Jutsus That Are Useful For Romance

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How Jutsus Are Used For Romance



1. Want to have a girlfriend? Chibaku Tensei!
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2. Want to marry someone? Kotoamatsukami!
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3. Have an annoying Mother-In-Law? Shinra Tensei!
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4. Want to claim your wife's insurance policy? Edo Tensei!
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5. Want to go on multiple dates? Kage Bunshin!
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Frankenstein

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Well, most married men would prefer to Amaterasu their annoying mother in law once and for all.

These creatures can't be just pushed away :p
 
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KGB Kakuzu

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I was going to say for Chibaku tensei: Hey beautiful, I'd make a moon for you ;)

Kagebunshin with the transformation technique: how to hire your own private dinner without her knowing ;)
 

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Wood Dragon.

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Expansion jutsu if ur comin up a little short ;)
 

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putting that girl in a genjutsu that lasts an hour, thats a jutsu we all need
 

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Wood Dragon.

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Oh you naughty boy...
Kagebunshin can be handy too...when you need more than one...
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Thousand years of death is the key to any healthy relationship.
 

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ahah... make sure you don't let here go way up in the f...sky just like in my Sign with Chibaku
 

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Byakugan. I see you even when you dont see me!!
 

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Kage bushin = more fun behind closed doors.

Genjutsu could be used to rape someone :/
 
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