King Cobra
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WWE SummerSlam 2013 Predictions
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I haven't done one of these in a while but for the WWE fans of the base I will do it. Will I do a review for this maybe. Anyway I have high hopes for this SummerSlam we have a stacked card and two matches that can potentially be Match of the Year.
There is one match that hasn't been announced yet but in putting on my card because it makes sense. My regular thread viewers know my format and this who are new my format is like this.
Predictions: Legit prediction and match break down
Who I want to win: completely bias opinion and sometimes a breakdown.
Wildcard: My attempt to be funny/something unlikely to happen.
I Know Wrestling Is Fake. I Watch Because I Like It. Do Not Be That Guy/Girl Who Comes On This Thread Just To Troll. Naruto Amd All Your Other Favorite Anime Is Fake As Well
PreShow/Kickoff
US Title Match
Dean Ambrose vs Rob Van Dam
Prediction: This match deserve more than the PreShow but I get why they did. They put this match here to get us pumped for SummerSlam which is a good idea. I just feel the Divas deserves to be here and not this. Ambrose and RVD will put on a great match. Well I take that back give them 10 minutes or more we have something special here anything less we got poop(yes I said poop). RVD will do something crazy and the finish will probably see something like a Rolling Thunder into a Deananator(Ambrose's Headlock Driver). Look for Ambrose to retain in an entertaining match.
Who I want to win: I am a fan of both men. I want to see Ambrose win this one. He gets a win over a solidified star.
Wild Card: RVD wins this in 20 secs with a Rolling Thunder like he did in his TNA debut.
Main Show
Damien Samdow vs Cody Rhodes
Prediction: Well this also has the Match of the Night potential Cody Rhodes and Sandows feud has been amazing. So lets clap it up for WWE creative hahaha. Realistically I think this will be a good match. Give it about 10-15 minutes. The crowd will be hot. This is my show opener. Now let me say I'm glad this isn't for the briefcase like some are saying it should be...not yet every one not yet. Look for Cody to go over clean in this one so later down the road he can challenge for Sandow the briefcase.
Who I want to win: I was legit stuck on this one. Wish I can see both men have their hand raised after this one, however they can't and I have decided to put my money on Cody Rhodes. He'll be a great World Champion one day.
Wild Card: This is a bad match.
Mixed Tag Team
Dolph Ziggler AKA Mr. Ziggles and Kaitlyn vs Big EEEEEEEE and AJ Lee
Predictions: This match will probably get 8-10 minutes. I'm not expecting it to be good but it can be. I personally don't have my hopes up. However I think that AJ and Kaitlyn will do most of the work in this one, I pray they won't. I see AJ getting speared out of her shoes once again giving Kaitlyn and Mr. Ziggles the win.
Who I want to win: 3 Ain't Enough Man I Need 5!! I want Big EEEEEE to win this one. Oh yeah and AJ too.
Wild Card: Ziggles turns on Kaitlyn and rejoins AJ.
World Heavyweight Title Match
Alberto Del Rio vs Christian
Prediction: I must say when this match became officially I wasn't interested but now I am. Why you ask? With the video package WWE did for him there are rumors going around the Christians last match will be at SummerSlam. If this is the case then Christian will give it his all and ADR will also to show respect for the veteran. As a member of the #WyzaFamily I know I'm not suppose to like Christian but dammit I'm a peep! Sue me of you want. With that said, I'm actually expecting a good match. Now before I learned of Christian's possible retirement I had him winning this match, now that I know of it my prediction has not changed. I still have Christian winning. After about 25 minutes the finish I see a great sequences of reversals and at the end Ricardo Rodriguez distracts ADR allowing Christian to end it with a spear. Also I know some peeps want to see Edge at Christians corner, I personally don't. Now here me out I wouldn't mind to see Edge out there but it just proves what most people say Christian was living in Edges shadow. Now when Christian gives his retirement speech then and only then can Edge come out and celebrate with his bestfriend/brother. Captain Charisma had a great run, if he's truly hanging his boots up I hope it's as World Champ.
Who I want to win: From the beginning I wanted to see Christian win this match. However I do rather he does it with his own finisher, the Unprettier, yes not the KillSwitch I want to be called the Unprettier again.
Wild Card: Rodriguez cost Christian the match as it was as it was a set up all along.
Natalya (with The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi)) vs. Brie Bella (with Eva Marie and Nikki Bella)
Prediction: I don't care much for this match or feud. I don't watch total divas so yeah. Anyway I believe Nattie will make Brie tap in about 3-5 minutes as Nattie moves onto better things.
Who I want to win: Nattie, welp that was easy.
Wild Card: Eva Marie wrestles. And all divas have a nip slip.
WWE Tag Team Title Match
The Shield (Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins) vs The Big Show and Mark Henry AKA Mr. ThassWhatIDoooo.
