What would you do in a Zombie apocalypse?

Apocalypse Ninja

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Wait wait wait...Are we talking like Walking Dead Zombies? Where they move slow, or World War Z zombies? Those guys are speed demons.

Either way, i'd still say a light metal baseball bat, and a shotgun would work for me.
 

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This is were that quote comes to play: "fight the gdead, fear the living"
I have read "The zombie survival Guide" so im more prepared, but as that preson in this thread said you have to be more specific.
I am one of those person that kills zombies, not feeds them. IM A F*CKING ZOMBIE SMASHER (my rank speaks for it on bo1&2 zm)
Haha, but seriously I would prepare for it e.g. find/make a suitable shelter for family, friends and/or for others, gather supplies; food, water, ammo, ect, and most important i would be a valued leader.

Yeah, I'l have two-three people for a long time. No more. We're killing people first, then luring zombies to the corpses and killing the zombies like that. Simply getting rid of would-be zombies, and zombies.
 

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Walk a mile to a gun shop.

Grab guns and ammo.

Come back home.

Play "the Gorrillaz" on my iPod.

Play the waiting game.
 

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I'm riding solo if my family dies. I ain't with that team shizz, cause there is trouble with food and someone always gets bite.

In reality.. hide in my closet...hoping they won't have an high I.Q to even check.
 

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Do the painful job of restoring humanity with Minny. ( ._.)
 

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acquire all loudspeakers, crank up rebecca black and justin bieber and torture the zombies back into their graves.
 

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Yeah, I'l have two-three people for a long time. No more. We're killing people first, then luring zombies to the corpses and killing the zombies like that. Simply getting rid of would-be zombies, and zombies.

That is dirty and much worse, hope that you dont try that bullsh*t on the wrong people e.g. me i'll headshot you so fast and use YOU as bait
 
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I would stay at home, think about life, and bag a few zombies if they came by my house.
 

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People always say they'd do this and that. But when it actually happens I imagine them running screaming then die
 

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Most likely dress up as a Zombie
 
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