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Blinkie Uchiha

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Had *** with my grandparents in the house

You think that's bad?

*me and boyfriend doing the *** ;)*
*knock knock*
BF's Mum "can I come in?"
BF"no"
BF's mum "why not"
BF "why d'yah think?"
BF's Mum" ewwww thats just wrong *laughs* and walks away"

single most terrifying moment of my life XD
 

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You think that's bad?

*me and boyfriend doing the *** ;)*
*knock knock*
BF's Mum "can I come in?"
BF"no"
BF's mum "why not"
BF "why d'yah think?"
BF's Mum" ewwww thats just wrong *laughs* and walks away"

single most terrifying moment of my life XD

._.
Your bf's mom is chill as fuuck
 

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Incest.



Virgin alert.

Just Kidding.
Not.

*sigh* Sadly.

And lmao! They are so easy to detect.

You think that's bad?

*me and boyfriend doing the *** ;)*
*knock knock*
BF's Mum "can I come in?"
BF"no"
BF's mum "why not"
BF "why d'yah think?"
BF's Mum" ewwww thats just wrong *laughs* and walks away"

single most terrifying moment of my life XD

._.
Your bf's mom is chill as fuuck

Keep that shiz elsewhere. PG-13 or take that to Skype.
 

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Had "relations" with my boyfriend in his car, in a public car park.
 

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.I put nutella in my eye
I was just cooking this weird green tea thing...
First I added too much water, so I had to add some other shit to make it more dense.
Then I didn't put any oil on my hands, so it got all sticky.
I got oil splattered all over me when I was flipping this shiz..
I pressed this thing too hard and my spatula snapped in half.
Then it was half cooked.
 
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I put nutella in my eye.
I was just cooking this weird green tea thing...
First I added too much water, so I had to add some other shit to make it more dense...
Then I didn't put oil on my hands, so it got all sticky.
I got oil splattered all over me when I was flipping this shiz...
And I pressed the thing too hard and my spatula snapped in half.
Then it was half cooked.

Incoming sticky hand jokes.

I need to teach you how to cook, I do tutoring 3-4:00 P.M. EST.
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when i was 10 year old me and my friend jump from atree ,, there was 5feet sand at side of that tree ,, me and my friend climb that tree and jump into the sand ,, first we jumpat 5 feet then10 feet after that at top of the tree urm,, maybe 15feet after two time jump from top my friend give it another try and he miss the sand aand landing on the ground but idk why maybe he got lucky he didnt hurt at all then he challenge me to land on the ground nguess what i broke my bone ,,then untill now my friend said im to
 

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when i was 10 year old me and my friend jump from atree ,, there was 5feet sand at side of that tree ,, me and my friend climb that tree and jump into the sand ,, first we jumpat 5 feet then10 feet after that at top of the tree urm,, maybe 15feet after two time jump from top my friend give it another try and he miss the sand aand landing on the ground but idk why maybe he got lucky he didnt hurt at all then he challenge me to land on the ground nguess what i broke my bone ,,then untill now my friend said im to
I seriously had to use Google Translate to read this.
 

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I seriously had to use Google Translate to read this.
It's worse than mine:T_T:
I was just about to make some ramen when the water was boiling...
The ramen box was emptyyyyyy:NO:
 

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It's worse than mine:T_T:
I was just about to make some ramen when the water was boiling...
The ramen box was emptyyyyyy:NO:

Omg I hate when that happens. Or when you're about to eat cereal and when you go get the milk, it's finished.
 

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Omg I hate when that happens. Or when you're about to eat cereal and when you go get the milk, it's finished.

Or when you get out the ham/turkey and cheese for a sammich..
no bread.

#TheStruggleIsReal
 

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Got arrested after putting rocks on top of the railways
 
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