Teach me anything I can learn plz.

[Masked dude of the Uchiha]

Jubie : sits in a forest nd waits*

 

[Yanks]

Um.. Is this your first time? lol thats not how you ask

 

[Fair Warning]

I can teach Genjutsu

"Close your eyes and think of an illusion"

 

[Masked dude of the Uchiha]

jubie:*closes eyes and tries to think of him flying* ...

 

[UchihaNagashi]

Why don't you read the Global things? Or you can ask the mod, doubgt they'll answer.

 

[Rike Senju]

I charge $2 per jutsu. $10 if it's a forbidden one.

 

[narutocentral]

What is wrong with our culture is that it offers us an inaccurate conception of the self. It depicts the personal self as existing in competition with and in opposition to nature. [We fail to realise that] if we destroy our environment, we are destroying what is in fact our larger self. Learn to do good and good vibes will come.

 

[Fair Warning]

jubie:*closes eyes and tries to think of him flying* ...

"Don't think too hard, you could activate something wrong."

The key to genjutsu is forcing chakra through the eyes. Don't blink!

 

[Yanks]

-Eat a chicken macho burrito or two if you want
-Get a lighter
-Light it
-Place it near your bum
-Fart into the lighter

And that's how you do a fire jutsu

 

[Yanks]

-Get fuzzy slippers
-get a rug
-shuffle your feet back and forth about 10 times
-touch someone

And that's how you do a lightning jutsu

 

[Yanks]

-Inhale deeply
-Exhale forcefully

And that's how you do a wind jutsu

 

[Masked dude of the Uchiha]

*blinks * damn.. *closes eyes* thinks:c'mon jubie imagine....*tries to see himself flying.*

 

[Yanks]

-Go into dirt field
-Pick up a rock
-Bring your feet up
-At the same time, throw the rock and kick dirt into the air

And thats how you do a earth style jutsu

 

[Yanks]

-Get a water bottle
-Pour some in your mouth but dont drink it
-Spit out the water

And that's how you do a water jutsu

 

[Fair Warning]

Now open your eyes and create the illusion into someone elses reality

 

[Lord Naruto San]

-Get a water bottle
-Pour some in your mouth but dont drink it
-Spit out the water

And that's how you do a water jutsu

Got any help with Wood Release

 

[Yanks]

Got any help with Wood Release

-Go to Lowes
-Buy a wood block; about 2x4 peice
-Throw the wood block

And that's how you do a wood jutsu

 

[Masked dude of the Uchiha]

Now open your eyes and create the illusion into someone elses reality

*openes eyes*....can you see anything?

 

[Lrrrrr]

I charge $2 per jutsu. $10 if it's a forbidden one.

You're just joking right? ... right?

 

[Penguin]

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