CurseSealofEarth
Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
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Hey everyone! CurseSealofEarth here, I announced that incase your eyes are only able to look forward and I know how hard turning your head is. This is the fourth installment in my bi-weekly/weekly/whenever I feel like it, series of reviews from my standpoint. Enjoy!
We start our chapter where we left off with the obvious cliffhanger of Kakashi being stabbed.
*Kakashi and Obito stab each other.*
Kakashi: "Obito, let's stop playing with the fan's emotions for another week and end this genjustu. I don't want to pretend that this battle means anything any longer than it has to.."
Obito: "You're right, after all if Kishi is going to rush the rest of the manga might as well not waste our time with this crap."
*Starts to go into flashback while staring at each other.*
Kakashi: (Thinking to self) "Sweet Jesus, ANOTHER flashback? There needs to be some ninja therapists if we're all so torn up about the past!"
*Kakahi and Obito clash, mirroring a fight the had as children, showing that:
A. Kishi is running out of fight scene ideas,
Or B. Kakashi and Obito have not improved since childhood. Both are likely.*
Kakashi: (In Monologue) "Obito...If everyone else has to think about the past in literally every fight, guess I have to too. I will say the same exact speech as well because originality is for people whose careers aren't quickly coming to an end."
Obito: "No, everyone will become as bland as I have recently!"
Kakashi: "Shut up Obito! Jerk.. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh right!" (Monologue) "Everyone else said Naruto is unique, so I guess I have to, ummmm. . .hes also like Obito was back then, so lets hope he doesn't do that."
Flashback-Minato: "Ok, flashback is over now, hopefully that's the last one until Obito dies!"
Kakashi: "And if I have to go on about this anymore I might just stab someone!"
*Kakashi stabs Obito, apparently ignoring the only ability that made Obito who he is, and wins the fight!*
Kakashi: "Finally, my monologue is over Obito."
Obito: "Were you saying something? Anyway *Laughs maniacally* you may have one this battle, but you won't win the war!"
*Teleports away, apparently remembering his powers once it was convenient for plot reasons.*
Ok, hang on! This is what we've come to? Ancient cliches and more boring fights with flashbacks?? Is there anything more you want to add Kishi? Maybe a new technique that only Obito has? Kakashi dying only to conveniently be brought back to life? Another Uchiha with MS???
Ok, sorry about that, back to the story!
Madara: "Hashi! You're focusing too much on your dumb war instead of playing with me! Come onnnnn!"
Hashirama: "Madara. . .shut up."
*Obito appears on the battlefield, foolishly believing a battlefield was the right place to recover.*
Madara: (thinking) "Wait, Obito? Oh that's right I had a plan! Probably should do that!"
*Makes Obito turn half-black so that he can be more accepted in the streets of the Cloud village.*
Obito: "Woooooaaaaahhhhhh!!!! I never thought I would want to, but now that I'm black I want to go back!"
Will Madara stick to his plan instead of flirting with Hashirama's wood? Will Obito come back with a new handshake and tattoo? Will Tobirama and Hiruzen ever actually do anything in this war?
End.
We start our chapter where we left off with the obvious cliffhanger of Kakashi being stabbed.
*Kakashi and Obito stab each other.*
Kakashi: "Obito, let's stop playing with the fan's emotions for another week and end this genjustu. I don't want to pretend that this battle means anything any longer than it has to.."
Obito: "You're right, after all if Kishi is going to rush the rest of the manga might as well not waste our time with this crap."
*Starts to go into flashback while staring at each other.*
Kakashi: (Thinking to self) "Sweet Jesus, ANOTHER flashback? There needs to be some ninja therapists if we're all so torn up about the past!"
*Kakahi and Obito clash, mirroring a fight the had as children, showing that:
A. Kishi is running out of fight scene ideas,
Or B. Kakashi and Obito have not improved since childhood. Both are likely.*
Kakashi: (In Monologue) "Obito...If everyone else has to think about the past in literally every fight, guess I have to too. I will say the same exact speech as well because originality is for people whose careers aren't quickly coming to an end."
Obito: "No, everyone will become as bland as I have recently!"
Kakashi: "Shut up Obito! Jerk.. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh right!" (Monologue) "Everyone else said Naruto is unique, so I guess I have to, ummmm. . .hes also like Obito was back then, so lets hope he doesn't do that."
Flashback-Minato: "Ok, flashback is over now, hopefully that's the last one until Obito dies!"
Kakashi: "And if I have to go on about this anymore I might just stab someone!"
*Kakashi stabs Obito, apparently ignoring the only ability that made Obito who he is, and wins the fight!*
Kakashi: "Finally, my monologue is over Obito."
Obito: "Were you saying something? Anyway *Laughs maniacally* you may have one this battle, but you won't win the war!"
*Teleports away, apparently remembering his powers once it was convenient for plot reasons.*
Ok, hang on! This is what we've come to? Ancient cliches and more boring fights with flashbacks?? Is there anything more you want to add Kishi? Maybe a new technique that only Obito has? Kakashi dying only to conveniently be brought back to life? Another Uchiha with MS???
Ok, sorry about that, back to the story!
Madara: "Hashi! You're focusing too much on your dumb war instead of playing with me! Come onnnnn!"
Hashirama: "Madara. . .shut up."
*Obito appears on the battlefield, foolishly believing a battlefield was the right place to recover.*
Madara: (thinking) "Wait, Obito? Oh that's right I had a plan! Probably should do that!"
*Makes Obito turn half-black so that he can be more accepted in the streets of the Cloud village.*
Obito: "Woooooaaaaahhhhhh!!!! I never thought I would want to, but now that I'm black I want to go back!"
Will Madara stick to his plan instead of flirting with Hashirama's wood? Will Obito come back with a new handshake and tattoo? Will Tobirama and Hiruzen ever actually do anything in this war?
End.
) I'm not a douche.