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Warning: The events in this prediction are so good, they are basically spoilers. Please be cautious.
The chapter opens with Tobirama shifting his eyes over to where the sannin-wanna bes are standing among their creatures.
"The medical ninja summoned a slug with magical healing powers? Doesn't explain why there is a long hair dead ninja over there in the corner with two people, a smaller version of a, I assume, jonin ninja with a horrid bowl haircut and a female ninja emitting immense chakra that probably overshadows the sage of six paths, crying. What is going on with the bird flying around this dead ninja? Such mysteries."
Tobirama's eyes shift over to to gigantic toad in the center, the nine tails set on top.
"The nine tailed jinjuriki summoned a frog. Quite impressive, especially with his power alone. Still doesn't quite explain the dead ninja. Did nobody think to summon these massive beasts when Madara summoned a massive beast? The current generation intrigue me so."
Interrupting Tobirama's thoughts was the young Uchiha sending his snake summon to attack the juubi.
"Hmph. The Uchiha summoned a snake. Quite fitting for his persona. Boneless, sly, pathetic, and just an outcast. I remember when Madara summoned a snake. It was nothing to my water creature, of course."
Still holding a barrier, Tobirama began to look at his fellow Hokages. He began his evaluation on his brother first.
"Hashirama, you are truly the most powerful one here, yet you are the weakest as well. Yeah, I see you clone over there giving Madara some wood jutsu. You cannot fool me like you did your wife. Also, and we'll discuss this later, how dare you say some Uchiha was better than you. The same Uchiha who mentally scared his brother, killed his lover named Shisui, I belive that's what Sasuke told me his name was on the way here, killed his own mother and father, and his entire clan. The same person who joined a criminal organization and aided in the capturing of tailed beasts, the same beasts that formed this creature we are fighting now. What a failure. Way to save everyone there kid, but hey, my brother says you're better, so I mean, it must be true."
His eyes than fell onto a shorter man.
"Ah, Hiruzen, my padawan. My brother and I trained you ourselves. I bet you are truly the God of Shinobi. Shame you couldn't save Danzo. Now that I think about it, shame you couldn't save the leaf when attacked. However, you were against someone as great as I, that being I, so I cannot fault you. I'm glad to have you by my side. Say, where are the elders? Hm. I mean, having more of my students, Hokage students, aid us against Madara would be quite the team. Are they dead? Oh well."
Suddenly, the blonde Hokage began glowing.
"Minato, I believe that was your name. The father of this Naruto. You're a very young man. You said you fail to the Nine Tails. Can nobody protect the village? None of this happened during my reign."
Looking around, Tobirama noticed all the leaf ninja doing major attacks.
"A three headed dog? Quite impressive for an Inuzuka kid. If the leave village was ever attacked, particularly by anyone by the Akatsuki, especially their supposed leader, I really hope he'd use this move. Same applies to the rest. Well, maybe not the female who won't quit staring at Naruto. All she did was some Hyuuga moves that I bet this dead ninja in the corner mastered at the age of around 13. Then there is this bug kid. I'm extremely happy Madara wasn't summoned with his wallet because bug repellant would just crush the little guy's dream. Hm, this new generation of ShikaInoCho are quite skilled. Nothing like good old teamwork. Speaking of teamwork, it's a shame nobody helped that pale kid who fell from his ink bird. Why aren't the cloud ninja, the jinjuriki of the 8 tails and the one who muttered drab a lot earlier, doing anything? I can only assume they are weak ninja and incapable of helping anyone."
Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura lay waste to the juubi and focus on Madara, who fell asleep.
"Ah, Madara fell asleep. I remembered when he did that during our first encounter. I wasn't worthy because I wasn't Hashirama. I can proudly say he at least stayed awake after I murdered his brother and then kicked him in the face. One doesn't simply ignore Tobirama, especially some disgusting Uchiha. Speaking of Uchiha, why aren't there any female sharigan users in this war? Multiple females, powerful females, were alive during my time. Surely, this Itachi didn't kill them all. Perhaps he had help. Much more than I could say for those cloud ninja. I'm glad I'm alive. I'll rebuild this world in my vision. I recall hearing about this Moon's Eye Plan. If I was in control, it'd be a great world. We'd be going my way. ~I go my own way~"
Madara, half awake, mocked and defeated the summons, stabbing the young Uchiha in the process. He fell to the ground. The nine tailed jinjuriki began crying when hugging this Sasuke. Sasuke retorted by kissing him.
