I'm a lich aswell, ya know :|... I have feelings ,_,...
Say you uh... Said anything about "Sylvanwood"?... Because it happens that my Familiy is named Sylvanwood...
I... See... Is it possible that my Raping Powers hail from the Sylvanwoods royal familiy?..
Wait guys stop your quarreling. I see an elf in the distance. Hello can you hear me. Come forth or taste my flame.
*Draco hears a voice in the distance and starts to head towards the noise out of boredom*
Why art thou frolicking in the forest like a mere wood nymph. State your business for walking up on me and my party
Draco: because I am freaking bored
Draco: because I am freaking bored
Your lucky I'm holding my fellow partner back from raping your *******. If you are bored then perhaps you can join us. Though I can't promise I can keep my partner from raping you
"This one is of no further use to us..." Taking out a small hunting knife I brandish it at the elf.
"Get cheeky with us and you'll end up in that river."
I gesture towards a small creek running south of our position.