[Discussion] Sneezing, s** or taking a dump

[Machiko]

Which of the three do you think gives the most relaxation.

Taking a dump after holding it in for a week.

Making love after 3 months

Or sneezing after your nose has been itching as hell.

 

[Crow.]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

Erm.... Option two.

 

[The Fourth]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

All of those are pretty refreshing but I'd say if you've been holding it in for a week, you'd probably have an intestinal rupture from the pressure. So probably that.

 

[Frankenstein]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

Which of the three do you think gives the most relaxation.

Taking a dump after holding it in for a week.

Making love after 3 months

Or sneezing after your nose has been itching as hell.

That's actually a lame suicide attempt.

 

[Wumbo]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

I think taking a dump while you're having *** is the best feeling.

 

[Jin Hayami]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

*** always wins. I go a week without shitting all the time. MREs are designed to constipate you. That's why they come with gum that also functions as a laxative.

 

[Frankenstein]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

I think taking a dump while you're having *** is the best feeling.

Only if it was caused by sneezing

 

[Wumbo]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

Only if it was caused by sneezing

Is that possible? If so, I want in on that.

 

[yondaime4]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

Depends who the *** is with, but holding a dump for a week would be a nightmare, soo i think its hard to say. 1 or 2, i hope id enjoy 2 more to be honest though

 

[Frankenstein]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

Is that possible? If so, I want in on that.

Impossible is nothing. --Adidas

 

[Fecal Matter]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

If the *** is bad then i go with taking the dump.It depends how awesome the *** is.

 

[Crow.]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

Have you ever read the book or seen the movie called 'Choke'? The main character is a *** addict that, because of an incident I won't say, holds one in for two weeks or so.

 

[Wumbo]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

Impossible is nothing. --Adidas

She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty. - Nike.

 

[Mokia]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

I cant even hold a dump for two days, but *** is better...

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

All of the above.

 

[Frankenstein]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

Have you ever read the book or seen the movie called 'Choke'? The main character is a *** addict that, because of an incident I won't say, holds one in for two weeks or so.

The way you wrote it, it isn't obvious what he was holding in for two weeks

 

[Shunsin no Shisui]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

stupid threads like these are what make society say bad stuff. but i chose option 2.

I agree with this.... lmao xd Taking a shit after holding in for week would more than likely lead to nasty constipation, intestinal damage and bowel problems. Sneezing is minor relaxation which leads to the final option to be chosen. Yah having *** is probably the greatest pleasure anyone can have especially if its with an attractive and healthy lover. So there you have it.

 

[-immortal-]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

***
2 dump
3 sneezing...though


i need to SHIT REAL HARD NOW!!

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

The way you wrote it, it isn't obvious what he was holding in for two weeks

Reminds me of that movie about Josh Hartnett not having *** for over a month, drove him crazy Lol

 

[Crow.]

Re: Sneezing, *** or taking a dump

The way you wrote it, it isn't obvious what he was holding in for two weeks

Holding it in meaning his fecal matter...