August Back to School Rap Battle Royale!!!!!!!

[NarutAwesome]

When rapping please be sure to post a picture of your character along with your rap to simply your identification as that person.

Welcome, come one come all to the August Character Rap Battle Royale, if you have a grudge agaisnt someone, nows the time to whup dat ass, , lol. these are the rules

so each person picks a character that they will portray to the fullest (or whatever), it's like my normal threads but you rap like you’re that person. I'm Elmo and FredFred Burger again. You can switch up character anytime you want so its better to have two. This is an example of a rap you can.

ex: They call me elmo, cause I know how to get low
I don’t call kids retarded, even if they’re kinda slow

now, if you didn't register before the royale then you can register on my profile page during it. Just send me a vm saying your two characters and start rapping. If you do not do this you will not be in the poll. Remember this. Once you vm me I will add you to the poll list once the royale is finished

This royale is for anybody.

Participants-

NarutAwesome-Fred Fred Burger and Cheese
rikerslade-Deadpool
NamiKaze the Rapper- green ranger and ash ketchum
Neverending-Bugs Bunny
halfmoonuzumaki- Walter White and Yami Moto
Alpha M- Muhammad Ali
riley freeman- riley freeman and mj
Invincible-
Digits-
Ninjakid114-Jesus
ODDtobi- Freddy krueger and jason voorhees
full youth and power- Sonic

*more can join, just vm me your 2 characters and I’ll add you to the list, then just start rapping*


For an idea of how it goes look at the last character royale:

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poll will be posted after 3-4 days of rapping, good luck!

 

[NarutAwesome]

TO START IT OFF EASY

Have you ever seen someone as vicious with a frying pan
someone that defies science cuz he’s a green elephant
someone that eats all the frozen yogurt with his bare hands
naw man, fred fred burger finna start his massacre again
who needs a mic when I got a pan in ma hand that smacks sense into rappers like a ***** getting hit with a back hand
this that crack on freds pan so you know this man stay dope and you can start any beef but just know
to add some cheese and chips with it cuz I LOVE

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[Punk Hazard]

Iight bishes, let's get this started
Don't show up if you're gonna half-heart it
If you do, my guns will have your soul departed
I kill fools like you for a check
So come on up, get wrecked
Nothing less you should expect
When Deadpool lets loose on you rejects
You bums nothing but a bunch of defects

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[NarutAwesome]

Iight bishes, let's get this started
Don't show up if you're gonna half-heart it
If you do, my guns will have your soul departed
I kill fools like you for a check
So come on up, get wrecked
Nothing less you should expect
When Deadpool lets loose on you rejects
You bums nothing but a bunch of defects

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dead pool, fred for sees you dead in a blood pool cuz the words I'm spitting is ondifferent level like mario fool
you tool, I should drill u with the facts that fred is a beast since I can spell my name real good, watch and see,
f-r-e-d
f-r-e-d
b-u-r-g-e-r, yes bro, i'm king of the east
ate yo girl out like that nacho "beef" til I could taste the that nacho "cheese", fred don't need a kitchen, thats why I carry this pan cuz you know I carry the heat!
pow pow, sound of bullets blowing from freds vocabulary, this aint no trick but watch u be gone magically
actually, I need to go poo-poo, finna shit on yo rap, diarrhea bowel fool and maybe then you can use it to get dope too,

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[Smd]

based god hoe

 

[NarutAwesome]

based god hoe

u rapping too, lol

 

[SonictheHedgehog]

Best be wearin armor from ya toe to ya head
Sonic goin in and once you see me you may be dead
My harem with your hoes got put on hold
So I decided I'd f*ck you f*ggots up instead.
This ain't even a roast it's just total annihilation
But my punchlines still burnin you all like my fists suffer from inflammation.
Droppin nations
Got your girl in bed at sound speed, no need for persuasion
With these speedy thrusts, how could she refuse, of course she'd just take it.
Like I dropped a gift on her porch
Yet she still askin for more
When I was done I used her f*cking face to mop the floor
Then tied her up and spin dashed her so quick you thought it was BDSM porn
Extra gore
So I went to your house with her battered corpse
You and your mom there, what's one more *****?
And like Eggman when I'm at his base
You wouldn't answer the door!
P*ssy..

