Real world jobs for Naruto Characters.

[Child Of The Great Empire]

Sasuke - Bussines man
Sakura - Nurse
Naruto - mcdonalds

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Indeed, he isn't a terrorist in real life. His art isn't cheap real life bombs but things created by his own hands. So, he would use something else to express his art.

He'd use explosives still, it'd create the same effect either way he looks at it. Art is an explosion to him. He'd remain a terrorist.

 

[LUMOS ULTIMATUM]

He'd use explosives still, it'd create the same effect either way he looks at it. Art is an explosion to him. He'd remain a terrorist.

Whatever you want

 

[Perception]

Tsunade - Las Vegas Blackjack dealer.
Sai - Porn Star.
Karin - First girlfriend and future stalker of Sasuke.
Kakuzu = Wall Street Stockbroker O_O

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Whatever you want

Exactly. *drops mic*

 

[GodOfThunderAndLightning]

well they all would be different the tailed beast don't exist thanks to that fact alone most of histroy would not have happened resulting most of them not existing anyways lol

 

[Silverblade]

Naruto - Cross Dresser
Sasuke - Batman
Kakashi - Juggler
Killerbee - Rapper
A - Samuel Jackson
Ohnoki - Blacksmith
Tsuande - Brain Surgeon
Kabuto - Mad scientist
Orochimaru - Michael Jackson
Obito - Hardcore Full time Warcraft Player
Gaara - Glass Maker
Temari - Kimono Performer
Rock Lee - Jet Li
Guy Might - Shaolin Master'
Hashirama - That guy who grows wood on his arms in India
Madara - Middle East dude with a rocket launcher
Sakura - Waitress
Ino - Therapist
Karin - Stripper
Yahiko - Rain Maker
Konan - Full time Origami Sculptor
Pain - Tattoo Artist
Jiraiya - Hugh Hefner (Journalist and Owner of Playboy Mansion)
Kisame - The man who suffered from eternal blueballs
Itachi - Swords Master
Danzo - President of the USA
Hiruzen - Ron Paul
Shikamaru - Web Developer
Kiba - Dog Whisperer
Chouji - Eatathon Champion
Shodai Raikage - Pimp
Third Raikage - MMA Fighter
Shodai Mizukage - Pirate
Chojiro - Geek Squad at Best Buy
Sai - Graffiti Artist on West 4th Street
Tobirama - Terry Crews

 

[Perception]

Naruto - Cross Dresser
Sasuke - Batman
Kakashi - Juggler
Killerbee - Rapper
A - Samuel Jackson
Ohnoki - Blacksmith
Tsuande - Brain Surgeon
Kabuto - Mad scientist
Orochimaru - Michael Jackson
Obito - Hardcore Full time Warcraft Player
Gaara - Glass Maker
Temari - Kimono Performer
Rock Lee - Jet Li
Guy Might - Shaolin Master'
Hashirama - That guy who grows wood on his arms in India
Madara - Middle East dude with a rocket launcher
Sakura - Waitress
Ino - Therapist
Karin - Stripper
Yahiko - Rain Maker
Konan - Full time Origami Sculptor
Pain - Tattoo Artist
Jiraiya - Hugh Hefner (Journalist and Owner of Playboy Mansion)
Kisame - The man who suffered from eternal blueballs
Itachi - Swords Master
Danzo - President of the USA
Hiruzen - Ron Paul
Shikamaru - Web Developer
Kiba - Dog Whisperer
Chouji - Eatathon Champion
Shodai Raikage - Pimp
Third Raikage - MMA Fighter
Shodai Mizukage - Pirate
Chojiro - Geek Squad at Best Buy
Sai - Graffiti Artist on West 4th Street
Tobirama - Terry Crews

This FTW. XDXDXD. Orochimaru as Michael Jackson is so true. Hiruzen as Ron Paul though...:|.

