Real men have a code

SasoriOfTheRedSaand

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- Treat my wife unfairly

- Make sure my kids have the crappest clothes

- Go drag racing every week

- Become the biggest drug cartel in the world

- Begin the 4th Reich
 

OWanime

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I have the same thing you do but also added 100% in everything I do xd
 

The Western Wheel

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My code consist of 5 things

- Never steal (unless really hungry)
- Never lie to family (unless they hint for sweet little lies)
- Always treat women with respect(even when getting treated like shit? Sorry, no can do... some of them women got attitude you know... and giving them respect might make it worse)
- Take care of those closest to me(true, even the close enemies... take care of them!)
- Never abandon true friends(you can't... even if you'd try, they would stay being your true friend)



What's your code as man?





No codes... No thinking in boxes...
 

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Guy codes like the ones in that show are complete BS -_-

#I do what i want
 

King Envy G

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1. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

2. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

3. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

4. Do not kill humans or non human animals unless they attack you. If attacked, destroy them.

5. Treat others with respect unless they betray you. Traitors must be dealt with swiftly and justly: destroy them so others might see them as an example.

nice, you are a satanist?
 

Scooby Doo

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Haha finally a decent thread from you :p

I agree, but unfortunately my relationship with my family is not as good so sometimes I lie to them :shy:
 

Vegeta

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My code consist of 5 things

- Never steal
- Never lie to family
- Always treat women with respect
- Take care of those closest to me
- Never abandon true friends
couldn't agree more. I have another one I live by also. It goes...-TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AND YOUR DEAD!!!:dafq:
 
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