The Uzumakis Were Indeed Just Distant Blood Relatives

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Yep. Now I definitely see her being a Tsundere-ish wife towards Hashirama. I don't know, something tells me priestesses are all... Strict and shit. LOL, still a redhead, anyway!

Yeah, she probably had a fiery personality like Kushina (most redheads are)

 

[Lightbringer]

See here:

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Mito is like a Miko (Shinto Priestess)

not to mention that the SO6P was known as a priest.....and Naruto is very much like him(even the bijuu agree) and Naruto's an Uzumaki xd

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

not to mention that the SO6P was known as a priest.....and Naruto is very much like him(even the bijuu agree) and Naruto's an Uzumaki xd

Indubitably so

 

[L Lawliet]

Indubitably so

I can definitely see Naruto as a priest. It seems to work this way: as a child and as a teen you're hyperactive, loudmouth, goofy, silly, a bit childish and extreeeeeemely naive. Then, as you grow up... OPPOSITE PERSONALITY NO JUTSU. Okay, not really opposite. Heroes still keep their cheerfulness, but this time it's more like a Grandpa kind of cheerfulness. Fatherly and calm.


Look at Aang, from Avatar, for example.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

I can definitely see Naruto as a priest. It seems to work this way: as a child and as a teen you're hyperactive, loudmouth, goofy, silly, a bit childish and extreeeeeemely naive. Then, as you grow up... OPPOSITE PERSONALITY NO JUTSU. Okay, not really opposite. Heroes still keep their cheerfulness, but this time it's more like a Grandpa kind of cheerfulness. Fatherly and calm.


Look at Aang, from Avatar, for example.

Yes, like Aang Naruto might have a "spiritual epiphany"

 

[L Lawliet]

Yes, like Aang Naruto might have a "spiritual epiphany"

Which is why I hereby encourage him to experience the beauty of an orgasm.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Which is why I hereby encourage him to experience the beauty of an orgasm.

Amen to that Lol

 

[L Lawliet]

Amen to that Lol

Ahhh now I keep getting flashes of the last Naruto vs Sasuke... All I see is...

Sasuke: Naruto, I'll crush you for good with these eyes...!!!

Naruto: Shhhhhh, Sasuke... Here, join meeee... Hear the sound of the water... The softness of the wind... A~ah.... Isn't it peaceful...?

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Ahhh now I keep getting flashes of the last Naruto vs Sasuke... All I see is...

Sasuke: Naruto, I'll crush you for good with these eyes...!!!

Naruto: Shhhhhh, Sasuke... Here, join meeee... Hear the sound of the water... The softness of the wind... A~ah.... Isn't it peaceful...?

I picture Naruto teaching Sasuke Yoga to calm his hatred lolol Lol

 

[L Lawliet]

It's not too far from the Truth. Sage Mode Naruto does seem to have a potential for Yoga anyway!

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

It's not too far from the Truth. Sage Mode Naruto does seem to have a potential for Yoga anyway!

Yoga- Toad Sage Style

 

[L Lawliet]

Yoga- Toad Sage Style

Indubitably so

 

[From the Dark Spire]

great theory Obito.

 

[BloodSeed]

senju fanboys will not like it coz it would become uzumaki>senju>uchiha beware of the fanboys lol

 

[God Itachi]

Umm ok then

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

senju fanboys will not like it coz it would become uzumaki>senju>uchiha beware of the fanboys lol

I know I know Lol

 

[snake orochimaru]

the Uzumakis weren't a clan of fighters; they were good at sealing and that's it.

If they were fighters, they wouldn't have been wiped out xd

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Their nom-participation in the war is the issue Lol

 

[MilwaukeegHost]

Like I said before:

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Now that we are approaching the end of the fighting and the part of the beginning of the foundation of Konoha and in relation with the recent chapters shown, it is safe to conclude that the Uzumakis were not descendants of the Senjus nor were they a "Brother Clan" to them (Having the Senju Ancestor as their common ancestor) for if that was so the Uzumakis, if they were descendants or a brother clan, would've allied themselves with the Senjus during the war against the Uchihas and the other clans but they didn't, their relative absence during the fighting solidifies Kushina's statement that the Uzumakis were only distant blood relatives and not immediate/direct relatives of the Senjus

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They are not descendants of the Senjus nor were they a "brother clan" to them (which would make them close/immediate relatives) they were a "cousin clan" with them (meaning they did not descend from the Younger Son/Senju Ancestor) thus explaining their absence and non-participation during the fighting.

This logic makes no sense.

You assume that the Uzumaki Clan didn't have members that allied with the Senju Clan AND TAKE ON THEIR SURNAME. Especially through marriages, the two clans would have easily had members that blended in and took on the Senju Sirname. We also see in the manga below that...

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.... The Uchiha clan members joined forces with Senju Clan members, before the creation of Konoha. I'm sure its "possible" they also assumed the Sirname "Senju" during their surrender/alliance before the actual Leaf Village was created. Whether they did or not, it obviously shows that the Senju Clan had members of other clans become a part of them... this is what I assume happened with the Uzumaki Clan. Either the Sage himself was a Uzumaki (which automatically makes them "close" blood relatives) or the Uzumaki Clan is directly descended from the Senju, not just by marriage.

I honestly think that the Uzumaki Clan was not a warlike Clan, and that the Sage himself was an Uzumaki. This would explain why the Uzumaki Clan was so feared by everyone in the Ninja World but was never shown to really fight anyone.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

This logic makes no sense.

You assume that the Uzumaki Clan didn't have members that allied with the Senju Clan AND TAKE ON THEIR SURNAME. Especially through marriages, the two clans would have easily had members that blended in and took on the Senju Sirname. We also see in the manga below that...

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.... The Uchiha clan members joined forces with Senju Clan members, before the creation of Konoha. I'm sure its "possible" they also assumed the Sirname "Senju" during their surrender/alliance before the actual Leaf Village was created. Whether they did or not, it obviously shows that the Senju Clan had members of other clans become a part of them... this is what I assume happened with the Uzumaki Clan. Either the Sage himself was a Uzumaki (which automatically makes them "close" blood relatives) or the Uzumaki Clan is directly descended from the Senju, not just by marriage.

You are making a categorical error by applying particular cases of intermarriages compared to the holistic approach in geneology, they were two distinct clans with their own culture and autonomy. Lol