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Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
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998,735... 999,999... Annnnnnd 1,000,000,000!
Hm? Oh sorry, didn't see you standing there! I was just doing my daily
Anyways, I'm here to tell you guys about THIS sexy mofo:
Noooo, not Itachi!
THAT GIANT FLAMING BALL OF SEXY.
You're still thinking Itachi, Arn't you? NO!
Oh yeah, fireball jutsu is the greatest jutsu. And here's why.
(3)
When you want to make something cooler, what do you do to it? Anybody?
"Put bacon on it!"
"Give it tits!"
"Put a flat brim hat sideways on it!"
All great answers, but no.
YOU SET IT ON FIRE. New car? Paint flames on it. Marshmallow? Set it on fire. New baby? Throw it into a fire. (Don't do this. Wait until he/she is older.)
This was the original fire technique (Manga fact). It's the first jutsu where somebody thought, "Hey, what if a blew a shit-ton of fire out of my mouth?"
(2)
Itachi uses it.
.................
Why are you still here? Moving on...
(1)
Everybody shits their pants when they see it.
Kakashi? Shat himself.
Deidara? Shat himself.
Edo Madara? Shat himself.
SO6P? Shat himself.
Bill Cosby? Bippity-Bop Ziggity-Zoop!
Fireball Jutsu: 0
Itachi: 0
Bill Cosby: 1
998,735... 999,999... Annnnnnd 1,000,000,000!
Hm? Oh sorry, didn't see you standing there! I was just doing my daily
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Anyways, I'm here to tell you guys about THIS sexy mofo:
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Noooo, not Itachi!
THAT GIANT FLAMING BALL OF SEXY.
You're still thinking Itachi, Arn't you? NO!
Oh yeah, fireball jutsu is the greatest jutsu. And here's why.
(3)
When you want to make something cooler, what do you do to it? Anybody?
"Put bacon on it!"
"Give it tits!"
"Put a flat brim hat sideways on it!"
All great answers, but no.
YOU SET IT ON FIRE. New car? Paint flames on it. Marshmallow? Set it on fire. New baby? Throw it into a fire. (Don't do this. Wait until he/she is older.)
This was the original fire technique (Manga fact). It's the first jutsu where somebody thought, "Hey, what if a blew a shit-ton of fire out of my mouth?"
(2)
Itachi uses it.
.................
Why are you still here? Moving on...
(1)
Everybody shits their pants when they see it.
Kakashi? Shat himself.
Deidara? Shat himself.
Edo Madara? Shat himself.
SO6P? Shat himself.
Bill Cosby? Bippity-Bop Ziggity-Zoop!
You must be registered for see images
Fireball Jutsu: 0
Itachi: 0
Bill Cosby: 1
