The Joker arrives to find Harley being her usual....Insufferable self, but today was not a laughing matter, well for her at least, it was fantastic for him, for he got the opportunity to beat up on her, again.You must be registered for see linksarrives at the grassy field that she had been assigned to, having chosen to wear her most revealing outfit (Outfit 3) for this fateful day the playful and hyperactive girl skipped around on the field awaiting her proctor. As she skips in circles she hears a footstep long range to her left, in an instant she stops in her tracks and screams at the top of her lungs.
"Mistah J!!!! I would recognise those footsteps anywhere!! That's not too stalkery is it? no? well... even if it is who cares right!!! Stalkers can be fun sometimes! Except for those ones that think by stalking they're gonna somehow achieve great levels of pleasure. Yeah, those guys can just go to hell... literally, I musta killed at twelve of those types in the last year."
After an extremely brief pause she begins again.
"Yeah you're right. You're always right Mistah J, why am I being so modest! I killed at least 70 of 'em. And most of those were because I told them to follow me! I should really stop forgetting my own orders. I wonder what it's like down there... I mean, the colour red is good and everything but thats gotta be a right bummer on the eyes, I mean c'mon, red twenty four seven... get the decorators in Satan! If I ever met him, that is what I'd begin with I think: Hey there Satan, I'm Harley! If you ever need advice on some new wallpaper I'm ya gal!.. No. Wait. shut up Harley. You gettin' so worked up when the only devil you need in your life is right next to you... If right next to means quite a few feet away that is. Which, in this situation, it might as well be. Anyway... Where were we?"
As she takes in the scenario once again she pulls a lightbulb from her pouch of ninja tools and holds it above her head.
"Ah! I got it."
She drops the light bulb.
"You're testing me for this testy thing then Mr. Sexy Tester Man? Good. But I hope you don't take offense when you get hit... Usually you're the one hitting me, you never know, maybe a change of roles is just what we need to spice up our relationship! Am I right?! HA! Am I? HaHaHAAAA... Am I right?!... Mistah J... Why aintcha laughing Mistah J?"
The Joker watched onwards as his dear harlequin murdered some unseen voice, until that moment in time he had assumed the voice was entirely in his head alone, upset by the loss of this voice he reached out for the others, but none of the one hundred and eighty seven other voices answered.The set-up was unfamiliar, it had been only very rarely that Harley had prepared to fight the clown prince one on one like this. Not that she noticed... In her mind pigs had shotguns and slept upside down so that their bellies would get a moon tan. Any girl who said she was happy and didn't wear make up surely had mental issues, how could someone not want to look like her? I know I for one couldn't think of any reason not too... *Narrator eye-roll*. Anyway, my point is that she was crazy, unfamiliarity didn't exist in the head of such an active thinker, and it was this, that made this situation particularly dangerous... Neither of the two participants had a filter, in word nor action, and beyond that, if this fight turned 'fun'. Well, you can imagine...
"Hey b*tch! We're havin' a moment here! I ain't crazy... I'm just... Okay! Maybe I'm a little crazy... But crazy is just another word for totally awesome!"
As she speaks Harley raises her revolver to the sky and sends a bullet skyward. A scream is heard, the narrators blood fills the sky with red before raining down on Harley's head. After being covered from head to toe, Harley takes a moment, looks herself up and down, and pulls out a mirror. Holding the mirror with an outstretched arm she begins fiddling with her hair.
"Note to self... Buy fake blood. I look gooooooooooood in red! HAAHAH!!"
Sliding the mirror back into her belt she looks back to The Joker and smiles.
"Sorry 'bout that Mistah J. Just had some female problems! But now. I'm all yours!"
Reaching the "I'm all yours!" part of her sentence Harley pulls a ball (with drawn on smiley face) from her pouch. She throws the ball aimed straight at her opponents face. As the ball travels Harley releases four small balls of fire from her palms, by moving her hands from above her head to by her sides as she releases them Harley is able to send the balls in a make shift aerial square :: The top two balls follow a well planned out route which will actually cause them to miss The Joker and connect with the ball she had thrown earlier (they travel faster!). The remaining two (lower) balls of flame aimed at the knees of the clown.
