Real world jobs for Naruto Characters.

[Perception]

If Naruto characters were normal people like us with no superpowers, what jobs would they have in our world? To name a few,

1. Orochimaru - In jail with a restraining order not to get within a mile of children.
2. Choji - Cook at a fast food restaurant.
3. Might Guy - P.E. Instructor.
4. Sakura - Walmart cashier.
5. Ino - Walmart manager.
6. Hinata - Librarian.

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Naruto-Gym Coach
Sasuke-Customer Service
Sakura-Nurse
Hinata-Pharmacist
Kakashi-Librarian
Guy-Fitness Instructor
Lee-Fitness Assistant
Neji-Eye Doctor
Kisame-Main event at SeaWorld
Itachi-Philosophy teacher
Sasori-Ventriloquist
Deidara-....Don't make me say it
Ino-Flower Shop Owner
Shikamaru-Chess champion
Kakuzu-Bank manager
Hidan-Masochist Monthly mascot

 

[fayeon]

I think sakura would be Liberian . She read a lot of books etc

Or she would be nurse .she took care of sasuke body in part 1 a lot

 

[Fodder#4]

Gai - Personal fitness coach.
Kakashi - History Teacher
Sasuke - Burger King Employee
Kisame - Marine Biologist
Tobirama - Homeless man

 

[xcoyote]

Obito-sanitarium inmate Lol

 

[Khallil]

might guy as a p.e. instructor..
perception..do you really hate the humanity that much?!

 

[Anonn]

Naruto- Director (hokage)
Sasuke - Vet ( ''Dr Snake'' - Itachi )
Sakura - Nurse (healing)
Hinata - Eye specialist (byakugan)
Jiraiya - Hugh Hefner

 

[LUMOS ULTIMATUM]

Naruto-beggar
sasuke-business man
sakura-office clerk
Madara-hitler
obito-hitler's second coming
orochimaru-rapist

 

[Silent Phantom]

Naruto-Gym Coach
Sasuke-Customer Service
Sakura-Nurse
Hinata-Pharmacist
Kakashi-Librarian
Guy-Fitness Instructor
Lee-Fitness Assistant
Neji-Eye Doctor
Kisame-Main event at SeaWorld
Itachi-Philosophy teacher
Sasori-Ventriloquist
Deidara-....Don't make me say it
Ino-Flower Shop Owner
Shikamaru-Chess champion
Kakuzu-Bank manager
Hidan-Masochist Monthly mascot

Deidara making money on the side

 

[Perception]

I think sakura would be Liberian . She read a lot of books etc

Or she would be nurse .she took care of sasuke body in part 1 a lot

The way I see it is Sakura goes to college where she's a good girl until she joins a sorority. Then Sasuke the frat boy gets her pregnant in the back of his pickup truck. Daddy stops paying for Sakura's tuition and she has to find any employment she can get. Hence she works at Walmart.

Gai - Personal fitness coach.
Kakashi - History Teacher
Sasuke - Burger King Employee
Kisame - Marine Biologist
Tobirama - Homeless man

Good choices. Sasuke at burger king, XD.

Obito-sanitarium inmate Lol

U_U

might guy as a p.e. instructor..
perception..do you really hate the humanity that much?!

It would help solve the obesity problem.

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Deidara making money on the side

Nope, I was going for terrorist. It was his occupation in the manga...

 

[LUMOS ULTIMATUM]

Nope, I was going for terrorist. It was his occupation in the manga...

He is an artist, not a terrorist. If there are no ninjas and constant fighting, I am sure he will have give up on bombs.

 

[Honord Sage]

Their characters need to be taken into account too, Sasuke and Sakura's tempter would not make them people person, Sakura losing Her temper as a librarian over noise can be deadly, same for Sasuke. So make them accountants in a firm and keep clients away from them.

 

[Fodder#4]

Hiruzen - President

 

[take it easy]

uchihas- asylum prisoners. minato-basketball gamer.

 

[Perception]

Naruto-Gym Coach
Sasuke-Customer Service
Sakura-Nurse
Hinata-Pharmacist
Kakashi-Librarian
Guy-Fitness Instructor
Lee-Fitness Assistant
Neji-Eye Doctor
Kisame-Main event at SeaWorld
Itachi-Philosophy teacher
Sasori-Ventriloquist
Deidara-....Don't make me say it
Ino-Flower Shop Owner
Shikamaru-Chess champion
Kakuzu-Bank manager
Hidan-Masochist Monthly mascot

Kakuzu as a bank manager? Wouldn't he be the bank robber? Maybe he would be like Al capone.

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

He is an artist, not a terrorist. If there are no ninjas and constant fighting, I am sure he will have give up on bombs.

That's like saying a murderer isn't a murderer, but a peace enforcer. You can call it anything you want, it doesn't disapprove the fact he was indeed a terrorist.

 

[LUMOS ULTIMATUM]

This thread is pointless. Naruto cannot exist in real life because of his ways and childish mind. All naruto characters would be different in real life which means that naruto will become someone else.

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Kakuzu as a bank manager? Wouldn't he be the bank robber? Maybe he would be like Al capone.

He likes to make money and maintain it. He'd be a perfect manager. He'd get shit done.

 

[LUMOS ULTIMATUM]

That's like saying a murderer isn't a murderer, but a peace enforcer. You can call it anything you want, it doesn't disapprove the fact he was indeed a terrorist.

Indeed, he isn't a terrorist in real life. His art isn't cheap real life bombs but things created by his own hands. So, he would use something else to express his art.