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He looks at the T.V with interest
*Bursts through the bar doors wearing nothing but a tube sock. And it's not on my foot.*
"Where's the vodka!!!", he says while standing on a bar stool.
what rope and hi. can i get you something?
hm! sorry but i think you got to much to drink. im not serving you sorry, come back when you have some clothes on.
Excuse me..can i have same more saki
*holding the empty bottle*
* hit's you with a baseball bat
"What are you talking about? I'm *burps* 200% sober." He stumbled around a few before he grabbed onto the bar table to regain his balance.
"You don't serve nudists!? Why you gotta discriminate bro, I'm not hurting anybody with my nakedness."
*Looks over to see a female* "Eh gurl, why don't you come home with me and you can see what's under this tube sock."
"What are you talking about? I'm *burps* 200% sober." He stumbled around a few before he grabbed onto the bar table to regain his balance.
"You don't serve nudists!? Why you gotta discriminate bro, I'm not hurting anybody with my nakedness."
*Looks over to see a female* "Eh gurl, why don't you come home with me and you can see what's under this tube sock."
sorry but i gotta ask you to leave! right now