Disturbing The Bab. (18+ only)

Shalev

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Sally- Hello Kevin, it has been awhile since we last slept together.

Kevin- What is wrong with you!? My wife will hear, shut your mouth, or I'll shut it for you.

Sally- Please do, for my mouth has been laying dormant for very long, unused!

Kevin- Then, Why are you still talking?

Sally- Kevin! One more time! Do it for the child which is instilled by you.

Kevin- What? (...)

Sally- I'll name him, Carpet, reminding me of the time in which you said. "I love you, for you allowed me to be indulged into your youthful galore."

(Kevin Shakes his head in a disappointed manner.)

Kevin- I never said such a phrase, You know what Sally, Come by, at my office tomorrow...

(Next day, Sally walks in Kevin's Cubical)

Sally- What? Will you do the do, or do the don't?

Kevin- I acquired the missing piece from you, (holds an aborted baby.)

[Sally]- Faints/Coma/Dead.


~The End
 

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What dafuq is this?:what:
 
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Well I didn't see that coming! Interesting to say the least.
 

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you let me down bro -.- i was expecting something kinky
 

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wellmade fan fic :ls:
 
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