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[halfmoonuzumaki]

I rhyme for days in a zen state of mind; leave you delirious,
Remainin lax when cats attack and they tryin to act serious,
Cause I snap back no skill is lacked and I weave up multi-series diss,
Call me darker than ****in black because my past's remainin mysterious
Shock you from the ****in shadows, slicin flesh with sharp words,
Every bar i spit more deadly than Kenshin's swords,
See im a master of disaster apocalypic each time i spit it,
Im spittin slifer fire that's crispin bacon, consider these *****es kid piglet,
Cause im the king of ****ing games, i ****s with the darkest magicians,
So consider my words mystical scalpal, and ***** it's time for incisions!
All my opponents lackin the wit to make strategic decisions,
They thinkin they clashin titans but just making low-impact collisions,
While im emittin rays of heat, Call me Ra up on the mic,
Cause the solar heat i spit's set to brighten up this fight,
My mind's a labyrinth that's unescapable, so dont go thinkin you're capable,
Cause this is Yami spittin the sickest, my raw talent is undebatable!

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[Punk Hazard]

dead pool, fred for sees you dead in a blood pool cuz the words I'm spitting is ondifferent level like mario fool
you tool, I should drill u with the facts that fred is a beast since I can spell my name real good, watch and see,
f-r-e-d
f-r-e-d
b-u-r-g-e-r, yes bro, i'm king of the east
ate yo girl out like that nacho "beef" til I could taste the that nacho "cheese", fred don't need a kitchen, thats why I carry this pan cuz you know I carry the heat!
pow pow, sound of bullets blowing from freds vocabulary, this aint no trick but watch u be gone magically
actually, I need to go poo-poo, finna shit on yo rap, diarrhea bowel fool and maybe then you can use it to get dope too,

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First off, let's get this beat on here quick
[video=youtube;g8eCPu29vEc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8eCPu29vEc[/video]

Who is this elephant?
Don't matter, you're irrelevant
I kill rappers, malovent
See, I spit miscellaneous rhymes
From a nefarious mind
Your ho can get this dihh various times
Best rapper under 25
That alias mine
Reading your stuff is a hilarious time
Cuz you're just a joke
Here's a stool, I'll get the rope

based god hoe

Is a girl about to battle? Haven't seen this in a while.

 

[NarutAwesome]

I'll be back....gotta do some shit.....be back on in two or three hours

 

[Forest]

TO START IT OFF EASY

Have you ever seen someone as vicious with a frying pan
someone that defies science cuz he’s a green elephant
someone that eats all the frozen yogurt with his bare hands
naw man, fred fred burger finna start his massacre again
who needs a mic when I got a pan in ma hand that smacks sense into rappers like a ***** getting hit with a back hand
this that crack on freds pan so you know this man stay dope and you can start any beef but just know
to add some cheese and chips with it cuz I LOVE

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Invince aka mario

Fred Fred burger secretes elements when his eyes are sore
So What's A green elephant, when I ride a green dinosaur
You'll see if you look closely, but right now I don't even need my Yoshi
Cause your beefs already toasty, Fred fred burger has been cooked
I can get u a fries wit dat but no shake cause this kids been SHOOK.
You could throw hard bars at the plumber but like bricks I just break em on my head
Let me get that flower power nd just burn ur ass instead.

 

[SonictheHedgehog]

First off, let's get this beat on here quick
[video=youtube;g8eCPu29vEc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8eCPu29vEc[/video]

Who is this elephant?
Don't matter, you're irrelevant
I kill rappers, malovent
See, I spit miscellaneous rhymes
From a nefarious mind
Your ho can get this dihh various times
Best rapper under 25
That alias mine
Reading your stuff is a hilarious time
Cuz you're just a joke
Here's a stool, I'll get the rope


Is a girl about to battle? Haven't seen this in a while.

No, she's just a troll who's been roaming around the base for a little while.

 

[Desanto]

Im about to go in, prepare yalls anuses

 

[NarutAwesome]

Shit u guys are dope lol

 

[Desanto]

See im Kicking back Like Snorlax, Chilled So Much i OVERSLEPT
Your Girl Giving my 'Oak' some Brain, NOW shes callin me PROFESS'
Now im Heading to The LAB to Pick a BALL, I CHOSE THE BEST
I got the most Effects to Catch EM ALL, COMPLETE MY POKEDEX

Ok lets step it up lol

EMBER! I breathe HEAT into the air and then let gary and ash catch'em
Then gave Misty the CHARM-and'er friend came too so I get the badge-rectum
I'm more of a CHAMP than LANCE after the elite 4, known to leave Gangs Shook
The Dopest 'MON, POKE your mom so many times Youd think its Face-book !

I PACK More Shells than BLASTOISE on Vacay and Leave yall Soaked Kids !
Im DOPE with these pokemon Cards, I Use em to Cut my COKE WITH !
Im RED from Pokemon Yellow, Yall Think You Got POKE SWAG? Homie, NA!
Catch me Ridin Around with that COLT that Spits FIRE like PONYTA !

