One line phrases you would say to Naruto characters.

[Perception]

In one line what would you say to characters in Naruto? I'll start off with some,

Tobi: Get Laid. You can thank me later Narutoverse when the war never begins.

Orochimaru: Keep your hands to yourself.

Naruto: Can you win a fight without plot no jutsu?

Sasuke: You're a punk *****.

Madara: Nice to meet you..."Shakes hand"

Ramen Girl (Ayame): You must have cast a jutsu on me, because I can't take my eyes off of you.

 

[ZioN AmaZe]

3rd Hokage- Where are all the blacks at

 

[GenKiDama]

To all of them: Goku solos you.

 

[Shichi]

Obito:...... *staring contest*

Madara: Big fan bro!

Minato: Autograph please

Sasuke: Go home sas gay the big dogs are playing.

 

[Draw]

Sasuke...why you so fuking stupid

 

[take it easy]

naruto phrase belong to sasuke.

 

[foxyladyland]

3rd Hokage- Where are all the blacks at

there's one in the Anime.. Konohamaru's classmate.. its a little girl.. :bouncy:

Samui : breast feed me :O
Anko : sit where I like
Kushina: so hawt
Karin : can I bite your thigh or sweet buttum
Tsunade : breast feed me :O
TenTen: so you've never met Kishi? "you look like Chun Li"
Shino: shino rhymes with Ino ^_^
Mei : spit in my mouth its open

 

[ItachiSan03]

Madara: F*CK YOU

I find these to be a very fine choice of last words.

 

[KGB Kakuzu]

Naruto: BELIEVE IT....why yes, that's what it sounds like

Darui: Pass the weeeed (not really though)

Shikamaru: I'd say nothing because we'd be cloud surfing!

Choji: Are you gonna eat that? Oh wait...why would I even ask?

Hinata: You're absolutely precious...but try to be less shy ^.^

Sakura: You're a great medic!!!

Sasuke: Look...everyone responsible for your clan's murder is already dead...except Obito.

Itachi: Ever watched the "Dark Knight Trilogy"?

Tobirama: A practical man....you do your job well.

Hashirama: You've got skills and personality....SILENCE

Hiruzen: A man of the people.

Orochimaru: So....that thing you do with your tongue....

Jiraiya: Pervert....but while you're here how does *insert generic girl name* look in the hot springs? Just kidding

Shino & Zetsu: I thank you for being real shinobi

Kiba: I admire that you won't give up on being Hokage...but let's sit down and have a heart to heart here.

Neji: You're an honorable man

Hanzo: *Shakes hand* A true warrior....and a badass.

Han: Loving the armor and Kasa....hook me up?!

Tenten: How the hell do you spawn 50 shuriken and have them flying at a lethel velocity and with such accuracy?

Lee: I'll work out with you...for 30 minutes until I've completed a week's worth of training.

Obito: Instead of destroying the world...why not seek a better way to honor Rin...like you know, protecting the village she died for.



And that's enough of that.

 

[AngelicYami]

Sakura: Marry me?

 

[Naijakid]

there's one in the Anime.. Konohamaru's classmate.. its a little girl.. :bouncy:

Samui : breast feed me :O
Anko : sit where I like
Kushina: so hawt
Karin : can I bite your thigh or sweet buttum
Tsunade : breast feed me :O
TenTen: so you've never met Kishi? "you look like Chun Li"
Shino: shino rhymes with Ino ^_^
Mei : spit in my mouth its open

Perverted Hermit

 

[Aresfour]

Sauske : FOCK you Sauce gay, bipolar crybaby
Obito : all that for one girl? trying to be Anakin Skywalker eh?
Sakura : Fock u s lut, dont even think about coming near Naruto

 

[Naijakid]

Ebisu: slaps him
Naruto: thank you for teaching me about life
Obito: you scum
Madara: Wood clone solos you
Minato: goes for autograph
Gennma: what power does your toothpick hold

 

[-ahhimane-]

Sasuke : (on the battlefield) No one gonna serve you powerups here. Take a hike.
Madara : That's my pup.
Mei : Lets have some fun babe.
Orochimaru : Give me your hands back!!!
Naruto : Need some Ramen?
Saukra : Define being useless?
Tsunade : Wanna bet? You'll die again.
Hashirama : Prove that you're God of Shinobis
Tobirama : No comments please.
Hiruzen : You're ape Sh*t
Hinata/Sakura : Naruto ran away with Sasuke!!!

 

[Yanks]

there's one in the Anime.. Konohamaru's classmate.. its a little girl.. :bouncy:

Samui : breast feed me :O
Anko : sit where I like
Kushina: so hawt
Karin : can I bite your thigh or sweet buttum
Tsunade : breast feed me :O
TenTen: so you've never met Kishi? "you look like Chun Li"
Shino: shino rhymes with Ino ^_^
Mei : spit in my mouth its open

with her lava? i think not lol

 

[Black Lightning Darui]

Sasuke: amazing skills bro

Kakashi: keep doing what u do best