markdabomb22
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The following is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.....according to my standards........problem?
*The following takes place in woods near the hidden leaf village*
Chiyo: Jeeze the sun is beating on my wrinkly old skin.
(continues walking until she stops by a nearby river then strips to a nude)
Chiyo: Time to relieve my self of my crustiness
(jumps into the water then an anbu appears)
Random ass anbu: Chiyo of the crust.... i mean sand lord hokage will be arriving soon
Chiyo: alright i will get ready in the meantime why don't you go and do what you anbu do best.
Random ass anbu: right away
(he falls to the ground and bursts into flames)
Tobirama: Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!!!
(chiyo jumps out nude and evades the attack)
Chiyo: What is the meaning of this?
Tobirama: my goodness chiyo.......age has hit you like a train
Chiyo: Oh hi...um whats your name again......sorry it's just the only senju people remember is hashirama
Tobirama: I am Tobirama Senju the 2nd hokage, the 2nd leader of the senju, master of the water release, creator of edo tensi, able to preform jutsu with one hand sign, and one of......(chiyo rudely interrupts)
Chiyo: Oh so your the 2nd hokage and the 2nd in command of the senju.........yeah your a real 1st grade shinobi
Tobirama: not to mention a master of the water release whos skills have not been......(chiyo interrupts again)
Chiyo: Kisame, Darui, the mizukages......
Tobirama: what?
Chiyo: they have all displayed better water release go on continue......
Tobirama: Edo tensi.......
Chiyo: oro and kabuto better then you...shit you can't even break out of it not to mention your justu is responsible for the death of thousands of your commrads....
Tobirama: if keep running your mouth chiyo i'm going to drown your ass
Chiyo: big words from a low grade water release user....you are the example of a trolled character you could never match up to the likes of a true genius.
Tobirama: like who name one.......
Chiyo: Itachi
(slow mo activates)
Chiyo: U-----chi---------ha
Tobirama: ...........
(rape face on)
Tobirama: Gaahhhhhhhhhhhh you think you can **** on me?......
Chiyo: what was that did you say dies by fodders? or was it ginkaku and kinkaku whoops my ass till i was bed ridden?
Tobirama: Gahhhhhhhhh
Chiyo: hold my poodle son hold my poodle, im about to walk up and down your punks ass
Was Tobirama trolled? Is chiyo going to walk up and down his punk ass? are the anbu going to ever be useful? find out next time in the chapter entitled: Meh
Chiyo: Jeeze the sun is beating on my wrinkly old skin.
(continues walking until she stops by a nearby river then strips to a nude)
Chiyo: Time to relieve my self of my crustiness
(jumps into the water then an anbu appears)
Random ass anbu: Chiyo of the crust.... i mean sand lord hokage will be arriving soon
Chiyo: alright i will get ready in the meantime why don't you go and do what you anbu do best.
Random ass anbu: right away
(he falls to the ground and bursts into flames)
Tobirama: Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!!!
(chiyo jumps out nude and evades the attack)
Chiyo: What is the meaning of this?
Tobirama: my goodness chiyo.......age has hit you like a train
Chiyo: Oh hi...um whats your name again......sorry it's just the only senju people remember is hashirama
Tobirama: I am Tobirama Senju the 2nd hokage, the 2nd leader of the senju, master of the water release, creator of edo tensi, able to preform jutsu with one hand sign, and one of......(chiyo rudely interrupts)
Chiyo: Oh so your the 2nd hokage and the 2nd in command of the senju.........yeah your a real 1st grade shinobi
Tobirama: not to mention a master of the water release whos skills have not been......(chiyo interrupts again)
Chiyo: Kisame, Darui, the mizukages......
Tobirama: what?
Chiyo: they have all displayed better water release go on continue......
Tobirama: Edo tensi.......
Chiyo: oro and kabuto better then you...shit you can't even break out of it not to mention your justu is responsible for the death of thousands of your commrads....
Tobirama: if keep running your mouth chiyo i'm going to drown your ass
Chiyo: big words from a low grade water release user....you are the example of a trolled character you could never match up to the likes of a true genius.
Tobirama: like who name one.......
Chiyo: Itachi
(slow mo activates)
Chiyo: U-----chi---------ha
Tobirama: ...........
(rape face on)
Tobirama: Gaahhhhhhhhhhhh you think you can **** on me?......
Chiyo: what was that did you say dies by fodders? or was it ginkaku and kinkaku whoops my ass till i was bed ridden?
Tobirama: Gahhhhhhhhh
Chiyo: hold my poodle son hold my poodle, im about to walk up and down your punks ass
Was Tobirama trolled? Is chiyo going to walk up and down his punk ass? are the anbu going to ever be useful? find out next time in the chapter entitled: Meh
