February Rap Battle Royale Team Competition

[LBeezy]

who told you i had a rep...? where do i get this rep from...?

It's right under "Post Thanks / Like ^ "

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

lol not that kind of rep :/

 

[LBeezy]

Nah I know.. I'm jokin.. lol

What's NA doin? Watching us.. but not typing........ hhhmmmmm....

Lol

 

[NarutAwesome]

Speakin on adolescence but that was probably less than
what you had planned
cuz like batman
you try to fly
but the closest thing you can do is glide
so I
had to put superman back in his place with this lyrical kyriptonite
and have NA seein his blood like he was facin a crip tonight
all your lyrics are wrong so I guess takin your life is right
braggin how you just might
end my life and that your rhymes are tight
but mines are tighter than a virgin who hotter than a lighter
or maybe I'm like a fighter
who rap so hard that this battle is gettin bruises
executing more tricks than a magician who uses
a hat to pull out a rabbit
but these lines are simplistically automatic
or better yet a habit
that leaves body parts stuffed somewhere in a attic
and you are now considered an addict
since all I spit is dope
and you decided to post after me
so you basically tied the noose for ya own rope
no I'm not in the streets poppin caps but I bust raps that lay dormant in my mind on a shelf
meanwhile you stay at home.......word-playing with yourself
claiming to be a cannibal,
but soon your head will be detachable
and I'm possibly possibly unintelligible
definitely irrevocable
you thought that DNA line was clever,
but I break atoms and rip apart membranes
it appears all oxygen has left NA's brain
like he was inhaling too much methane
why would we ever be compatible? N*gga I aint gay
but now we know you are and there aint sh*t you can say
to make me think otherwise
so start again and go ahead
with another of your other lies
I'm just cuttin ya air supply
and I'm not even a strangler
I know you payin attention to the way I carry lines over to the next
like a cliffhanger

I don’t have to glide cause my flow stay fly,
it’s too high
you look at it and like the sun it blinds your eye
put that kryp-to-nite (kryptonite) in my face and watch I rip-the-mic til it die as I raise this roof to the sky and tuck in your dreams goodbye
you talking shit but you can’t even spell kryptonite
so go back, edit your post and you better make it right
my flow is like Jordan shoes,you know they take “Flight”
predicting yo moves like Shawn Spencer off Psych
my rhymes are tighter than the lock I have on this rap game
spitting gold while these niggas spitting saliva- it’s not the same
I’m destroying you on a molecular level
spitting religious shit on a secular level
who needs are lighter when the fire I spit illuminate the sky from the verses I provide
theres no need to say church, preach, or true cause this bitch know this is not a lie
if what you spit is dope you must have that cheap weed
your chances of winning are 0 and below, just ask jeeves
cause if you’re winning automatically then why did you try to sting me and drop dead like a bee
my verses bred haters so you can join the line and them bitches that are beneath me
you bruise me? I’ll give you one of them bus driver uppercuts and knock out all yo teeth
I float like a butterfly and be stinging like a bee
for you yo girl told me she can’t ride what her eyes can’t see
“and you decided to post after me” - how else am I suppose to respond the the crap you call rap
I can shit better shit than that, no literally,
I fuked up this man beliefs mentally
he was hindu but now he a Christian -religiously
you can cut my air supply but you’re still a small fry in my restaurant
this man googling words that rhyme, who is this nigga tryna front
get off that rhymezone and get off yo daddy's bone
he got you like a dog and molest you when you're “home alone”
fuk magicians, when you’re just a sorcerer's apprentice
mad cause this dark force wielder is the real menace
damn, you must of been one of them kids from Philly
cause you sound like you were raped by Sandusky
saying you going hard but like yo dik you’re fluffy
yo raps are rusty but ya tryna blow it off like its dusty
I’m fuking up the solar system and Big Bang yo girl Uranus
walking down the red carpet but I’m not even famous
talking so much shit it’s starting to come out yo mouth
I’m always smelling good so there’s nothing to Axe about
leaving zero doubts
knocking bitches lights out with ma lyrics so hards its a clout
cause like a computer yo ass finna get shut down
bullying you like at school when you get pushed around
Narut turned this match up like he do the heat on his verses
while ma flow got me hospital bound and I'm getting head from nurses

 

[Forest]

It's right under "Post Thanks / Like ^ "

this lol ^^^

 

[NarutAwesome]

Nah I know.. I'm jokin.. lol

What's NA doin? Watching us.. but not typing........ hhhmmmmm....

