[Theory]The "True" God of Shinobi (with facts)

[AirWind]

In light of the certain thread regarding the god of shinobi, i think i want to share my theory too, let me entertain you guys with these facts, dont be too serious tho . This man supposed to be true god of shinobi, if not by NV readers, at least by me.

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fact 1 - Didnt died from the great ninja war # 1
fact 2 - Didnt died from the great ninja war # 2
fact 3 - Didnt died from Nagato's planetary devastation (at least we didnt see him dying or died - manga fact too)
fact 3 - Never ever shows any expression of scared of any shinobis (manga fact)
fact 4 - Didnt have any scars visible (except maybe a few bruises in his arms due to hot soup)
fact 5 - His shop seems never affected by any war, infiltration or whatsoever.
fact 6 - If naruto gained so much energy eating his ramen, then he might have some extraordinary chakra channelled to his recipe.
fact 7 - Still no proof of him died yet currently (still....manga fact)

Ok....have fun reading

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Omg that's absolutely correct!

 

[Yonkou Pandaman]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Seriously Teuchi was always underestimated, he'll probably show up in the war and kick madara ass... I keep telling people...

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Ramen Guy is the true God of Narutoverse!!!

 

[GenKiDama]

Lol I had a feeling.

 

[johnny335704]

Ha Ha. It as funny. LOL. Nice writing though.

 

[AirWind]

Ramen Guy is the true God of Narutoverse!!!

"indubitably" so....

 

[Frikid]

i think in the later manga chapters, ramen guy would be shown to be disguised as so6p.

 

[Yonkou Pandaman]

Teuchi IS SotSP, i seriously knew it, guys you all didn't believe me don't say you "knew he was all along" now! I knew Teuchi was the SotSP from the start.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

i think in the later manga chapters, ramen guy would be shown to be disguised as so6p.

Yes, thats why he was watching Naruto all along, feeding him Ramen and making him strong because he was grooming him to be his successor

 

[AirWind]

Lol I had a feeling.

Ha Ha. It as funny. LOL. Nice writing though.

i think in the later manga chapters, ramen guy would be shown to be disguised as so6p.

Ever since obito emerges from tobito's image, i imagines kishi is somewhat bound to accidentally jump into certain conclusion, and had to take any opportunity as fast as he can, so in this case, that teuchi could be his latest victim to justifies the plothole lol

 

[Almighty Ra]

Lmfao i had an idea but i jus had to find out..Great points though

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

That's why Teuchi's eyes never open, he was hidind the fact he had a Rinnegan!

 

[Crow.]

Omg that's absolutely correct!

Your sig!!! :NO: XD XD

 

[Ryuujinn]

Tenten disapproves

lol maybe we should start a election

 

[Chīkara]

It is so easy...

Orochimaru revived the s06p but add some jutsu to make
Him look like ramen guy and serving naruto "negative" chakra
To extract the nine tails and capture sasuke

But ooh well.

Only time will tell

 

[AirWind]

That's why Teuchi's eyes never open, he was hidind the fact he had a Rinnegan!

Made me thinking tho, do they allowed any "normal" people living inside konoha "the secret village", something fishy about him

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

It is so easy...

Orochimaru revived the s06p but add some jutsu to make
Him look like ramen guy and serving naruto "negative" chakra
To extract the nine tails and capture sasuke

But ooh well.

Only time will tell

So ichiraku ramen contains negative YIN

 

[Kurama04]

Of course he is the true god :3

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Made me thinking tho, do they allowed any "normal" people living inside konoha "the secret village", something fishy about him

Ramen Guy casts genjutsu, no one suspects him of being Rikudou