Yo mama jokes... BATTLE!

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama so fat and slow, when she turn around she time travels.

 

[Netferarri]

yo momma is so ugly hell started to cry

 

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Cougar nightmares.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so fat she gets home 50 minutes before she does u-u.

 

[Netferarri]

yo momma is so ugly when a two men broke into her house she yelled rape and they yelled no!

 

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama so ugly, she's always getting chased by animal control.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so poor that she caused welfare to go bankrupt.

 

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama so poor, she orders pizza just to sniff it and then tell the pizza guy he can leave now.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so poor she only takes a shower when it rains.

 

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama so poor, she felt something wet fall from the sky and then ran inside the house.

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so fat that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west by the time she turns her head.

 

[Disquiet]

Yo Mama so fat, that the sun never rises.

 

[King Envy G]

Your momma so fat, her cellulite are fault lines

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so nasty that she's required by law to keep her legs shut.

 

[FitzChivalry Farseer]

Yo mama is so fat but so fat that chuck norris mistook her for a mountain

 

[Perception]

Yo mama so fat that she uses her ear wax to make candles. Ok, that one was kinda lame...

 

[Funky Tiger]

Yo mama so fat that she uses her ear wax to make candles. Ok, that one was kinda lame...

Shrek shrek shrek shrek shrek

 

[Perception]

Shrek shrek shrek shrek shrek

We all make bad ones every now and then.=D

Yo mama so ugly the doctor couldn't tell which end came out first when she was born. Oh no I didn't.

 

[Atalaya]

Yo mama so ugly I don't have a joke for her, river's dry u-u.

 

[Silverblade]

Yo mamma so fat that even Itachi couldn't solo her.