Wh... Jizzzz... euh... Vegeta, no Sakura! Whaaaat?! - Elite review

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I am in shock after reading this chapter. Seriously, I am in shock. I almost jizzed my pants because of laughing...
I really don't know where to start with my review... shit. This chapter was not that good (I will explain why), but at least it was very entertaining.

Let me just go page by page... That will be easier.


Page 1:

I just love the expression on Naruto's face. Boss!
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Sasuke and Sakura are cool too. But there expressions are not that badass.

Page 2:

This page cracks me up. I was laughing here on the office mates, believe me. Kishi has some sense of humour!
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Ino: Being nice and nostalgic.
Shikamaru: Awesome, just awesome! He is realistic and still doesn't trust Sasuke. Props!
Chouji: Being all goofy.
Kiba: Gotta love this guy. He still thinks he can be Hokage too. He is the clown of the group but I like that.
Shino: The way he answers Kiba... BURNNNNN!!! Way yoooo hahahaha, he doesn't say much but when he does...
Hinata: Being all nice and listening to Kiba. Sweet girl.

Page 3:

We see Naruto acting like William Wallace (Braveheart) with his troops... We see Juugo thinking about Sasuke and his feelings... Interesting to see. This shows he really is concerned about Sasuke so he is a loyal member of team Taka.

Pages 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 -9 -10:

We see some Hashirama awesomeness. He really is the God of Shinobi. At this moment Naruto has not surpassed him, we all know soon he will. How? No idea? SO6P? We will see.
Anyhow, we see how Edo Hashirama and the other Edo Kages hold the barrier when the Juubi attacks. Impressive, but hey, they are the 4 previous Hokages so I guess it is normal. But believe me, when the Juubi has it's final form, that barrier will not hold!!

Page 11:
This is funny, but also terrible. Yes, I laughed. But c'monn. Madara really is acting like a baby. Why isn't he protecting the Juubi? Why isn't he attacking the Alliance? Do something! C'monn arghhhh his obsession with Hashirama is really, really gay and wrong. And this guy is the Final Villain? Give me a break!
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Page 12:

The Juubi splits up and we see some pokémons attacking the Alliance. Have to say some of the pokémons look cool tho.

Pages 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17

Man, da fak man, da fak, da fak, da fak, da fak, da fak, da fak...... da fak, da fak, da fak, da fak, da fak...
I was like this...
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This... my God... insane. Vegeta... No sorry, I mean Sakura, just became a BEAST. She is KO'ing those little Juubi's like they are muppets. Everyone is surprised and notice how Naruto is the first one to notice Sakura's power...
This... I really am not playing with ya, I can't express myself...
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Page 18:

Funny page, and look at Naruto's face. Hahahaha, epic! This is why I like this character, even in the middle of a fight, he is funny.
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BUT now it comes... Look at what Shizune (there she is...) is saying... So basically Sakura is storing up her chakra for 3 years. That is very long.

Please explain me then, why the f*ck did she not HELP Naruto when he was in danger against Pain? That is like 2-3 months ago in the manga itself (in time). WHY THE F*CK did she not help Naruto then? She had such power also at that moment, why was she crying and not helping Naruto? No, in stead Hinata (who is weaker, this chapter confirms that) was the one to interfere. Hinata > Sakura in bravery, confirmed! Sorry Sakura-fans, but I am starting to dislike her now too... This makes no sense!

Page 19:

Naruto and Sasuke are helping Sakura and Sakura only notices Sasuke. Serious? The guy that tried to kill you, see him first and not the guy who saved your life 1000 times?! NaruHina, from now on you have my 100% support. Sakura does not deserve Naruto. I mean, I am happy for her and her fans with this power-up, but wow, her character is kinda uncool.



Conclusion: Entertaining chapter, but not really a good one. Madara is not acting like a Final Villain. Sakura's power up is cool, but makes no sense, it is like Kishimoto suddenly decided it. And where are Lee and Tenten? Kishi forgets them too much.




So this is my review, let me know what you think about it. Disagree with something, just react and I will try to answer! ;)
 
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Nice review .. Lol and totally agree Sakura doesn't give two shits about Naruto .. XD
 

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her powerup was an asspull elite, but nice work with your review anyway
 

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Nice Review

but the Pain Sakura Rant....old news

1. Sakura couldn't see Naruto was in trouble, Hinata was the only one with vison to see Naruto was in trouble
2. Sakura trusts in Naruto so much, that when he say he'll handle this, Sakura know's he'll handle this

also.....

Sakura power up was inevitable, its has been foreshadowed ever since Tsunade said she hadn't seen such talent since Shizune. It was just a matter of time.
 

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Nice review...fun to read.
 

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XD Awesome thread as usual XD I am not fodder XD Priceless
Btw there is a one year timeskip from the Kage summit arc and War arc
 

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The power up was ok but really kishi needs to have enuf sense that if he wants team 7 to stay immature he should distance naruto from such scenes so that people dont(inevitably) dislike sakura. At heart, she and naruto are impulsive and dumb. cant see them get along.
 

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XD Awesome thread as usual XD I am not fodder XD Priceless
Btw there is a one year timeskip from the Kage summit arc and War arc

hey hey hey who told you that? That is serious mind corruption
 

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Good review man...
But about Sakura, maybe it's not that simple to activate Hyakugou... we don't know.. maybe she NEEDS an exactly amount of chakra, or else it might ruin the whole time you've been saving chakra.
It's amazing how she've been such a good healer even doing this.
 

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Well you know maybe in order to release her seal Sakura had to store a specific amount of chakra. Maybe it isn't based on the logic the more time, the more chakra but rather either full chakra or incapable of releasing it.
 

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Nice review, covers most of my feeling concerning it. Sakuras power-up was a good choice by Kishi (far better than Sage Mode or Mokuton..) and she is a power-house. Not on Sasuke or Narutos level though a direct punch would destroy the atoms that make up their heads.

Sakura was a bit of an arsehole for ignoring the one true BFF she has had for ages like that. Naruto has always had her back and trusted her and did stuff for her and he helps rescue her for her to not acknowledge him? Not cool Sakura, not cool.

Sasuke was cool, Juugo seems to be awesome looking at his comrade seeing if he is ok mentally. Glad to see Enton too.

Naruto was boss, notice how he did actually lead them in, he was the one that yelled "CHARGE!"and gave them courage when the Juubi split.

All in all, was a 3/5 chapter for me and I don't think Sakura is on Naruto or Sasukes level but she is a very high level shinobi and could demolish lots of people.
 

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Well, i guess the whole thing about 3 years storing and seal now being ready is not a reason for her to have not been able to help naruto then. She wasnt even in close proximity to Naruto and was being filled in by a fodder hyuga that was next to her.
 
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