Jokes

[Thundergod123]

Well its 5.30am ....im bloody sleepy thats why i didn't notice quicker baka!!

Yea i can see you get up really fast in the morning so be a little bit quicker next time and don't forget to take out the salmon.

 

[Yusuke Urameshi]

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GIVE ME REP WHEN YOU FIND WHATS FUNNY XD

1. The camera crew/set.
2. Should flags wave in space?

 

[Trolling King]

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f*cking Goofy."

 

[ssjsage]

Okay well then tell me your jokes.... I did told you one and now its your turn.

What’s the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger.

 

[ssjsage]

1. The camera crew/set.
2. Should flags wave in space?

Don't forget the moon in the background

 

[H a n]

Worded jokes don't seem that funny to me. I would have to hear it come out of someone mouth.

 

[khaoz]

there was a blond a brunette and a redhead trapped on a deserted island
the brunette finds a bottle and rubs it out pops a genie the genie looks at
them and said since its three of you you will get one wish apiece. He looks
at the redhead and she says well i wish i was in spain right now and poof
she is in spain he looks at the brunette and she says i wish i was in texas
and poof she is in texas all of a sudden the blond starts crying the genie looks
at her and asks whats wrong she says im lonely i wish my friends were here