Ok so guys let me allow you guys to live a day in my awesome life.
So I woke up today, surrounded by hot virgin supermodels. I hear myriad screams of 'up yours' and 'wake up you fing a-hole!' and some 'fu*k you's. Then i looked at my ultra cool CIA watch and saw the time. Its was 11 FREAKING O CLOCK! I remembered that I was in planet Feggitopia, which was overridden by Fegbots that had the power to stick it in everyone's poopers. I, being the only person in the Intergalactic Shithole with an iron butt, was chosen to rid Feggitopia of these monstrous creatures and save peoples' butts. I then whistled, and my fire breathing-glow in the dark rainbow pooping-neon colored pegasus arrived, and I sat on it. Oh, and it had a chainsaw for a tail. It had two .9 mm machine guns in its nostrils, and was by far the greatest weapon in the Intergalactic Shithole. I had killed an entire army of Fegots only yesterday, so the High Inquisitor of the Fegbots(HIotF) himself was coming @ me, so I decided that this would the final epic battle between us. I sat in a cave in the mountains, illuminated by my pegasus' poop for the HIotF. I then got his fegowl with a letter, which informed me that the HIotF had eaten bad food and he had constipation. I laughed at it, fed the fegowl to my pegasus and agreed to his proposal to post pone the fight to after he had recovered.