[Comedy] The tale of Juubi no last name (official story)

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The tale of Juubi no last name
Chapter one:The path of the Juubi

The war is over the allied forces have won and the villains lie there defeated.
(Obito): rin im sorry..im still a virgin.
(Madara):“How could I be solod by sakura?”.. Everyone is rejoicing because of the victory,
(kakashi) “Im a sensei again! Tobirama why aren’t you rejoicing? Tobirama points to the juubi struggling to live.
(Tobirama):“Any last words chump, its about time I rid the world of your face” pulls out sword.
(Juubi):Screw you that’s why you were adopted”
(Tobirama):“What!(how did he kno?)" Raises chakra”……
Second hokage! (Naruto):That’s not how you use talk no jutsu, let me show you. Juubi I will create a world of peace a world without hate different from the path you wanted…that is my ninja way believe it!”
(Juubi):I choose to believe in you Naruto Uzumaki.. (Tobirama):Face palm.
(Hiruzen):back in my day that’s what we call talking the talk.
(Minato and Hashirama):Shut up Hiruzen.
(Juubi): I wasn’t always like this deep down im not sure if this is what I really wanted.
(Sakura): And what did you want?
(Juubi): Im sorry can someone more important talk to me.
(Sasuke): And what did you want?
(Juubi): Thank you, and I wanted…I wanted to become, I wanted to work for that ramen guy. I have some of the greatest recipes being a god and all but no one will allow me in the village. So I wanted to use infinite tsukoyami to become the ramen genious I dreamed of.
(Hashirama): There has to be another reason.
(Juubi): Ah there are many reasons and that’s just one of them, oh yea kakashi im sorry.
(Kakashi): Hmm what did you do.
(Juubi):The rock that started it all, the rock that hit you in your blind spot I did that to fufill madara’s plan. He asked me to do it.
(Kakashi):You ass.
(Naruto): Let the past stay in the past. Believe it. Anyway why else did you work with madara anyway.
(Juubi): First it came with a bad ass robe, second it’s a long story and I must take my time. (Kakashi): Don’t mock me jerk don’t forget I can solo you anytime. Minato gives kakashi a good rep for his comment.
(Sasuke):The robes are pretty bad ass.
(Juubi): I will tell my story…AHEM. Can you all move to the left I only have one eye…as I was saying I will tell you the story of my life...the tale of The juubi no last name………(to be continued)

This is my first ff so plz gve me feedback
 
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1st of all kakashi aint a virgin.... just because he's not married and does not take on new girls doesn't mean he's a virgin U_U anyway bro cool dialogue
 

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This story was awesome, Hilarious my favorite part.
"(Sakura): And what did you want?
(Juubi): Im sorry can someone more important talk to me.
(Sasuke): And what did you want? "

keep making them !
 
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