Sasuke's thoughts while Hashirama is telling his (love) story:
What he hears : So we started fighting and blah blah wooden dragon blah blah bijuu dama blah blah Mukujin blocks bijuu dama blah blah
What he thinks: Cool stuff...not too impressed though grandpa.
What he hears: Perfect Susanoo blah blah Madara makes a dango out of the Susanoo sword and the Bijuudama, cuts some mountains blah blah I flee
What he thinks: What? Perfect Susanoo? I can do that too !?! Note to self : ask Orochimaru how I can get that too
What he hears: I escaped even that...the whole land got destroyed I preach about our brothers, tell him I am his friend Madara get's pissed off
What he thinks: Perfect Susanoo! That is so great! I am starting to like Madara.
What he hears: Shisuusenju, 10 times the size of the Kyuubi
What he thinks: Oh shit, what am I even doing here. I feel so insignificant.
What he hears: I met him while he was playing stone skipping
What he thinks: Whaat? You troll!
What he hears : So we started fighting and blah blah wooden dragon blah blah bijuu dama blah blah Mukujin blocks bijuu dama blah blah
What he thinks: Cool stuff...not too impressed though grandpa.
What he hears: Perfect Susanoo blah blah Madara makes a dango out of the Susanoo sword and the Bijuudama, cuts some mountains blah blah I flee
What he thinks: What? Perfect Susanoo? I can do that too !?! Note to self : ask Orochimaru how I can get that too
What he hears: I escaped even that...the whole land got destroyed I preach about our brothers, tell him I am his friend Madara get's pissed off
What he thinks: Perfect Susanoo! That is so great! I am starting to like Madara.
What he hears: Shisuusenju, 10 times the size of the Kyuubi
What he thinks: Oh shit, what am I even doing here. I feel so insignificant.
What he hears: I met him while he was playing stone skipping
What he thinks: Whaat? You troll!