Lol

yes....yes..I am

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but I was responding to elmentalist rap

 

[LBeezy]

yes....yes..I am

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but I was responding to elmentalist rap

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xd BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


xd lololol xd xd xd

 

[NarutAwesome]

[video=youtube_share;F6mSdpMJCdc]http://youtu.be/F6mSdpMJCdc[/video]

this...is.....awesome

 

[LBeezy]

That was you NarutAwesome in that video??

You were Naruto right?..

 

[NarutAwesome]

That was you NarutAwesome in that video??

You were Naruto right?..

lol no, i wish I was, that guy knows some sweet moves

 

[LBeezy]

Don't be modest dog I know that was you maaan..

 

[Elementalist]

I don’t have to glide cause my flow stay fly,
it’s too high
you look at it and like the sun it blinds your eye
put that kryp-to-nite (kryptonite) in my face and watch I rip-the-mic til it die as I raise this roof to the sky and tuck in your dreams goodbye
you talking shit but you can’t even spell kryptonite
so go back, edit your post and you better make it right
my flow is like Jordan shoes,you know they take “Flight”
predicting yo moves like Shawn Spencer off Psych
my rhymes are tighter than the lock I have on this rap game
spitting gold while these niggas spitting saliva- it’s not the same
I’m destroying you on a molecular level
spitting religious shit on a secular level
who needs are lighter when the fire I spit illuminate the sky from the verses I provide
theres no need to say church, preach, or true cause this bitch know this is not a lie
if what you spit is dope you must have that cheap weed
your chances of winning are 0 and below, just ask jeeves
cause if you’re winning automatically then why did you try to sting me and drop dead like a bee
my verses bred haters so you can join the line and them bitches that are beneath me
you bruise me? I’ll give you one of them bus driver uppercuts and knock out all yo teeth
I float like a butterfly and be stinging like a bee
for you yo girl told me she can’t ride what her eyes can’t see
“and you decided to post after me” - how else am I suppose to respond the the crap you call rap
I can shit better shit than that, no literally,
I fuked up this man beliefs mentally
he was hindu but now he a Christian -religiously
you can cut my air supply but you’re still a small fry in my restaurant
this man googling words that rhyme, who is this nigga tryna front
get off that rhymezone and get off yo daddy's bone
he got you like a dog and molest you when you're “home alone”
fuk magicians, when you’re just a sorcerer's apprentice
mad cause this dark force wielder is the real menace
damn, you must of been one of them kids from Philly
cause you sound like you were raped by Sandusky
saying you going hard but like yo dik you’re fluffy
yo raps are rusty but ya tryna blow it off like its dusty
I’m fuking up the solar system and Big Bang yo girl Uranus
walking down the red carpet but I’m not even famous
talking so much shit it’s starting to come out yo mouth
I’m always smelling good so there’s nothing to Axe about
leaving zero doubts
knocking bitches lights out with ma lyrics so hards its a clout
cause like a computer yo ass finna get shut down
bullying you like at school when you get pushed around
Narut turned this match up like he do the heat on his verses
while ma flow got me hospital bound and I'm getting head from nurses

