Itachi's Story In 10 Points Or Less

[Booker]

- Genius
- Head of Anbu
- Slaughters Family
- Becomes Bat Sh*t F*cking Crazy
- Murdered By His Emo Brother
- Turns Out He Wasn't Bat Sh*t F*cking Crazy
- Gets Summoned
- Saves everyone
- Is A Badass (applicable to all previous points)

A complete summary.

 

[CharlieBundels]

You forgot to mention he had a hidden ponytail. Your list is incomplete.

 

[chad062388]

Cool story bro

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[Space Cowboy]

Am i the only one who liked him better when he was bat-shit crazy?

 

[Booker]

You forgot to mention he had a hidden ponytail. Your list is incomplete.

SH*T.

Oh well.

 

[Fecal Matter]

Kooko is by far the best debater ever

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May i also borrow that quote?

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

don't ya just LOVE bad writing? ;D

 

[-immortal-]

did not save Everyone...he didn't save Hiruzen isn't?

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Am i the only one who liked him better when he was bat-shit crazy?

No you are definitely are not.

 

[Hoshi]

I'm sorry; I was too busy lol'ing at the quote in your sig to read the OP xd

Loll... Srsly ._.

 

[Booker]

Kooko is by far the best debater ever

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May i also borrow that quote?

Go for it.

 

[Yata]

More like this:

1. Was born a badass
2. Became more badass
3. Became more badass
4. Became more badass
5. Became even more badass
6. Died
7. Came back
8. Kept on being a badass
9. Saved the world
10. Bailed.

 

[Space Cowboy]

No you are definitely are not.

I always like villains better when they are crazy/evil just for the sake of being crazy/evil. The sob stories behind every villain bore the shit out of me.

 

[Space Cowboy]

So you must've really liked Hidan and Kakuzu then. No sob stories there.

Yep. But then they died so fast.

 

[foxyladyland]

I'm sorry; I was too busy lol'ing at the quote in your sig to read the OP xd

You forgot to mention he had a hidden ponytail. Your list is incomplete.

Cool story bro

You must be registered for see images

Am i the only one who liked him better when he was bat-shit crazy?

Kooko is by far the best debater ever

You must be registered for see images

May i also borrow that quote?

don't ya just LOVE bad writing? ;D

did not save Everyone...he didn't save Hiruzen isn't?

No you are definitely are not.

Loll... Srsly ._.

Go for it.

More like this:

1. Was born a badass
2. Became more badass
3. Became more badass
4. Became more badass
5. Became even more badass
6. Died
7. Came back
8. Kept on being a badass
9. Saved the world
10. Bailed.

i luv that little trickster with her crimson azz...but i think itachi is also good at doing things like.........yep

 

[zamki]

I'm sorry; I was too busy lol'ing at the quote in your sig to read the OP xd

lol, this^^

 

[Booker]

Sorry here's the ACTUAL Itachi story. Ahem.

1. Was born the ultra gifted, talented, perfect son with his life on a plate for him.
2. Being a child growing up in a war messed him up.
3. Betrays family as a double agent.
4. Has to murders all of the innocent people.
5. Fails to murder all of the innocent people.
6. Screws up his little brother by torturing him with genjutsu, leaving him in a village full of psychopaths, letting him go to Orochimaru- all part of a plan that OBVIOUSLY WASN'T GOING TO WORK.
7. Dies due to chakra loss, also a plan that involves you dying at the end isn't a great plan just saying.
8. BULLSH*T PLOT TWIST ITACHI IS A GOOD GUY THIS WHOLE TIME (bad writing Kishi)
9. Comes back to life (let his story die already)
10. Is a cheap ******* and uses a stupid plot device technique to magically save the day against the opponent obviously much stronger than he is! Hooray! Itachi dies. Again.

Somebodie's mad that Itachi is (was) a central character...

 

[Noni]

that sums it up...you should do minato now , or nagato

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Somebodie's mad that Itachi is (was) a central character...

I dislike the guy, yeah.