My Style is more Complex Than MAGNETON when I ATTACK in three's
Your Girls Style is More like Cowgirl, EVERYTIME she RHYDON ME !
Caught me a Raikou And a RAICHU which im Gonna ZAP em Wit !
And WOMEN? They get my woody LONG like the NECK on a Girafarig!!!!

BAM

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[NarutAwesome]

See im Kicking back Like Snorlax, Chilled So Much i OVERSLEPT
Your Girl Giving my 'Oak' some Brain, NOW shes callin me PROFESS'
Now im Heading to The LAB to Pick a BALL, I CHOSE THE BEST
I got the most Effects to Catch EM ALL, COMPLETE MY POKEDEX

Ok lets step it up lol

EMBER! I breathe HEAT into the air and then let gary and ash catch'em
Then gave Misty the CHARM-and'er friend came too so I get the badge-rectum
I'm more of a CHAMP than LANCE after the elite 4, known to leave Gangs Shook
The Dopest 'MON, POKE your mom so many times Youd think its Face-book !

I PACK More Shells than BLASTOISE on Vacay and Leave yall Soaked Kids !
Im DOPE with these pokemon Cards, I Use em to Cut my COKE WITH !
Im RED from Pokemon Yellow, Yall Think You Got POKE SWAG? Homie, NA!
Catch me Ridin Around with that COLT that Spits FIRE like PONYTA !

My Style is more Complex Than MAGNETON when I ATTACK in three's
Your Girls Style is More like Cowgirl, EVERYTIME she RHYDON ME !
Caught me a Raikou And a RAICHU which im Gonna ZAP em Wit !
And WOMEN? They get my woody LONG like the NECK on a Girafarig!!!!

BAM

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Looks like imma have to step up my game

 

[Mugen Ryukyu]

See im Kicking back Like Snorlax, Chilled So Much i OVERSLEPT
Your Girl Giving my 'Oak' some Brain, NOW shes callin me PROFESS'
Now im Heading to The LAB to Pick a BALL, I CHOSE THE BEST
I got the most Effects to Catch EM ALL, COMPLETE MY POKEDEX

Ok lets step it up lol

EMBER! I breathe HEAT into the air and then let gary and ash catch'em
Then gave Misty the CHARM-and'er friend came too so I get the badge-rectum
I'm more of a CHAMP than LANCE after the elite 4, known to leave Gangs Shook
The Dopest 'MON, POKE your mom so many times Youd think its Face-book !

I PACK More Shells than BLASTOISE on Vacay and Leave yall Soaked Kids !
Im DOPE with these pokemon Cards, I Use em to Cut my COKE WITH !
Im RED from Pokemon Yellow, Yall Think You Got POKE SWAG? Homie, NA!
Catch me Ridin Around with that COLT that Spits FIRE like PONYTA !

My Style is more Complex Than MAGNETON when I ATTACK in three's
Your Girls Style is More like Cowgirl, EVERYTIME she RHYDON ME !
Caught me a Raikou And a RAICHU which im Gonna ZAP em Wit !
And WOMEN? They get my woody LONG like the NECK on a Girafarig!!!!

BAM

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weak..


Ugh ugh ugh
I'm sorry for this, yall wasn't ready
but this a nightmare so just call me freddy
Pokemon was more retarded than ed, edd, and eddy
Ash, you're nothing but a 2nd rate trainer
prof. Oak sent you on the journey so he could chill with your mom and bang her
Charziard was your only fully evolved pokemon
You're gonna be the very best? Dafuq are you on
8 seasons and still no championship, come on man
Keep talking that ish and catch this lightning tan!

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[Desanto]

weak..


Ugh ugh ugh
I'm sorry for this, yall wasn't ready
but this a nightmare so just call me freddy
Pokemon was more retarded than ed, edd, and eddy
Ash, you're nothing but a 2nd rate trainer
prof. Oak sent you on the journey so he could chill with your mom and bang her
Charziard was your only fully evolved pokemon
You're gonna be the very best? Dafuq are you on
8 seasons and still no championship, come on man
Keep talking that ish and catch this lightning tan!

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dam u suck

 

[NarutAwesome]

weak..


Ugh ugh ugh
I'm sorry for this, yall wasn't ready
but this a nightmare so just call me freddy
Pokemon was more retarded than ed, edd, and eddy
Ash, you're nothing but a 2nd rate trainer
prof. Oak sent you on the journey so he could chill with your mom and bang her
Charziard was your only fully evolved pokemon
You're gonna be the very best? Dafuq are you on
8 seasons and still no championship, come on man
Keep talking that ish and catch this lightning tan!

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Lol that championship line was killer lol

 

[Mugen Ryukyu]

dam u suck

tch come on where you at? You ain't gonna reply? That was only round one

Lol that championship line was killer lol

thanks bro