"This explains so much. Goddamn Hashirama, does nobody ever learn? Love doesn't fix everything. We're dead because your love for Madara. That Hyuuga kid is dead because of Naruto's love for Sasuke. Well, perhaps he was killed because his allies didn't think it was the correct time to use their massive potential, but still, I guarantee some sort of disaster occurred because of their love. I'm not hating love though. My wife was beautiful and amazing, but she could hold her own and didn't result in people dying. My wife had more balls than Hashirama, Madara, Naruto, Sasuke, and this alliance combined. I really wonder if there's any capable ninja out in this world that isn't an edo tensei."
Meanwhile, Kakashi rakiri's a laughing Obito in the face.
"Sorry, Obito. You're right though. People shouldn't do uncharacteristic things. You should've died when that rock broke half your body. I agree."
Kakashi noticed the world beginning to break.
"Must be connected to his half of his eyes. I wonder where the kamui will take me...."
Kakashi teleports and arrives next to Orochimaru, who's sowing back Tsunade.
"Orochimaru? How are you-Wait, never mind. Whatever. You're a good guy now? Big surprise. Wait a minute. You're helping Tsunade, but why didn't you help Kabuto? I'm assuming you came out of him. Is he still around or what?"
"Kakashi Hatake?" a female voice said in shock.
Kakashi turned around to see Mei, the Mizukage, standing next to Gaara, A, Onoki, Karin, and some white haired kid.
"Mei?"
"You two know each other?" Onoki asked.
"It's Kakashi Hatake, the hottest, most popular bachelor ever. Of course she does." Gaara says.
"We used to date." Kakashi rubbed the back of his head.
"You never responded to any of my mail." Mei said,
"You never apologized for sending Zabuza after me. Yeah, I know." Kakashi said.
"Zabuza? You sent Zabuza of the seven swordsmen after Kakashi? Why?" Suigetsu chimed in.
"Zabuza was supposed to deliver you a message for me. Did he not give it to you?" Mei said.
"He tried to kill me. Not a friendly message."
"Kill you? He was supposed to give you my new address!" Mei shouted.
"You moved? What?" Kakashi questioned.
They begin to gossip as Suigetsu begins to drink some of his water.
"What a ninja war.....I wonder if my brother was revived....He still owes me some money."
Chapter ends with Suigetsu laying back, looking at the clouds.
The chapter opens with Tobirama shifting his eyes over to where the sannin-wanna bes are standing among their creatures.
"The medical ninja summoned a slug with magical healing powers? Doesn't explain why there is a long hair dead ninja over there in the corner with two people, a smaller version of a, I assume, jonin ninja with a horrid bowl haircut and a female ninja emitting immense chakra that probably overshadows the sage of six paths, crying. What is going on with the bird flying around this dead ninja? Such mysteries."
Tobirama's eyes shift over to to gigantic toad in the center, the nine tails set on top.
"The nine tailed jinjuriki summoned a frog. Quite impressive, especially with his power alone. Still doesn't quite explain the dead ninja. Did nobody think to summon these massive beasts when Madara summoned a massive beast? The current generation intrigue me so."
Interrupting Tobirama's thoughts was the young Uchiha sending his snake summon to attack the juubi.
"Hmph. The Uchiha summoned a snake. Quite fitting for his persona. Boneless, sly, pathetic, and just an outcast. I remember when Madara summoned a snake. It was nothing to my water creature, of course."
Still holding a barrier, Tobirama began to look at his fellow Hokages. He began his evaluation on his brother first.
"Hashirama, you are truly the most powerful one here, yet you are the weakest as well. Yeah, I see you clone over there giving Madara some wood jutsu. You cannot fool me like you did your wife. Also, and we'll discuss this later, how dare you say some Uchiha was better than you. The same Uchiha who mentally scared his brother, killed his lover named Shisui, I belive that's what Sasuke told me his name was on the way here, killed his own mother and father, and his entire clan. The same person who joined a criminal organization and aided in the capturing of tailed beasts, the same beasts that formed this creature we are fighting now. What a failure. Way to save everyone there kid, but hey, my brother says you're better, so I mean, it must be true."
His eyes than fell onto a shorter man.
"Ah, Hiruzen, my padawan. My brother and I trained you ourselves. I bet you are truly the God of Shinobi. Shame you couldn't save Danzo. Now that I think about it, shame you couldn't save the leaf when attacked. However, you were against someone as great as I, that being I, so I cannot fault you. I'm glad to have you by my side. Say, where are the elders? Hm. I mean, having more of my students, Hokage students, aid us against Madara would be quite the team. Are they dead? Oh well."
