Little theory of mine

[Trollasaur]

What do you fellas think?

>Sages mom eats fruit
>She gives birth
>She gives birth to an "Uzumaki"
>Sage bangs some fine ladies before becoming the junchuiki
>His children become the Uzumaki clan (large chakara reservers straight from the tree)
>Sage Becomes Junchuriki
>Bangs another fine *****
>Moar babies
>They're "senju" (the body of jubi) and "Uchia" (eyes of jubi.)​

 

[Javaweb]

But the fruit has natural energy and chakra. His mom sealed the ten tails inside of him

 

[CurseSealofEarth]

So what we can summarize from this theory is the Sage is a ****?

 

[Trollasaur]

So what we can summarize from this theory is the Sage is a ****?

Yes exactly

 

[hasil5]

dannngggg boi my boii rikudo was a playaa y'heardd

 

[-Punk-]

Little & straight to the point , i agree .

 

[Ahmed1993]

What do you fellas think?

>Sages mom eats fruit
>She gives birth
>She gives birth to an "Uzumaki "
>Sage bangs some fine ladies before becoming the junchuiki
>His children become the Uzumaki clan (large chakara reservers straight from the tree)
>Sage Becomes Junchuriki
>Bangs another fine *****
>Moar babies
>They're "senju" (the body of jubi) and "Uchia" (eyes of jubi.)​

No

And you told me that you don't care about him being an Uzumaki or not , lol typical butthurt fanboy Lol

 

[Trollasaur]

No

And you told me that you don't care about him being an Uzumaki or not , lol typical butthurt fanboy Lol

I swear to god, you are literally too stupid to insult.

 

[Ahmed1993]

I swear to god, you are literally too stupid to insult.

U mad bro ?
I stated the truth about you that you're trying to deny, ain't happy with that then STFU.

 

[Trollasaur]

U mad bro ?
I stated the truth about you that you're trying to deny, ain't happy with that then STFU.

I stand by statement.

 

[Transcendence]

Possible. This chapter isn't the only chapter of back story we are going to get. We still need to see if his fathers last name (which could be Uzumaki for we know) had any bearing on him like with Naruto; as we know he took his mothers name over his fathers name (surname). Could be a parallel there.

 

[Kαmi]

So the Sage is a p***y magnet? I'm down with that, someone's gotta fulfills that role in the manga.

 

[thunderthehybrid]

Is her last name Uzumaki and is it said she has a husband? No.

 

[Trollasaur]

Is her last name Uzumaki and is it said she has a husband? No.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

 

[beast7960]

EVERY clan in existence is a descendant of the sage, thought Madara made that perfectly clear when he was explaining about the god tree to hashirama.

 

[CurseSealofEarth]

Is her last name Uzumaki and is it said she has a husband? No.

Wait wait wait, are you insinuating that Rikudo was born asexually?

 

[Trollasaur]

Wait wait wait, are you insinuating that Rikudo was born asexually?

It could of been a virgin birth.

 

[SupErAkaTsuKI]

Far-fetched...

 

[Silverblade]

What do you fellas think?

>Sages mom eats fruit
>She gives birth
>She gives birth to an "Uzumaki"
>Sage bangs some fine ladies before becoming the junchuiki
>His children become the Uzumaki clan (large chakara reservers straight from the tree)
>Sage Becomes Junchuriki
>Bangs another fine *****
>Moar babies
>They're "senju" (the body of jubi) and "Uchia" (eyes of jubi.)​

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