Naruto rp: The forbidden shadow

[Artemis81]

(Umari ducks under the punch and positions himself behind Artemis grabbing her left arm and twisting it behind ber back as he watches the clones burn and turn back into wood)

Umari: You're gonna have to try harder than that pretty lady.

'Nami': "Oh, I can. But I'm not authorized to use my KKG. It would kill people. But, as you have Mokuton, I suppose I can." she makes her arm ablaze with the Scorch Releases flames., shriveling up Umari's.

 

[Professor Finesser]

Crocodile: *Looks to the left as Luffy propses a spar* Si *Stabs luffy immediatly*

Luffy: *body replacement jutsu* what the heck dude Gomu Gomu pistol *punches crocodile in the face*

 

[Umari Senju]

'Nami': "Oh, I can. But I'm not authorized to use my KKG. It would kill people. But, as you have Mokuton, I suppose I can." she makes her arm ablaze with the Scorch Releases flames., shriveling up Umari's.

(Artemis frees herself from Umari as he burns uncontrollably. Umari then burst into wood)

Umari: That's the spirit.

(Artemis looks up and sees Umari standing upside down on a large branch a over her. Umari drops down and performs 2 handseals before his mouth fills with water chakra.)

Umari: WATER STYLE! WATER BULLET JUTSU!

(Umari spits 3 water bullets from his mouth directly from above Artemis)

 

[Granite]

Tsuchikage Float: Wakes up- did I fall asleep on the battle field... Hm haven't done that in awhile-

Kazan: Alright team.. We are the only ninja from Iwagakure here so... We have to find a guy with the heaven scroll.... Let's go- they jump through the forest-

 

[Artemis81]

Arlong: leaps and swallows the water, and then uses his Lava KKG "Sorry bro, gotta to better to hurt Nami."

'Nami': appears behind umari, and pins him down. She allows the lava to drift closer, before releasing torturous scorch flames near his...'manhood'.

 

[Professor Finesser]

Arlong: leaps and swallows the water, and then uses his Lava KKG "Sorry bro, gotta to better to hurt Nami.

'Nami': appears behind umari, and pins him down. She allows the lava to drift closer, before releasing torturous scorch flames near his...'manhood'.

lolz girl you crack me up

 

[Artemis81]

lolz girl you crack me up

We gurlz b cray-cray

 

[Yonkou Pandaman]

Luffy: *body replacement jutsu* what the heck dude Gomu Gomu pistol *punches crocodile in the face*

Crocodile: *Sidesteps as he picks up a Katana and makes his way to Luffy before he retracts his arm* Aincrad Style! *The Sword begins glowing blue as Crocodile scrapes off a long piece of flesh from Luffy*

 

[Artemis81]

Crocodile: *Sidesteps as he picks up a Katana and makes his way to Luffy before he retracts his arm* Aincrad Style! *The Sword begins glowing blue as Crocodile scrapes off a long piece of flesh from Luffy*

Aincrad, like from SAO?

 

[Professor Finesser]

We gurlz b cray-cray

You probably just need a hug :hug: now no more hurting men's genital areas

 

[Yonkou Pandaman]

Aincrad, like from SAO?

Yep. U__U

Aincrad Style, the one Kirito developed. : D

You probably just need a hug :hug: now no more hurting men's genital areas

I tried throwing a spear at her Clitoris and poke "Sennen Goroshi" her Pyloric Valve. <-<
I'm not perverted tho. xd

 

[Professor Finesser]

Crocodile: *Sidesteps as he picks up a Katana and makes his way to Luffy before he retracts his arm* Aincrad Style! *The Sword begins glowing blue as Crocodile scrapes off a long piece of flesh from Luffy*

Luffy: arghh I won't be defeated I'm gonna be king of the pirates!

Sanji: Ninja

Luffy: Ninja!

 

[Artemis81]

Nail: "Lord Guru, what's a king of the pirates?...should I kick it's ass?"

 

[Yonkou Pandaman]

Luffy: arghh I won't be defeated I'm gonna be king of the pirates!

Sanji: Ninja

Luffy: Ninja!

Crocodile: Eat your own meat! *Croco picks up Luffy's own flesh and forces it in his mouth*

 

[Professor Finesser]

Crocodile: Eat your own meat! *Croco picks up Luffy's own flesh and forces it in his mouth*

Luffy: *kicks hands away* f*ck no! Sicko! *throws glass of water on crocodile making him vulnerable* Gomu Gomu gattling gun!

 

[Professor Finesser]

Nail: "Lord Guru, what's a king of the pirates?...should I kick it's ass?"

Super Kami guru allows this

 

[Artemis81]

Nail: kicks the pirate kings ass

 

[Yonkou Pandaman]

Crocodile: *Sidesteps the glass* Sables! *Croco throws a tornadoe that destroys the dome above them*

 

[Professor Finesser]

Crocodile: *Sidesteps the glass* Sables! *Croco throws a tornadoe that destroys the dome above them*

Luffy: Gomu Gomu bazooka *punches crocodile who doesent sidestep this time*

 

[Yonkou Pandaman]

Crocodile: *Doesn't sidestep* Physical attacks wont work on me as much as how they wont work on you! Desert Spada! *Crocodile forms his right hand into a Sand Sword, and causes a huge fissure of sand to cut the ground under Luffy*