3 Reasons The Sage Is Not Uzumaki

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No I read the whole thing, but to be honest it was a "Hard" read. Its a giant blue wall of meh. I glanced through to fast, that would be my fault, its a laundry list of things you do not agree with. Wasn't worth my full attention.

I might have gotten it wrong, but even with that in mind I didn't Neg rep you for your opinion, calling you "Not too bright".

This would only be a hard read for somebody in Elementary school.
 

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I find it funny how Pro-Uzumaki threads get 5+ pages, but a decent counter doesn't get attention.

Everybody loves a good conspiracy theory. It sounds more exciting.

Rhetorical question: How are you known? If you are known as a mean spirit, people will avoid you like the plague.

People might avoid threads like this because to make any sort of answers requires more work than its worth.

Low priority topic?
 

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The Sage was from the Ootsutsuki clan.

That clan went on to become the Uchiha and the Senju.

The Senju clan diverged their linage and went on to become the Uzumaki while still having the Senju clan prosper.

The Senju and Uzumaki are blood relatives, meaning they share a common ancestor.

The Sage may not have been and Uzumaki, but he is related to them.

Ootsutsuki wasn't a clan it was just a Royal family... a family just like Momochi, Hoshigaki, Namikaze, and Hayate are not Clans but they are families...
 

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Rhetorical question: How are you known? If you are known as a mean spirit, people will avoid you like the plague.

People might avoid threads like this because to make any sort of answers requires more work than its worth.

Low priority topic?

No, I'm not mean. Your response just made no sense.
 

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This would only be a hard read for somebody in Elementary school.

No, no I said "Hard" meaning it was not entertaining, poor font color choice..ect. Take your pick.

However you answered my question on my other post as how you are known. LOL

Work on your writing skills. Know your audience.
 

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No, I'm not mean. Your response just made no sense.

Really?

Sir, at every opportunity presented you have cut someone down with insult. I'm still willing to respond because it sounds like you want someone to talk to, even if your trying to look down on me.
 

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No, no I said "Hard" meaning it was not entertaining, poor font color choice..ect. Take your pick.

However you answered my question on my other post as how you are known. LOL

Work on your writing skills. Know your audience.

Just because you say it's a rhetorical question doesn't mean I'm not allowed to answer it.

You expected this to be entertaining?
Does Dark Blue strain your eyes?

Thanks for derailing my thread. If you have nothing to say about the actual theory, then don't bother responding.
 

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What theory.

You are discussing what is wrong with the current Pro-Uzimaki theories going around.

I think you are confused with what a theory is and what a analytically review is. Your opening statement is not a theory but a reaction to others and your gripes about whats going on.
 

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What theory.

You are discussing what is wrong with the current Pro-Uzimaki theories going around.

I think you are confused with what a theory is and what a analytically review is. Your opening statement is not a theory but a reaction to others and your gripes about whats going on.

@Bold Lmao.

OT: It's a counter to the Pro-Uzumaki theory. I'm not griping about anything.

Unlike you, a sheep, blindly following the theory, I've looked into the evidence in the story and explained why it is wrong.

Now, unless you want to talk about the ideas presented in my actual counter, stop derailing my thread.
 

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Well too bad the sage is an uzumaki
 

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I have made a thread disproving this Sir Derp Obito's theory:

Dude he's not senju or Uchiha, you are fooling yourself, more over if SDO's theory is Invalid then how is your theory valid?, Isn't it pretty clear that sage was an Otsutsuki?, you have disproved nothing, you just made a fool out of yourself there, sage doesn't belong to senju and uchiha, he's just the progenitor of them, means he's the father of them, and senju and uchiha came after the sage not before.
 

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Good counter but have you ever thought of the whole priest thing Kishi has beem pulling out. The sage became a priest and his sealing jutsu was very strong and the same goes for Uzumakis. They are the only one who could be Jinchuriki of Kurama, slthe strongest tailed beast and so was Sage. And ever heard uchiha clans or nara clans having any princess??

The sage's mom was a princess and so was Mito of the Uzumaki clan. Ever considered these?? Also the manga has never stated any senju being Jinchiriki of nine tails,has it??Dont you think they tried during their war but couldn't because of aome reason? Think about it for a moment and pardon any mistakes I am typing this with a small touch screen phone and its difiicult.
 

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Personally, I don't care that much whether the sage's clan was Uzumaki but here's a possible explanation if he's an Uzumaki.

We know this:
1) Sage has two sons, their descendants are the Uchiha and the Senju.
2) Sage traveled the world teaching Ninshu and explaining chakra, which then became Ninjutsu. This explains how shinobi came to be. The sage being born with chakra might refer to him having a special kind of it other than what ordinary people have because of the tree.

So in order for the Sage to be related directly to the Uzumaki, the Uzumaki clan's ancestor may have been:
1) A sibling of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki.
2) A sibling of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki.
3) Another child of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki that is unknown yet (perhaps because it was a female and didn't affect the rivalry between the younger and older son).

I think that the sage having other children than the older and younger sons is possible because of the existance of kekkei genkai, which I think is a sign of DNA mutation as a result of receiving something from the Shinjuu. Something that supports this is that some Bijuu, like Son Goku, have kekkei genkai so this might be a hint.
 
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