The Dazed and Confused Breakfast Club

[Guy Fawkes]

You know I do! This ones for my old man! The bastard!
*hops in dukes of hazard style thru the window with his bat in hand

Wreckless Eric: Exactly my old man left a long time ago, all he left me was a pack of smokes and bottle-caps, *******! *says Eric as he drops his heavy foot on the gas peeling out of the school parking lot*

 

[Vegeta]

*the RYM grabs a brewski, chugs it then hits Johnson in the head with the empty can as they peel past him in the parking lot
"Thanks for storing my doobage nerd!"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

*the RYM grabs a brewski, chugs it then hits Johnson in the head with the empty can as they peel past him in the parking lot
"Thanks for storing my doobage nerd!"

Wreckless Eric: *nearly wrecks car laughing, they end up on the 300 block of Normal. Eric revs his engine at the end of the street and turns his music up loud*. Okay hit as many mailboxes as you can RYM. THEN BEER RUN!

 

[Vegeta]

Reckless Young Man: This is for Johnny!
*Hit's the first mailbox and sends it flying into the neighbors yard

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Reckless Young Man: This is for Johnny!
*Hit's the first mailbox and sends it flying into the neighbors yard

Wreckless Eric: * Stops car in the middle of the street to laugh* You hit like a girl, you barely...Oh shxt!

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Old man runs up to the driver's window of the Cherry Red Mustang with a 3.57 magnum!

The old man puts the gun to Wreckless Eric's head, Looks at the passenger and says: "Your friend is dead if you don't take those keys out the ignition BOY!​

 

[Vegeta]

*RYM reaches for the keys, but instead slips the gear shifter into 1st gear
RYM: Punch it!

 

[Guy Fawkes]

*RYM reaches for the keys, but instead slips the gear shifter into 1st gear
RYM: Punch it!

Wreckless Eric: Shit Shit Shitttttttttt * Screams Eric as he punches the gas with is eyes closed praying he doesn't end up with a hole in his head

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Wreckles Eric: I think I pissed myself *Says Eric to RYM as he looks back at the Old man going irate in the middle of the street as he speeds away...*​

 

[Vegeta]

*RYM screams
"YAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!..."
*The window smashes as gunfire rings out
"Holy Sh*t, he's shooting at us, get down!"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

*RYM screams
"YAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!..."
*The window smashes as gunfire rings out
"Holy Sh*t, he's shooting at us, get down!"

Weckless Eric *hits 90 as he hits a corner and driftsl*. This is going to be a hell of a story to tell over beer and chips at the party, it doesn't take John Lennon to "imagine" all the "kitty cat" were going to get when they see the windows have actually been shot out...Shit! My old mans going to be pissed though.

 

[Vegeta]

"We can blame it on Johnson, he's my go to fall guy. What a dork"
*RYM grabs 2 more brews and tosses one to WE who seamlessly catches it in the midst of drifting
"Dude this parties gonna be groovy man, so much kitty cat so little time!"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

"We can blame it on Johnson, he's my go to fall guy. What a dork"
*RYM grabs 2 more brews and tosses one to WE who seamlessly catches it in the midst of drifting
"Dude this parties gonna be groovy man, so much kitty cat so little time!"

W.E.: Sits *Brewski in between his lap, pops the tap and begins drinking as he speeds past a trooper* Holly Mother Mary and Joesph was that a copper? This just keep getting better and better broski...

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[Vegeta]

*RYM leans out the window and tosses a can of schlitz at the fuzz
"Cheese it man, we gotta get off road, act like we're going straight then cut a turn onto a side road last second...I'll create a distraction"
*grabs a bat from the stockpile of mailbox baseball bats, leans out the window and heaves it towards the cop, cracking the windshield and spiderwebbing the glass

 

[Guy Fawkes]

*RYM leans out the window and tosses a can of schlitz at the fuzz
"Cheese it man, we gotta get off road, act like we're going straight then cut a turn onto a side road last second...I'll create a distraction"
*grabs a bat from the stockpile of mailbox baseball bats, leans out the window and heaves it towards the cop, cracking the windshield and spiderwebbing the glass

W.E.: *Heeds RYM's advice and turns into a junkyard, he cuts of his headlights and parks among the forgotten automobiles*
Its to hot to drive looks like were going to have to foot from here Broski, grab the brew from the trunk and i'll keep a lookout, good thing your house isn't far from here...What a night. And It's just getting started, lets call it "Project X".

 

[Vegeta]

W.E.: *Heeds RYM's advice and turns into a junkyard, he cuts of his headlights and parks among the forgotten automobiles*
Its to hot to drive looks like were going to have to foot from here Broski, grab the brew from the trunk and i'll keep a lookout, good thing your house isn't far from here...What a night. And It's just getting started, lets call it "Project X".

*Looks to the right
"Project X it is..."
*Heads towards a junk pile and pulls out a red flyer wagon
"Looks like carrying the brewski got got a little easier bro"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

*Looks to the right
"Project X it is..."
*Heads towards a junk pile and pulls out a red flyer wagon
"Looks like carrying the brewski got got a little easier bro"

W.E.: * Wreckless Eric pulls the radio flyer since it was his turn to pull the wagon full of brew. Its been an hour since they left the Junkyard, when they turned down Surrey Ct.(RYMS neighborhood street) which was a beautiful and scary sight*. Holly Shit MANNN!

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Wreckless Eric: jeeez mannn did the party start with out us?! Wait Is that ah guy with ah flamethrower

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Random Guy: Hey its RYM, and he bought more beer whoaaaaaaaaaa:yayy:

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[Vegeta]

RYM: Hell yeah I brought more beer, and this crazy Mf'er here Wreckless Eric! Someone get me one of those flamethrowers!!!"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

RYM: Hell yeah I brought more beer, and this crazy Mf'er here Wreckless Eric! Someone get me one of those flamethrowers!!!"

Wreckless Eric: Dude the cops are everywhere, and yet the party is still happening jack, I reckon they cant do jack shit due to the amount people, which means we can still get groovey broski!! *Wreckless Eric throws beer into the crowd to cheers of endearment, unbeknownst to him he hit Johnson in the head with a canned Miller*.

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Wreckless Eric: *Throws his arm around RYM's neck and heads into RYM's house*. Buss out That dubage Jack I wanna go up.

When RYM and Eric walks into the party this song begins to play.
[video=youtube;NUVCQXMUVnI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUVCQXMUVnI[/video]​

 

[Vegeta]

RYM hears the music
"This guy is years ahead of his time!"
*Looks back
"Oh sh*T look at Johnson's nugget! Nice aim bro!!"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

RYM hears the music
"This guy is years ahead of his time!"
*Looks back
"Oh sh*T look at Johnson's nugget! Nice aim bro!!"

(lol I couldn't help it, perfect party song)

Wreckless Eric: Dude lets jump off the roof and into the pool, its going to be...*Eric turns around and RYM is off chatting up some brunette bird*. Nice.

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Wreckless Eric* Eric races towards the rooftop, he gets there and downs a bear and lights a dubey*. I'm ah golden god!!! *Screams Eric before he jumps of the roof into the pool.

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This song plays in the background via the DJ

[video=youtube;np0solnL1XY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY[/video]​

 

[Vegeta]

*RYM look up from the brunette in time to see W.E. in the air
<shoves brunette aside>"Hell yeah bro! I'm on my way!"
*RYM climbs onto the roof
"Canon ball!!!!"