The cure for cancer.

[Saikyokami]

My father, Bryan was a doctor. He searched 13 years for the cure of cancer. In 2009 my father discovered the cure to cancer, but was shot dead on halloween night at 12:00am, before he could tell anyone. After years of searching through my fathers notes I have finally discovered the cure.

The cure to cancer....
is...

SENJU DNA XD

Alright now for the real thread...

Senju dna is basically a cure for everything.

Boy : Half my body was crushed by a rock.
Doctor: How about we replace it with some senju dna?

Man : Uh... I was almost killed by my best friend.
Doctor : Hmm look, we'll put some senju dna in you and attach you to a flower for the rest of your life.

Elderly man : Umm I wan't to put some eyes into my arm. Do you have anything to stop it form killing me?
Doctor : lets put some senju dna in it!

Snake man hybrid : Uh I stabbed myself and I'm dying....
Doctor : hmm, I know we'll put your soul into a body of senju dna!

Aha you all get the point.

so what do you think?

 

[MySusanooIsPurple]

seems legit

 

[Strawberry]

but the real cure to everything is strawberries


but really its more hashi dna than senju

 

[Steaktacular]

Also good to put it down and up.

 

[Recable]

but the real cure to everything is strawberries


but really its more hashi dna than senju

Yeah everyone says "Senju DNA" but we have only seen people get benefits from Hashirama's DNA.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Yeah everyone says "Senju DNA" but we have only seen people get benefits from Hashirama's DNA.

Not really. Hashi's give access to Mokuton. Any Senju can give added "life and Izanagi.

 

[phantomlord22]

it's not senju DNA
It's shodai hokage muktun senju hashirama DNA

you can't do a sh*t with tsunade or any other senju DNA far as I know!

hashirama arrives to the battle field : "why the F*** does evryone has mu DNA?" lol

 

[AllomnisymbolsparttwoT]

The cure to cancer..... Is... a dose of smelly farts

 

[P3ĮÑ]

You don't say huh

 

[ROSH2]

great thread

 

[Darthlawsuit]

Suicide is the cure for cancer







































Actually it really is. When cells get cancerous they normally commit suicide to prevent themselves from spreading

 

[Jack Spicer]

How much candy did you get that Halloween?

 

[Awkward Linguist]

I think Uchiha DNA would have the opposite effect XD

 

[BazzBee]

This thread is Legit

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[Valen]

Not funny to joke around about cancer bro. :l

 

[PTran5]

The cure for cancer lies in the power of the mind.

 

[Saikyokami]

How much candy did you get that Halloween?

None..
Btw IM serious about the first part my dad really was gunned down on haloween ... of 2009 he wasen't a doctor though XD

I think Uchiha DNA would have the opposite effect XD

I think so XD

Not funny to joke around about cancer bro. :l

It's all fun and games till someone says the C word :|