Ask me anything about real Ninjas (not Naruto ninjas)

[Zombie]

No I'am training with real sensei

How many posts do you need?

 

[Pervy Wrath]

I have a question! Ninjas are supposed to be secret organizations, working in the shadows. How come we know about them? They can't be doing that great of a job!

 

[Vincent Pryce]

I have a question! Ninjas are supposed to be secret organizations, working in the shadows. How come we know about them? They can't be doing that great of a job!

Now that you mention it, ROSH2 totally blew his cover

 

[BazzBee]

What is the first step of training to become a Ninja ?

 

[Pervy Wrath]

Now that you mention it, ROSH2 totally blew his cover

That's true! Big time fail!

 

[ROSH2]

Well tell me the different things you learn then

Conflict diffusion
Unorthodox and unique techniques
Outdoor survival
Unique, explosive and effective ground fighting
Body conditioning
Defense against multiple, armed attackers
Traditional Weapons Training
Defense against multiple, armed attackers

Do you know anything about Hanzo Hattori also known as Masanari Hattori ???

most famous samurai and ninja master my sensei teach about him in last week

When do you start learning katon?

No katon training in modern ninjutsu

Have you killed anyone lately?

No dude just learning for self defence & for sport

How many posts do you need?

don't you have any serious question trollo

I have a question! Ninjas are supposed to be secret organizations, working in the shadows. How come we know about them? They can't be doing that great of a job!

no organization just mordern ninjutsu dojo

Now that you mention it, ROSH2 totally blew his cover

cmon man be serious

What is the first step of training to become a Ninja ?

First need to build up strength and flexibility for that need to do exercises

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Would u eat my spunk or my spunk?

 

[Hunty]

Would u eat my spunk or my spunk?

*Cough* "If you could produce any."

What color are my eyes?!

 

[Vincent Pryce]

According an

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, I'm very mature. See my results:

Spoiler

Very MATURE!

You are very mature! You realize that how others see you is very important, especially in the career & relationship world. You take yourself very serious & understand that business should always come before pleasure. Alot of people look up to you, come to you for alot of things & even harbor some jealousy towards you. But keep your head up. Try your hardest to stay away from petty situations & childish people. You act your age, if not a little bit older & other mature people will respect & admire you for this. Thank God SOMEBODY is mature!

Now let's get back to talking about my poop. For more effective shits, should I eat Mexican or Indian?

That quiz is bad. I had really immature answers and I have the exact same result as you do

 

[Seventh Sama]

Do Ninjas(Real world) believe in chakra or something similar to it?

 

[ROSH2]

Do Ninjas(Real world) believe in chakra or something similar to it?

in real ninjutsu human body have 7 chakra

every ninja must practice chakra meditation

chakra meditation advantages

enchance ninjutsu & strength

can heal any illnesses & wounds