Suddenly, the blonde Hokage began glowing.
"Minato, I believe that was your name. The father of this Naruto. You're a very young man. You said you fail to the Nine Tails. Can nobody protect the village? None of this happened during my reign."
Looking around, Tobirama noticed all the leaf ninja doing major attacks.
"A three headed dog? Quite impressive for an Inuzuka kid. If the leave village was ever attacked, particularly by anyone by the Akatsuki, especially their supposed leader, I really hope he'd use this move. Same applies to the rest. Well, maybe not the female who won't quit staring at Naruto. All she did was some Hyuuga moves that I bet this dead ninja in the corner mastered at the age of around 13. Then there is this bug kid. I'm extremely happy Madara wasn't summoned with his wallet because bug repellant would just crush the little guy's dream. Hm, this new generation of ShikaInoCho are quite skilled. Nothing like good old teamwork. Speaking of teamwork, it's a shame nobody helped that pale kid who fell from his ink bird. Why aren't the cloud ninja, the jinjuriki of the 8 tails and the one who muttered drab a lot earlier, doing anything? I can only assume they are weak ninja and incapable of helping anyone."
Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura lay waste to the juubi and focus on Madara, who fell asleep.
"Ah, Madara fell asleep. I remembered when he did that during our first encounter. I wasn't worthy because I wasn't Hashirama. I can proudly say he at least stayed awake after I murdered his brother and then kicked him in the face. One doesn't simply ignore Tobirama, especially some disgusting Uchiha. Speaking of Uchiha, why aren't there any female sharigan users in this war? Multiple females, powerful females, were alive during my time. Surely, this Itachi didn't kill them all. Perhaps he had help. Much more than I could say for those cloud ninja. I'm glad I'm alive. I'll rebuild this world in my vision. I recall hearing about this Moon's Eye Plan. If I was in control, it'd be a great world. We'd be going my way. ~I go my own way~"
Madara, half awake, mocked and defeated the summons, stabbing the young Uchiha in the process. He fell to the ground. The nine tailed jinjuriki began crying when hugging this Sasuke. Sasuke retorted by kissing him.
"This explains so much. Goddamn Hashirama, does nobody ever learn? Love doesn't fix everything. We're dead because your love for Madara. That Hyuuga kid is dead because of Naruto's love for Sasuke. Well, perhaps he was killed because his allies didn't think it was the correct time to use their massive potential, but still, I guarantee some sort of disaster occurred because of their love. I'm not hating love though. My wife was beautiful and amazing, but she could hold her own and didn't result in people dying. My wife had more balls than Hashirama, Madara, Naruto, Sasuke, and this alliance combined. I really wonder if there's any capable ninja out in this world that isn't an edo tensei."
Meanwhile, Kakashi rakiri's a laughing Obito in the face.
"Sorry, Obito. You're right though. People shouldn't do uncharacteristic things. You should've died when that rock broke half your body. I agree."
Kakashi noticed the world beginning to break.
"Must be connected to his half of his eyes. I wonder where the kamui will take me...."
Kakashi teleports and arrives next to Orochimaru, who's sowing back Tsunade.
"Orochimaru? How are you-Wait, never mind. Whatever. You're a good guy now? Big surprise. Wait a minute. You're helping Tsunade, but why didn't you help Kabuto? I'm assuming you came out of him. Is he still around or what?"
"Kakashi Hatake?" a female voice said in shock.
Kakashi turned around to see Mei, the Mizukage, standing next to Gaara, A, Onoki, Karin, and some white haired kid.
"Mei?"
"You two know each other?" Onoki asked.
"It's Kakashi Hatake, the hottest, most popular bachelor ever. Of course she does." Gaara says.
"We used to date." Kakashi rubbed the back of his head.
"You never responded to any of my mail." Mei said,
"You never apologized for sending Zabuza after me. Yeah, I know." Kakashi said.
"Zabuza? You sent Zabuza of the seven swordsmen after Kakashi? Why?" Suigetsu chimed in.
"Zabuza was supposed to deliver you a message for me. Did he not give it to you?" Mei said.
"He tried to kill me. Not a friendly message."
"Kill you? He was supposed to give you my new address!" Mei shouted.
"You moved? What?" Kakashi questioned.
They begin to gossip as Suigetsu begins to drink some of his water.
"What a ninja war.....I wonder if my brother was revived....He still owes me some money."
Chapter ends with Suigetsu laying back, looking at the clouds.
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