techniques? Clan of a Thousand Jutsu? Tribe of proficient Genjutsu users with it coded in their very DNA? Too bad!

The Hype is real! Good Lawd the Hype is reall, over 1000 techniques and that's just Genjutsu, not even Ninjutsu.
I mean, Uchiha clan... At least you tried and all...

Not only that but is Hyped to have Mastered all Jutsu in Konoha, including the Ino-Shika-Cho!

Imagine if him and Two Kage Bushin did that? Yeah, everyone's lose.

And as a last resort, he has the dead demon seal - which it's possible he can make his Kage Bushin use:


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Only a fool would feed the Hype Feats.
 
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And the greatest feat Hiruzen has of all time: being struck in the face by Obito, and only remaining off-panel for about 20 chapters. No doubt, Hiruzen is the shit.​
 

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It was so long, yeah but until he can burn the world with his flames, he hasn't earned the hyped status
 

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Blocking several hits from one to two other kage when under Hashirama's 'bringer of darkness' Jutsu whilst preparing fuinjutsu:

Be warned, the next scans are the epitome of Hype

Pics don't work there
 

Bimbonium

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Feats are feats panels don't matter.

Price hiruzen solos the NV mid diff.
 

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Hiruzen is all but hype. This nigga is real :cool:
 

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This is so much hype i had to stop halfway through it.

My eyes, are burning.
My heart, is filled with compassion.
My brain..... it is nearly fried with all of this hype.
 

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Rated Terrible , Hype Believers give it up until you have feats .
 

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Hiruzen is a very powerful shinobi. i don't understand why people don't simply accept that.
 

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Prime Hiruzen is the strongest. Manga Facts!!!
 

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You do know the requirement to be hokage is knowing 1000 tech's right? So saying he knows 1000 tech's is pretty standard when it comes to hokage.
 

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You do know the requirement to be hokage is knowing 1000 tech's right? So saying he knows 1000 tech's is pretty standard when it comes to hokage.

Naruto laughs at this claim.
 
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