( Bakuhatsu Enhogan ) – Exploding Flame Shots
Rank: B
Type: Attack
Range: Mid
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage points: 40
Description: The user shoots multiple fire shots from their hands that are able to cause fiery explosions on impact with any object. The shots can't set the opponent on fire, though they can cause damage by exploding on him.
Leaving the shots to travel Harley waits for the perfect moment to strike, the second her shots connect with the ball she had thrown earlier (about 1/2 way between the two of us) a huge bang fills the air and echoes through the empty space around them, she had thrown a 'bang bomb' (literally... it says bang). Slightly before the 'bang' Harley steps forward and up onto her hammer and raises an arm to the sky, she does so in an incredibly over-exaggerated fashion, secretly hoping that her opponent will merely put the movement down to her extravagant personality and nothing more, this feeling being intesified by the fact that as she hits the pose the 'bang' sounds. In reality, as she throws her hand to the sky she sends an electrical current into the air and summons a lightning bolt from the sky above and slightly behind The Jokers position (aimed down on the top of your skull), under the cover of the 'bang' and the intense bright light from the flame shots exploding on impact with the ball this lightning should remain unseen and unheard.
(Raiton: Ikazuchi no Kiba) - Lightning Release: Fangs of Lightning
Rank: B
Type: Offense
Range: Short/Mid
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: The user will raise his hand or a weapon and will send an electrical essence into the clouds, allowing them to create lightning strikes in the desired location. The discharges are triggered right after the technique and cannot be delayed or prepared before hand.
"Don't worry too much Mr. J! You're so smartical you don't need all those brain cells anyway!"
P.S. Guess who's back. B*itches.
Good god, how fast did i jump, i swear i am seeing double.... O_OForced into a state of shock as her own 'banger' is detonated mere feet from her position Harley knows she must give herself time to compose herself (as much as one as mentally unstable as herself can). Without a moments hesitations she performs a single handseal and summons two clones either side of her own body. Unaffected by the bang the clones get to work, Lefty (The clone to Harley's left) flicks one of the smoke bombs on Harley's waist, sending it down to the ground. As this happens Righty rip's the Hammer from Harley's grasp and sends it spinning violently through the air on a diagonal upward from their current position, aimed to intercept the man (whom the clone can see clearly, no disorientation and whatnot).
(Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) - Shadow Clone Technique
Rank:B
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:20
Damage Points:N/A
Description: The Kage Bunshin distributes the ninja's chakra evenly among the clones and creates a real copy with form and substance. The clone itself can also utilize any jutsu the original ninja knows. When the clone finally disperses, any new knowledge it has gained is passed back to the original ninja and any additional clones. Upon impact, the clone can be dispersed.
Smoke rising the lefty performs four hand seals and drops the ground beneath the real Harley 15 feet, with the ground dropping Righty creates a rock in the air and drops it, plugging the hole that Harley now resides in. The two clones then take up their positions on top of the rock, standing back to back and await any potential movement.
The two clones speak, simultaneously.
"Hey Mistah J! All this smoke reminds me of when we blew that bank... the people were like AHHHHH! Help! Pleaaseee!! But did you listen? NO! Because as we know, their are better way to make people smile! Pa-Pow! Pa-Pow! HA! That, is why I love you."
(Doton: Ton'neru chika no Jutsu) - Earth Release: Tunneling Technique
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: N/A
Description: The user after performing the required hand seals Ram → Dog → Rat → Bird is able to create a wide tunnel in the ground, this cannot travel through rock though or anything with a high density. The large tunnel that is created allows the user to transport others without detection.
Note: The initial entry of the technique is short range.
( Doton: Iwa Dangan ) - Earth Release: Rock Bullet
Rank: C
Type: Offensive
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: 30
Description: The user manipulating their chakra creates and sends a huge rock at the opponent, causing them to fall back.
