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I remember one of my peers brought a condom into the locker rooms during gym, attached it to the shower head, and turned the water on. It stretched all the way down to the floor, and the bottom expanded to the size of a basketball... Then it popped and went everywhere!

HAHAHA! I laughed irl. I remember this kid named Stephen brought a dead squirrel to school and kept it in his pocket all day.

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

how do i become a electrician in california?

There are four basic steps:
1. Enroll and register as an "electrician trainee".
2. Take an electrician trainee course.
3. Work a certain number of hours as a trainee. The number depends on the type of electrician you aim to be.
4. Take an exam.

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HAHAHA! I laughed irl. I remember this kid named Stephen brought a dead squirrel to school and kept it in his pocket all day.

That's really strange. I'm guessing Stephen will become a serial killer.

 

[Ciao]

There are four basic steps:
1. Enroll and register as an "electrician trainee".
2. Take an electrician trainee course.
3. Work a certain number of hours as a trainee. The number depends on the type of electrician you aim to be.
4. Take an exam.

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That's really strange. I'm guessing Stephen will become a serial killer.

He gave off that vibe. He was one of "those" kids.

 

[MinatoKunzu]

how can you work fro area 51?

 

[Ciao]

Do you remember this song from the 90's?

Spoiler

[video=youtube;oqRbpKDB5Zg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=oqRbpKDB5Zg[/video]

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

how can you work fro area 51?

Well, if you want to get a military job there, you'll want to join the air force, show a particular aptitude for some skill of interest (maybe unmanned craft engineering?), and put in a request for transfer. Alternatively, you can get a job at one of the various civilian companies that are contracted to work there for various things. One prominent example is

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Do you remember this song from the 90's?

Spoiler

[video=youtube;oqRbpKDB5Zg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=oqRbpKDB5Zg[/video]

No... Are they saying what I think they're saying?

 

[Shiina..]

Do you believe in magic? :|

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Do you believe in magic? :|

No, I don't. One of my best friends is a professional magician, but even he doesn't believe in "magic".

 

[Shiina..]

No, I don't. One of my best friends is a professional magician, but even he doesn't believe in "magic".

So all of his acts are basically an eye trick ..None of them are real? T_T

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

So all of his acts are basically an eye trick ..None of them are real? T_T

Of course none of them are real. Even many of the top name magicians admit that it's all slight of hand. Many prefer to be called illusionists, which is a more accurate title. Some will even show how to do the basics, no magic involved:
[video=youtube;oXGr76CfoCs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXGr76CfoCs[/video]

 

[Shiina..]

Are you planning on marrying your gf?
Also do you want to have children? Like kids?

 

[~Zonta~]

What is the dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself ????

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Are you planning on marrying your gf?
Also do you want to have children? Like kids?

Yes, I actually just had a ring made. I'll planning on proposing near the end of the summer.
Yes, I'd like to have one or two kids, but I'd like to wait until I'm done with my PhD (so another 5 years or so from now).

What is the dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself ????

People don't really spread rumors about me. I typically get along with everyone, and I'm not one to keep secrets. I guess there was one time when somebody spread the rumor that I was the one spreading another rumor... That was interesting.

 

[Hattake Ryuzaki]

Well, the transition was pretty easy for me since I was already a good student. Also, I took some collegiate courses while in high school. It's not so bad so long as you realize that you will need to do more work in your university.



A would choose a mammoth. Reasons:
1. No one else has one.
2. If they're anything like elephants, they should be relatively intelligent and capable of learning numerous behaviors.
3. I could ride it like a furry tractor.
4. No one would **** with the guy riding a mammoth.
5. They look ****ing cool:

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My new National Geographic came in today, and the cover story is titled "Reviving Extinct Species". I'm excited to read it.



Things you should consider:

• Wages: You say they are matching each other. See how high they will go.
• Promotion: See if either will promote you to a higher station. I looked up the difference between line and pantry chef, but I don't know that one is necessarily all that better than the other.
• Location: How far away from your home is each place?
• Scheduling: How lenient are they with creating your shifts around your class schedule? Do they make accomodations for busy times like midterms?

You'll have to weigh those options out. Personally, I don't even work one job during the school year, and I wouldn't work any more than I have to. The long term payout of you doing well in school outweighs any chump change you'll make as a low level chef. As an alternative, you should consider applying for more scholarships and grants. Student loans are debatable, but they may be preferable to slaving over a hot stove.



This one was worded oddly, but I think I've got it. Envy?



My favorite book is probably The Three Musketeers. My favorite authors are Alexandre Dumas, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and Rudyard Kipling.

correct again!!! and i know apologies for that its from a game. next one.

She wields the broken sword and seperates the kings from tyrants. of what do i speak?

 

[MinatoKunzu]

would you ever eat another human if you were really hungry ?lets say you and a random hitchhiker get lost in the woods and are starving to death.

 

[Vanderfee]

How would you describe the perfect protagonist?



On second thought:

What makes a good protagonist?

 

[Scooby Doo]

Do you think this question was worth posting?

 

[Ciao]

Name 3 worthless college majors.

 

[Strawberry]

I like both. I prefer strawberries, especially in yoghurt.

The only thing I don't like about strawberries is that when I eat them, they make me more prone to carsickness for some reason.

it is not the berry at fault sir

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

correct again!!! and i know apologies for that its from a game. next one.

She wields the broken sword and seperates the kings from tyrants. of what do i speak?

I think I've heard this one before, and I think it's "mercy".

would you ever eat another human if you were really hungry ?lets say you and a random hitchhiker get lost in the woods and are starving to death.

It's hard for me to say what I actually would do. Given the ability to definitively choose now, I would opt not to eat someone because I don't think I could live with myself afterwards.

How would you describe the perfect protagonist?



On second thought:

What makes a good protagonist?

A good protagonist is relatable to the audience, has a seemingly impossible challenge to overcome, and has some sort of personal growth.

Do you think this question was worth posting?

Maybe not, but it does keep the thread growing, so there's that.

Name 3 worthless college majors.

I'm not sure there are any worthless college majors, but there are some that are worth less than others. Three examples that come to mind are:
1. Religious Studies
2. Home Economics
3. Philosophy

All three of these are things most people can do or do in their everyday lives, don't necessarily produce anything, and also have very high unemployment rates.

it is not the berry at fault sir

I blame the berry.