If you had control of the internet for one day.

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If you had god like control of the internet for one day, what would you do. If your fingers are gold and with the click of a mouse you can make the world tremble, what would you do? Assume that you would never be caught for your actions, somehow.

For me,
1. I would take a large share of money from several corporations and put it into several bank accounts around the world. I would then set it up so the accounts could never be deleted or altered, and money could be spent from them anonymously by me.
2. I would create a website that was funded by oil corporations. The websites purpose would be to find researches and pay them to help with my research. This would make my PhD go a LOT FASTER.
3. I would place heavy restrictions on oil and other large corporations to use the internet in any fashion. Portions of all transactions they made would go to charities, peoples paychecks, and medical research.
4. I would destroy all viruses and advertisements from the internet. Then I would place a permanent non-removable block for all future viruses and advertisements of any kind.
5. I would set up invisible accounts in every mangaka's computer. The account would allow me to see the contents of their computers at all times.
6. I would create a website funded by Google to pay manga artists, writers, and animators to help create my manga/anime ideas.

Finally,
7. I would resurrect DragonLord and make him an administrator on NB. I would then make him unbanishable.
 

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I would put my account as one of the Admins of NarutoBase and mod the s*** out of it, while making it better.

That's pretty much it.
 

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i would make it so that if you want to use the internet you need to pay me 100$ monthly subscription :devil:
 

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i would make it so that if you want to use the internet you need to pay me 100$ monthly subscription :devil:

I think you're in the wrong place.

You should be in Congress, where you belong.
 

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i would make it so that if you want to use the internet you need to pay me 100$ monthly subscription :devil:
You would have so much money you would never come close to spending it all. On June 12,2012 their were 2,405,518,376 people on the internet according to,
So in 1 month you would make, $240,551,837,600. You could take a penny and you would make, $24,055,183.76 in 1 month.
 

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I think you're in the wrong place.

You should be in Congress, where you belong.
You would have so much money you would never come close to spending it all. On June 12,2012 their were 2,405,518,376 people on the internet according to,
So in 1 month you would make, $240,551,837,600. You could take a penny and you would make, $24,055,183.76 in 1 month.

lol so much hate. k easily fixed.

i would charge 100 dollars a month for the internet. then buy 1 grain of sand from poor people (income < avarage or something lol) each grain for 10000$.

i would then use the remaining money and give it to any person in exchange for any stock share he holds. which will collapse the market freeing us all of this bullshit.

and finally, i would invest in a colony on mars that will take the freedom ideas from the internet and try to improve on it. but on a diffrent planet with not govermant or some shit and all of mars will be in control off the people. then charge people a 2000$ entry ticket :devil:
 

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lol dragonlord must remained sealed forever.

I would bring back megaupload
 

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I'd shop for free on ebay and amazon.

I'd open up a private game server of Gunz and down all the competitors. That'll get my server crowded and running on the long run.

I'd try to expose every single govt. classified documents to the masses.

I'd trace all child porn websites and databases, trace the pedophiles and have them tortured.
 
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