Youtube Reaches 1 Trillion Racist Comments

[Yasuko Sayomi]

SAN BRUNO, CA—The Silicon Valley headquarters of YouTube reportedly erupted in cheers shortly after 10 a.m. local time Thursday as the popular video-sharing service celebrated the 1 trillionth racist comment posted to its website. “When we created YouTube back in 2005, we knew it had the potential to revolutionize the way people make highly offensive and insensitive remarks based purely on a stranger’s racial or ethnic characteristics, but we never dreamed we would make it to 1 trillion of these repugnant comments,” said CEO Salar Kamangar, noting that the milestone comment “ching chong,” posted by user StinkFingaz below a video of a Japanese man painting, would be commemorated on a large bronze plaque in the company’s offices. “It’s hard to even comprehend how many completely ignorant comments 1 trillion is. We’re truly humbled by our dedicated and extremely uneducated users who make such vile and imperceptive statements each and every day. Thank you, everyone.” Kamangar confirmed that reaching the milestone had reinforced the company’s commitment to expanding its servers later this year, which will allow the site to handle up to 1 million “****ing ******” comments every second

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and my Tumblr dashboard. u-u

My reaction: Wow...:|

 

[Jobrjo]

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[NeverEnding]

Lol!!! The onion you are so funny!!!

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The onion is a news parody it's not real!!

 

[Dreckerplayer]

How sickening...

 

[Oronagato]

Most of the comments seem trolling, although the rest which are genuine are usually posted by KKK members

 

[Chibiusa]

"Ching chong" posted under a video of a Japanese man painting....wow

 

[Ōkami]

I can't wait til we get invaded by some aliens.

 

[Jobrjo]

The onion is a news parody it's not real!!

Yeah... i"m just figuring that out now xD

 

[naruto legend]

Retarded asshoes making ignorant post on the internet is nothing new.

 

[~WastelandSociety~]

The onion isn't real news xd

Though I'm sure the racist comments have already well passed 1 Trillion.

 

[Vanderfee]

Bring on the negativity! It's stupid and unnecessary!

Less *negative* invasions, more *positive* equations

 

[Space Cowboy]

Haha posting onion articles is always a good time

 

[Hexuze]

lmao trolls xd

 

[Anorien16]

If the news is true ('IF') then I owe many people my heartfelt congratulations and want to offer my humble advice to shove their head up their posterior for the betterment of our troubled species.......

 

[Argle]

ahahaha good ole onion. to reiterate what has already been stated, 'the onion' is a parody newspaper, their stories are meant to be funny/commentary not truthful

 

[l Forgotten l]

XD!
just XD

 

[YowYan]

It's like a achievement to them?. . .

 

[Frankenstein]

That would make it, how many racist comments for every user?

 

[Darthlawsuit]

1 Trillion isn't enough! Lets try harder everyone! Maby we can reach 10 trillion soon and have enough racism to cover the entire worlds population!