Team Blitz vs Team Wank

[Disciple Of The 5th]

Team Wank​

Team Blitz

Onoki

Kakashi​

Ay

Itachi​

Minato

Sasuke​

Restrictions: Genjutsu
Location: Generic Desert
Scenario 1: No Genjutsu nor intel for team wank
Scenario 2: No Kcm for Minato and no V2 for Ay and No Dust release for Onoki
Scenario 3: No restrictions for both sides All out fight Blood lusted aswell
Distance: 30ft distance
I named Team Blitz because of the obvious speed
I named Team Wank because alot of people wank those characters.

Who takes?
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[KidGamer65]

Team Wank takes Scenarios 1 and 3 while they stomp Scenario 2.

Onoki is the only one on Team Blitz (Why is he even there? He's not fast) who can't evade Amaterasu, arrows, or Kamui, so he dies first in every Scenario. In Scenario 2 A can't evade these techniques either so he dies just as fast as Onoki does.

Minato can't take down either of the Uchiha bros by himself let alone when they are teamed up with Kakashi. So Team Wank wins every scenario.

 

[Penguin]

Onoki is very fast when he lightens himself.

 

[Disciple Of The 5th]

Onoki Lightens both of them for an Uber speed blitz from a Kcm Minato and V2 Ay. Not even Sharingan can keep up with there ultra speed

 

[KidGamer65]

Onoki Lightens both of them for an Uber speed blitz from a Kcm Minato and V2 Ay. Not even Sharingan can keep up with there ultra speed

Good luck to Onoki, cause he's going to need it when he can't evade like half of Sasuke's arsenal. Lightening them makes them faster, but its pointless when they can't break past Susanoo.

 

[Zexion~]

Team Wank.. although I see more Minato wank then Kakashi and Sasuke

 

[Icelerate]

Team Wank wins all three scenarios like KidGamer said.

Onoki isn't going to have a chance at using jinton when he can be amaterasued or kamuied.

Kakashi would get blitzed in all three scenarios but Onoki will also die first. This would leave Sasuke and Itachi VS Minato and A. In all seriousness, Sasuke can solo from that point onwards. Neither can get through susanoo, let alone if it gets covered by enton flames. Then Sasuke proceeds to light the battlefield with amaterasu, then spread it with enton. Itachi can help make the flames even bigger. It doesn't matter if you are fast but once the terrain you are fighting on gets lit up with unstoppable flames, no amount of speed can help you escape if you are surrounded by black flames.

Team wank wins mid difficulty scenarios 1 and 3 while they stomp scenario 2 low difficulty.

 

[EZQ]

Team wank wins...

Kakashi's kamui is OP
Itachi's susanoo is OP (even if he can only use it for 3 seconds lol)
Sasuke's enton is OP

 

[Disciple Of The 5th]

Onoki be riding on ay or Minato's back like the troll he is shoting dat Jinton all ova da place

 

[TheEvilOne]

Team wank wins all scenarios.

 

[Optimistic]

The thread maker is mad that Sauske > Tsunade even after all the restrictions she placed on him like:no headshots,no amaterasu ect.

Team Wank wins.

 

[AGoodBoy]

Team wank gets wanked because they're OP. Get some more OP people to fight the wank

Team 1 gets raped thoroughly. Oonoki isn't even starting to fly before he dies. If the previous chapter showed us anything, it's that sasuke can

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). Not even Ay is dodging that shit when he isn't going to start prepping for the dodge - Ay needs to prepare V2 and Shushin to dodge amaterasu or it's a no go. Sasuke simply pulls out an enton sword before team 1 has even prepped their jutsu.

 

[Disciple Of The 5th]

The thread maker is mad that Sauske > Tsunade even after all the restrictions she placed on him like:no headshots,no amaterasu ect.

Team Wank wins.

Enough is enough already

And I'm not mad

 

[Bogard]

Scenario 1: Only threat came up in debate against Minato was about his genjutsu immunity or not. Without it, he has an overwhelming speed advantage, defensive/redirective barriers that could counter and redirect any attack on the enemy. With KCM he is even much more powerful(more raw power), more speed and so on. Minato can solo. With Raikage and Onoki on his side, it makes the victory even more obvious

Scenario 2: Team Wank win this. Without Dust release, Onoki will be killed pretty fast. Only threat would be A and Minato, but A only has speed and V1 is not enough to blitz wank team. But if Onoki remains alive, he may be able to upgrade Raikage's speed, that could be interesting since other members from team wank couldn't keep up. Minato may use him as a decoy though puting a marking on him to surprise them at some point with a instant blitz. I'd give it to team wank mid-high difficulty

Scenario 3: Team Blitz would win. Minato can redirect any of team wank attacks to themselves. Susanoo is no problem with Onoki's dust release. Even if they put members in genjutsu, Onoki has shown to be experienced enough to notice and counter it in time. By upgrading Raikage's/Minato's power and speed, team wank couldn't handle as well. Base Minato is already the fastest anyway. Adding KCM and no contender should be able to follow. I'd give it to team Blitz mid difficulty

 

[Gakido]

The true team wank is; Itachi, Minato, Sasuke, and Madara