Ahh that's why i love you my dear, so resilient....You certainly have thick skin and a thick skull.Shadows of the hammers bearing down through the smoke, it was too late. The clones poofed, Harley Quinn learned and the ground was pretty damn f'd. As the thunderous sounds of the hammers hitting the earth echoed around her Harley (from her hole) stared upwards at the rock plugging her hole. A hammer connects, and the rock shatters. As the many small pieces of the rock fall down toward her Harley uses the wall as a boost and pushes herself off to give a better angle, with her knowledge of The Joker's rough location thanks to the clones she causes a large gust of wind to spring from her body picking up the remains of the rock as it goes and forcing them into the vicinity of the joker.
(Fūton: Boufuu oonami no Jutsu ) - Wind Release: Gale Surge Technique
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra cost: 20
Damage points: 40
Description: The user will create a large surge of wind that is capable of pushing a target back and dealing some small cuts to them. The wind technique is also strong enough to push back a large summoning creature.
Whilst the wind does it's part Harley (already elevated) creates an orb of water just above her head and slightly above ground level. Four whips of water then extend from the orb and begins to spin as they stretch out to long range of the orb.
(Suiton: Suiryūben) - Water Style: Water Dragon Whip
Rank: B
Type: Offense
Range: Short/Long
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: After performing the Tiger hand seal the user creates an orb of water from which several sharp whips of water emerge. Those whips can then be directed towards one or multiple targets, impaling them on impact.
As she hits the ground again Harley surrounds herself in electricity and sends a bolt up into the sky, the bolt electrifies the water as it passes through the orb.
( Raiton: Bakurai ) - Lightning Release: Depth Charge
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 20
Damage points: 40
Description: After enveloping themselves with lightning, the user emanates a powerful bolt of electricity targeted at their opponent.
"C'mon Mistah J, This is your lil' Harley you're talking 'bout here! I've been hammered on plenty of occasions before and lived to tell the tale, why would this be any different!?"
Joker watches as Harley's water begins to force his fire back, noticeably moving the fire back towards him, along with the obvious sounds of his fire being extinguished, simply continuing his blast of wind from here he pushes the rest of the leftover water and the large amount of steam down towards Harley's location.Watching from below as the Jokers flames engulf her wind and earth, Harley, acting quickly performs a single handseal causing the water sphere of her previous technique to lose it's form and rush up toward the flames as they travel toward her position (this would happen before you fuel the fire), after extinguishing the flames what's left of the water continues toward you (your view of this change would also be blocked by your fire).
(Suiton: Mizu no Tatsumaki) - Water Release: Tornado of Water
Rank: A
Type: Attack/Defence/Supplementary
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 30
Damage Points: 60
Description: After performing the Ram → Horse → Bird the user is able to create a technique that utilizes water to create a spinning water vortex around the user. The water vortex acts both as a barrier and an attack mechanism. The power of the vortex is enough to knock an opponent unconscious.
Note: Requires a nearby water source
With the flames extinguished Harley (as she falls) gets clear view of the lightning travelling toward her and creates three huge rocks around her, one beneath her feet blocking her from falling down the hole, the second above her head, between her and the lightning aimed to slow them down and the third to the right of the second. Pushing off of the first rock Harley pushes herself out of the way of the now slowed lightning and onto the flat ground once more. The remaining rock is then sent flying toward the Jokers position.
( Doton: Shōnyūseki ) - Earth Release: Stalactite
Rank: B
Type: Offensive
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra cost: 20
Damage poinnts: 40
Description: The user manipulates their chakra creating three huge rocks infront of them. The user will then unleash the three huge rocks coming from three different angles from infront of the enemy to smash into each other causing segments to start protruding from the collision and damaging the opponent.
From her new position Harley watches the skies and waits to see how the Clown Prince will escape.
"C'mon Mr.J! Too much of that Water will wash that make up off your face! And let's be honest, if there's one person here who can go without, it's probably not you."