I see that I spelled kryptonite wrong,
but the message is still the same
consider rap a super Nintendo,
and you just dust inside the game
or bad actors who aim for fame
or newborn infants without a name
basically your nothing to society
well I take that back,
to me you just another lame
I know your getting kinda nervous because these rhymes dont stop like an animated swirl
and I end up burning more tracks than the curling iron of a lil black girl
you trying to compare yourself to psych,
but in the end it doesn't matter
your both pretenders, only he tries to be a psychic,
you try to be a rapper
so you try to flip, but just trip right over the edge of this verbal ship
and fall straight down below
and even though your surrounded by water and drowning,
you still can't grasp the basics of flow
the way you started off and the way you ended....
well I believe that was simply terrible
some lines in the middle were ok,
and that Jeeves line was barely bearable
so now you trying to stunt hard like a nerd who aint never been near a trigger
you say my d*ck is fluffy,
but dont people use the excuse of bein fluffy when they look bigger?
sayin you spittin gold,
but all the time you shittin' bricks
some of them phrases look like they sounded good inside your brain
so ya threw'em into the mix
but these little tricks you picked are just for kids you unloved chick
but you just a dyke hidin behind the mic thinking spitting long lines
will be the equivalent of a d*ck
you silly prick
I'm receiving your lines and throwin 'em away like junk mail
you up here trying to sound smart but heres where your logic fails
you see if my lines were truly crap, you would just flush 'em down, not wanting to be anywhere near it
the fact that you are pitifully replying constantly, not only shows you like my rhymes but also fear it
sayin ya flow stay fly...n*gga what are you ten?
trying to use the solar system.....
here's how it should have been
I stay hotter than Mercury, and you just second in line like Venus and cant handle these bars
I sustain and take life like Earth which leaves you showin no signs of life like Mars
I'm gassed up like Jupiter, running rings around you like Saturn
you might be to busy takin d*ck in Uranus to notice this planetary pattern
but at the end of the day, I'll have you feelin blue like Neptune
and thats just a sidenote you should know
cuz I'll have you feeling exhiled more than that dwarf planet Pluto.

 

[Elementalist]

just be ready to read some ill shit tomorrow...*goes back into lab*

ill shit = responded to

 

[NarutAwesome]

Guys this is Siege Judgement.....something is wrong with his phone so he can't post so he asked me to


But in my opinion the winner for the team battle was Team Omega, followed closely by Team Pancakes. Team omega had the best teamwork in my opinion, constantly getting raps off around the clock and everytime they hit they hit hard.

Rookie of the year is definitely Invincible, he didn't care who he attacked whether it was NVG, Lbeezy, that mofo didn't give a shit. Very kickass stuff

I couldn't pick out an MvP but Notable Rappers:
Gaara da Kazegage: very close for the rookie of the year award, I saw him posting on almost every page and he was getting out solid rhymes each time as well. Very hard to decide between him and invincible

NvG: one man army and he kicked ass. Put up an amazing fight

NaruGoku: teammates were more active than NvG and Friends and bright shadow did an excellent job of holding the fort when you weren't around but when you came to rap, you came to destroy!

(side note: if you looked at NG and NvG's fight, and ctrl+F'd 'Siege' that page would get as yellow as the sun lmfao)

NarutAwesome: special thanks to NA for hosting this battle royale and giving birth to this chaotic lyrical war one xD

Nice job to everyone who participated! Everyone here spit fire and it was very exciting watching you guys rap

 

[NarutAwesome]

Winner of the Royale is Team Omega, great job guys

MVP- voting underway

Rookie of the Month- Invincible, he tore this shit up, nice bro
Garra da Kazekage was pretty close

Basically your prize is bragging rights and I can get a sig made for you in any style you want

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

I don't think you understand the term of a "MVP" ... You ant just say no one... There was a winning team correct? So within that winning team you have to choose someone who was the MVP... Do you even know what MVP stands for? Most Valuable Player... The guy who without him the team wouldn't have won, who did the most for his team, who held it down, who was most valuable...

And it shouldn't matter if a guy was here for a short time or not.. MVP is not based on that..

Anyways who won?

 

[NarutAwesome]

Thanks NvG, since only 1 judge voted for Invincible he has 1 vote so far, each person can vote for 1 person that won MVP in Team Omega

I would say Halfmoon, he stayed hot throughout the entire thread, Invincible was close

 

[LBeezy]

How did team Pancakes not win? If they had the most votes? I'm confused..

 

[Chicken Soop]

When is the next rap battle? I'm ready to take anyone and EVERYONE on.

Leave her breathless, asthmatic
Transactions happenin on the temperpedic mattress
With a fast wit, I'm skippin ad libs and sad ish
I move the weight, that's why I'm into fat chicks

I'll battle too. Someone should recruit me for the next one. My rap name is CHICKEN SOOP lol

 

[NarutAwesome]

How did team Pancakes not win? If they had the most votes? I'm confused..

In this one i added judges for this too
pancakes won the poll vote while omega won 2 judge votes
So they won and now we vote for the MVP