Death: Put that away. That will not harm us.-butter pulls out his desert eagle.-
*You die of a stroke before you can*Hashirama: destroys the universe
*Hashirama is raped by Artemis81*Hashirama: uses Mokuton to stop the stroke somehow
(Have you ever played Dante's Inferno?)-the gun lights up with a purplish aura-
But: I didn't come here without a back up plan. I won't use a lowly human gun to kill a god.
(No, have heard of it though, might try it)(Have you ever played Dante's Inferno?)
*Death's horse riles up and whinnies with fear but he settles it down and dismounts*
Death: You dare give me a death threat? I am the embodiment of annihilation! Foolish mortal, you are mine!
*swipes scythe at the ground to cause sparks to shoot up, then points the scythe at you, signalling the start of a fight*
(Watch Dante vs Death on YouTube when you have the time if you want to know what you're in for)(No, have heard of it though, might try it)
But: Fufufufu.. Two horsemen. One taoist. -stretches casually- I don't know why I was sleeping for seemingly so long, and how these cracks were opened, but they must have something to do with you. Come now, horseman. Give me a fight the fodder zombies couldn't give me.
(lookin at it, damn this game looks awesome)(Watch Dante vs Death on YouTube when you have the time if you want to know what you're in for)
*Death teleports behind you and slashes at you with the scythe*
-butter spins around in a playful motion, spinning himself to the side, then he fires two shots at the ground that bounce off, both firing at death from both sides-(Yup. You should buy it. It's more than worth the money)
*Death weaves to the side and avoids the bullet, then changes his scythe into spear mode and extends it towards you in an attempt to skewer you onto it*
*Death gets hit in the sides and falls back*-butter spins around in a playful motion, spinning himself to the side, then he fires two shots at the ground that bounce off, both firing at death from both sides-
-but manages to jump up again, doing so his leg is cut-*Death gets hit in the sides and falls back*
Death: Gah!
*He gets back up and starts teleporting all around you so that you can't keep track of him then throws his scythe at you in a way that it comes at you spinning like a buzz saw*