Prediction: This is the one I'm throwing in there due to what happened on Raw. Big Show made the save, when the Shield cornered Henry and RVD. With Ambrose going against RVD, that leaves Show and Henry for Reigns and Rollins right? Well I believe this is gonna happen. If it does indeed happen I'm not complaining it can be good. But knowing WWE this will get about 8 minutes and Reigns will spear Big Show to next week.
Who I want to win: The Shield however I want Seth Rollins to get the finish with the blackout on Big Show.
Wild Card: Big Show screws Henry, I mean I won be surprised but I don't see it happening.
Co Main Events
Ring of Fire Match
Kane vs Bray Wyatt
Prediction: Excellent feud, Excellent buildup, Excellent competitors. Those who don't like the Wyatt's probably don't watch NXT. You may say they have no skills. This is far from the truth Rowan he's alight can use some more work though. Harper can work! Oh and Bray oh god Bray will make you jizzin your pants. Oh yes Bray is just that damn good. Trust me go watch some of this stuff in NXT. Go ahead do it now ill wait.
See it? Got a stain in your pants? Exactly told you this match will be great expect for these guys to get any wear from 15-22 minutes. Before I tell you my finish for those who don't know what a ring of fire match is, it's an inferno match with pin. You don't have to set your opponent on fire. However for the finish Bray will hit Kane with Sister Abigail(his finisher) in the middle of the ring Bray goes for the pin but Kane kicks out on a very close 2 count. Bray then sees that the flames are rising and will start laughing. Cole will say something like " It's like the Gates of hell have opened up right here in front of us!" Bray will look up at the rafters me yell out something amazing. He will then hit Kane with Sister Abigail once more then will get the three count. However the flames will still be high and Wyatt will say something like " It's time to go back home" or something like that. He will then throw Kane into he flames sacrificing him tot he devil himself.
Who I want to win: Bray Wyatt with the exact finish I predicted.
Wild Card: Kane winning.
The Best vs The Beast
CM Punk vs Bork Laser AKA Brock Lesnar
Prediction: Wow. This match right here. This match right here is gonna be amazing!!! Wait did I say match? I meant fight. Both men have a MMA background and it's time WWE take advantage of that. Will there be blood I this one? I don't know, but I sure as hell wouldn't be surprised. This match will tell a great story. Paul Heymans betrayal to Punk. Speaking of betrayals, don't be surprised if Heyman flips the switch on Lesnar. Well I must say this match is gonna be about 27-30 minutes long. We're gonna see some great back and forth action in this one. Oh man I can't wait for this one I'm on the edge of my seat just thinking about it. However a prediction must be made! I have one and a lot of people aren't gonna like this but I have Punk tapping to the Kimora. I also see little to no Heyman involvement.
Who as want to win: Bork. He needs the wins more than punk right now. Punk can get the wins he suffered back as the year progresses.
Wild Card: Punk kicks Lesnars ass.
The Main Event of the Evening
WWE Championship
Daniel Bryan vs John Cena
Prediction: Uh Match of the Night/Year? Can we go ahead and call this a five star match can we? Cena haters be in awe because John oh John he gonna put that work in. However D-Bry don't worry because he's gonna get that work too. Man I'm excited for this matchup. The build up has been great. Of you're not sold on this feud yet go re watch their segment on Miz TV it was truly "Awesome!" Cena can work, when he wants to, he pretty much shows up against worthy opponents. Daniel Bryan is more than a worth opponent. Also guys um I must agree with something Wyza said, if we get The American Dragon Daniel Bryan this match will be better than Punk-Cena @MITB 2011. I think we got the American Dragon folks. Well as we all know Cena is hurt, and apparently it's worse than we think, that's all I'm gonna say on that. Daniel Bryan is the hottest wrestler in the world right now. Oh and more thing before I really sink my teeth in this Randy Orton is Not Cashing In when he does we really won't see it coming. Ok now for the match uh I'm gonna give this anywhere between 30-35 minutes hell maybe even 40! This will most likely be the longest match if the night and hopefully the hottest. Cena will dig see in his move set. We'll see a power bomb or two. However Daniel Bryan will have some new moves of his own. I want to see him use the cattle mutilation. in this one Daniel Bryan will become a superhero because he's gonna kick out of about two maybe three AA's but definitely two in exchange Bryan will most likely kick Cenas fu*king head off. Now you may be wondering Cobra what's your finish. Well my finish is quite predictable. Cena goes for the AA Bryan grabs the ropes Cena pulls him off and is about to hit it but on the way down Bryan brings Cena with him and put him in the Yes lock for the wait for it wait for it the extremely rare John Cena tap out.
Who do I want to win: Bryan.
Wild Card: Bryan taps
Ok NB WWE universes I gave you mine now give me yours. Tell me what you think of mine.
