I once had this dream that I was a blonde boy who wore my hair in a braid, Edward Elric style or something like that. And I decided to go live in a forest infested with snakes for seven years, but I trained them to be my loyal servants and fight for me whenever I called upon them :|
Anyways, one day I ventured out of the forest onto a field, where I met a man that looked like Voldemort. So he started sword fighting me for no apparent reason and I'm like "bruh, what the hell is your problem?" and he's just like "The girl I love loves you" and I was like "Get over it she's never gonna love you back cause you're ugly like Voldemort" and then I was running ahead of him, and he threw his sword at me, and I was like "no, you idiot, why would you do that? You missed and now I have your sword too." So being a good sport, I give it back to him. :| But then he overpowers me and I'm about to die, but I call a timeout.
So we go back to my house, and I tell him I have to use the bathroom. So I go in there and I hide in the closet for like five months, and he eventually gets suspicious and comes looking for me, at which point I leapt out of the closet and stabbed him through the heart.
So then I dragged him back to his house, and I start like. . .violently hacking his limbs off. :| And then I stabbed him in the chest again, but he started coughing and he just kept coughing until he coughed up his heart. :| :| And strangest of all, he couldn't have killed me anyways because throughout the dream my soul was tethered to a teddy bear, and the only way to kill me was to rip the teddy bear in half during a full moon.
I have no idea what's wrong with me, please don't ask. :|