[Discussion] Your most awkward and weird moments...ever.

[NarutoB]

Sshhhhhhh. Just let it happen.

*Caresses your breast*

 

[Made in Heaven]

Sshhhhhhh. Just let it happen.

Orange juice > Apple juice. apple juice looks like piss.

 

[hixa kuogame]

Well the most recent one was when I was in school and like the teacher kept talking to me like I need you to be quiet
And it was like 30 other people talking so then I cut her off and say to her BE QUIET and I stretched my neck out for like extra effect
And of course the whole class gets quiet right before I said it and the teacher is all dumbfounded and I'm all I'm kidding I'm kidding
Luckily the teachers IS rather stoopid so I got off easy and she isn't say anything to me

 

[Revyy]

Ended up sending some graphic pictures ment for my husband....... His big brother got them instead. That response text was the most awkward in my history.

Next family dinner..we couldn't even talk to each other.

 

[l Forgotten l]

I'm certain no one is even sharing their truly MOST embarrassing moments....which is normal anyways.

One time, i was sitting next to my grandpa when i was young and his penis slipped out his boxers....traumatized for life. Thats a truly awkward and disgusting moment in my life.

Ended up sending some graphic pictures ment for my husband....... His big brother got them instead. That response text was the most awkward in my history.

Next family dinner..we couldn't even talk to each other.

Thats gotta suck XD.

 

[Sasukenumberonelover]

When I went to the museum with my class and one of my classmates asked my friend if she had a pad .. And one of my guy classmates came up and gave the weirdest and most surprised face ever .. LOLOL .. it was pretty awkward XD ..

 

[l Forgotten l]

When I went to the museum with my class and one of my classmates asked my friend if she had a pad .. And one of my guy classmates came up and gave the weirdest and most surprised face ever .. LOLOL .. it was pretty awkward XD ..

One time , i had *** ed, and they had us look at erected penises. .___.

 

[hixa kuogame]

Oh never mind the other one
I was in class and two guys that I usually talk to in that class just start play fighting and then like it gets serious and one of the guys slams the other on the table and the whole time I'm just sitting there right in front of them fighting like 0_0
And then the teacher breaks them up
And then they sit back down and its soooooooooiooiiiiiiooooooo awkward like no one was talking and I was still just sitting there like 0_0

 

[Disquiet]

When I was a teenager, I was in the Library one time, using their computers. Anyways I had my flash drive plugged in, and this lady like in her late 60s came and just took it out. I grabbed her hand and we started fighting for it (not fist fighting, just trying to rip it out the grip of another). She was saying "This is mine, give it to me." And I'm like, "Lady, no it's not." She had a good grip on it since she just came took it by surprise, but I manged to open her fingers and get it out, I was trying so hard not to hurt her fingers too lol

 

[Penguin]

Me and my girl friend were in the living room watching TV and my dad was sleeping on the couch with his tight boxers. We were in 6th grade at the time. He suddenly roles over on his back and his balls were hanging out. It was confusing. She said it looked like pancake batter...

 

[Momochifanboy]

When I was 10 years old my "friends" convinced my that redtube was gamesite for stickheads.
So I come home and type it in and our computer and it was really slow so when I came to the main
site I just scrolled down and them I found weird game names like **** blowjob.
But then I saw one word that was written my name all over it............,hardcore.
So I click on it and then all the vidieos show up and it took my ofgourd
So I hade to close the site, blind folded.
I thought that I succeeded but it turnd out that I dident click the x bottom but the shrink bottom.
My mom got really surprised.

 

[Chibiusa]

Me and my girl friend were in the living room watching TV and my dad was sleeping on the couch with his tight boxers. We were in 6th grade at the time. He suddenly roles over on his back and his balls were hanging out. It was confusing. She said it looked like pancake batter...

XD this is priceless!

 

[foxyladyland]

I had an awkward moment when I had just bought this new outfit and the next day at school some guy in my class was tryna talk to me as I was headed out of the classroom. He was tryna whisper to me I had something on my outfit.
Then a girl I had a crush on told me out loud where the whole class could hear her
"Girl, get that tag off the back of your clothes!" and I wanted to take off running out of the class. I was already so close to the door. ^_^

Also in that same class, I was sitting at the back, and another girl came back there and said it smelled like fish. She was aiming towards me with that comment. It didn't smell like fish, but there was some food snuck into the class near my seat. So she was kinda right that it smelled like "food" back there, but it wasn't me.. That was so mean. -__-

 

[Jin Hayami]

When I was nine i was in church and my grandfather was giving the sermon. We were sitting on the wooden pews and the chapel was really big and open so you could hear every little thing echo. Well we lowered our heads to pray and I busted ass loudly. Really. Really. Loudly. Everyone instantly stared at me so I got nervous and started laughing. That was when my dad grabbed me by the arm and took me outside. Of course they had a willow tree in the church garden too. Oh well silver lining was I didn't have to go into church on Sundays anymore.

 

[Enigmatic]

My brother pushed me outside ass naked .. And sure enough all of my peers came over while I tried to hide in the bush... I just remembered why I've always hated him

 

[YowYan]

Erm. Went on a date about 2 months ago. After the movies, we walked through the city towards the train station and an awkward silence fell.. I just said something random to break the silence and she just flat-out replied with: ''And that is relevant to me''? -__- She's 5 years older then me (I'm 20) so it's basically hanging out with an adult.

Ugh the shame

 

[YowYan]

My unerect penis was hanging out my boxers in the P.E locker room -__-

Luckily noone noticed right?

 

[Chibiusa]

I had an awkward moment when I had just bought this new outfit and the next day at school some guy in my class was tryna talk to me as I was headed out of the classroom. He was tryna whisper to me I had something on my outfit.
Then a girl I had a crush on told me out loud where the whole class could hear her
"Girl, get that tag off the back of your clothes!" and I wanted to take off running out of the class. I was already so close to the door. ^_^

Also in that same class, I was sitting at the back, and another girl came back there and said it smelled like fish. She was aiming towards me with that comment. It didn't smell like fish, but there was some food snuck into the class near my seat. So she was kinda right that it smelled like "food" back there, but it wasn't me.. That was so mean. -__-

Aww foxy woxy. Thanks for sharing

 

[Cruciatus]

The first time I ever went to buy tampons, I met my religion teacher in the tampon aisle. :| She proceeded to attempt to have a conversation with me.

 

[Strawberry]

the air hostess caught me pumping the dragon on one of my flights..