Jutsu in Real Life

[3RDI]

-I would use the shadow clones for defense to protect my self against attackers and school i send them off and when schools over they hide and release lol
-I would also have EMS with all the perks one for defense stop people in their tracks and unleash pain. rob banks lol....you cant really use this for good unless your an integrator for the FEDS or COPS lol like the police academy in the manga
- Rasengan for attack only
-FTG if i was really late to work or i would place a dagger in every spot in the city and have unlimited access to my surroundings lol good way to sneak in to an office and hack the system lol

 

[Reidara]

Shadow clones.... oh how I've dreamt of the conviences.

-Let them study for you
-Let them work for you

Mostly study. Couple clones, each on a different major/minor whatever... and when they're done *poof* you get all the knowledge.

FTG.... mark each place I frequently visit. No more walking... ever! lazyness level would grow to over 9000

 

[Cigbeast]

I would body flicker for personal reasons

 

[Silverforsakenhamster]

I'd use a sharingan and the shadow clone to copy and draw manga. Then I want that superstrength and medic ninjutsu, so if i get hurt or haft to hit someone back. lol im such a little devil xD

 

[Detective L 🥉]

Use kage bunshin to go to school,increase my post count and get achievements on my xbox.FTG for transport and Katon and Suiton for irritating people.Kamui for accidents.Gaara's sand eye for cheating.Sharingan for fighting and looking cool xd

 

[Stacks]

Oh, yes. I know what you mean.... You're not currently capable of getting a female human being to have consentual *** with you, even just pity ***. So you'd use they technique to transform into a hot woman so that you could at least have *** with a male. Because *** with a male human is better than *** with no human.

Right? You sick bitch.

Calm down lol. I swear you people. Can't a person joke around?

 

[Sir Aaron]

Calm down lol. I swear you people. Can't a person joke around?

I guess not. He's just a little butthurt, literally.