post your favourite pick up line

[XMorpheus]

Hey nb post your best ,cheesy funny,witty pick up lines

 

[BlkMagk]

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 

[Frankenstein]

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Lol I know one like those listed : "If I were a pimp you would be my favorite ho"

(using pick up lines is the easiest and most secure way to be turned down )

 

[YokoKurama]

Pick up lines are so ridiculous! I mean, if you see a girl you like why not just talk to her like a normal human being? "Hello I'm..." works wonders!

 

[kmrasengan]

Well, it ain't gonna suck itself.

 

[Wang]

Pick up lines are so ridiculous! I mean, if you see a girl you like why not just talk to her like a normal human being? "Hello I'm..." works wonders!

You gotta be kidding, that would never work!

 

[Kikki]

A cute facial expression and a bunch of flowers, freshly ripped out of the garden, beat every pick up line for me.

 

[Nakamazi Itchigo]

"I love every bone in your body, especially mine." ..Gahahahaaa! XD

 

[Nathan]

What's up

Hey girl, do you have a bandaid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

 

[XMorpheus]

A cute facial expression and a bunch of flowers, freshly ripped out of the garden, beat every pick up line for me.

i c so u carry flowers wit u all the time.

 

[Sensational]

I just walk up to them and say hey.

Girls love that type of stuff.

 

[YokoKurama]

You gotta be kidding, that would never work!

It does with me, I don't play that kid shit. Either you talk to me like a man or get out of my face is how it works around here.

 

[Darthlawsuit]

It does with me, I don't play that kid shit. Either you talk to me like a man or get out of my face is how it works around here.

So what if I come up and talk to you like a woman? It is still 60% man.

 

[YokoKurama]

So what if I come up and talk to you like a woman? It is still 60% man.

Oh that was a good one, lol!

 

[Itachi of Akatsuki]

Hey girl, why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that 'pops' up

 

[Jack Spicer]

I'm Batman.

 

[Ciao]

Does this smell like chloroform?

 

[-Jiraiya-]

How you doing..? lol

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

My **** just died. Can I bury it in your vagina?

 

[Wang]

It does with me, I don't play that kid shit. Either you talk to me like a man or get out of my face is how it works around here.

Ok I'll talk to you like a man: Yo bro, did you see the boobs on that chick over there, the dirty things I would do *fist bump* alright, later homie