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Deidara - Actual Middle-East Terrorist (Bomb Disposal Squad would be his worst nightmare)
Kisame - Lifeguard/Marine Biologist
Sasori - Kids Entertainer
Konan - Charity Fundraiser
Hidan - Priest
Kakazu - Bank Manager/Stock Owner
Itachi - Politician (dem lies)
Obito - Working class office job (sick of his life)
Madara - Retired Psychologist
Killer Bee - Lil Wayne
A - Heavyweight Wrestling Champion
Kabuto - Funeral Director

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

He is an artist, not a terrorist. If there are no ninjas and constant fighting, I am sure he will have give up on bombs.

It was the sight of an explosion that made him obsessed, not artwork. His warped cute little mind just pictured explosions as being art.

 

[fayeon]

I get it

Sakura doctor

Sasuke police officer ( uchiha )

Naruto i dont really know

Kakashi teacher

Ino nurse

Karin ***** (you know the one who you pay to have ****)

 

[Fodder#4]

Zabuza; Used car salesmen. HE IS SLASHING THE PRICES!

 

[Trollo Lucilfer]

Jiraiya - Strip club manager.
Tsunade - Sanitarium manager.
Orochimaru - CIA.
Madara - Mafia boss.
Tobirama - Aryan brotherhood boss xD
Sasuke - Terrorist
Naruto - Politician
Sakura - Can't get a job because of her Internet addiction
Shikamaru - Army general
Choji - McDonalds manager
Ino - Nurse

 

[I Sun I]

I get it

Sakura doctor

Sasuke police officer ( uchiha )

Naruto i dont really know

Kakashi teacher

Ino nurse

Karin ***** (you know the one who you pay to have ****)

I will never do it with her even if SHE Pay me ..

 

[I Sun I]

Jiraiya - Strip club manager.
Tsunade - Sanitarium manager.
Orochimaru - CIA.
Madara - Mafia boss.
Tobirama - Aryan brotherhood boss xD
Sasuke - Terrorist
Naruto - Politician
Sakura - Can't get a job because of her Internet addiction
Shikamaru - Army general
Choji - McDonalds manager
Ino - Nurse

Come on jiraya is a writer .

And sakura is either a doctor or a teacher ( kishi said she would be the best teacher in team seven )

 

[Strata Uchiha]

Kakuzu would definitely be my accountant, stock shareholder, and financial advisor.

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[Fodder#4]

Kabuto - Doctor.

 

[GodOfThunderAndLightning]

Naruto - Cross Dresser
Sasuke - Batman
Kakashi - Juggler
Killerbee - Rapper
A - Samuel Jackson
Ohnoki - Blacksmith
Tsuande - Brain Surgeon
Kabuto - Mad scientist
Orochimaru - Michael Jackson
Obito - Hardcore Full time Warcraft Player
Gaara - Glass Maker
Temari - Kimono Performer
Rock Lee - Jet Li
Guy Might - Shaolin Master'
Hashirama - That guy who grows wood on his arms in India
Madara - Middle East dude with a rocket launcher
Sakura - Waitress
Ino - Therapist
Karin - Stripper
Yahiko - Rain Maker
Konan - Full time Origami Sculptor
Pain - Tattoo Artist
Jiraiya - Hugh Hefner (Journalist and Owner of Playboy Mansion)
Kisame - The man who suffered from eternal blueballs
Itachi - Swords Master
Danzo - President of the USA
Hiruzen - Ron Paul
Shikamaru - Web Developer
Kiba - Dog Whisperer
Chouji - Eatathon Champion
Shodai Raikage - Pimp
Third Raikage - MMA Fighter
Shodai Mizukage - Pirate
Chojiro - Geek Squad at Best Buy
Sai - Graffiti Artist on West 4th Street
Tobirama - Terry Crews

Batman Crossdresser whats the difference haha

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Kabuto - Doctor.

Mortician to be more precise x

 

[Fodder#4]

Mortician to be more precise x

>_>... Maybe a scientist instead...