We trollin' You haten

[Saikyokami]

I first bit the shit out of my thumb till i start to bleed. i then wipe the blood on the palm of my opposite hand to the hand i bit. i then perform the correct handseal (-_- which one?), slam my hand on the ground and summon a Fisher.


The Fisher : eh Yo LA why'd you get this brat to summon me?

 

[Never]

I first bit the shit out of my thumb till i start to bleed. i then wipe the blood on the palm of my opposite hand to the hand i bit. i then perform the correct handseal (-_- which one?), slam my hand on the ground and summon a Fisher.


The Fisher : eh Yo LA why'd you get this brat to summon me?

Aaaah Wrong Fisher. Sorry Bro, he summoned the wrong one U_U -throws a rock into the fisher's face and it poofs away-
Okay, try again xd and this time tell me what handseals you use, lets see if you can find Kuchiyose no Jutsu xd

 

[Saikyokami]

Sigh fine ~_~ i first Again Bit the shit out of my thumb Which now has several holes in it from everytime you have me bite it >.>
Wipe sum blood on my opposite hand to the hand i bit, and perform the hand seals Boar -> Dog -> Bird -> Monkey ->Ram. Slam my hand on the ground, summoning a Fisher.

Da Fisher:huh... Wait... what... Where da hell am I?

 

[Never]

Triad is summoned with playing cards.
"In the middle of Poker....AGAIN????????????"

"Stfu Triad and say hello to a new contract signer"

Triad turns and looks at you, he then runs up to you and climbs up until he hangs on with his feet on your shirt and looks into your eyes. He then bitch slaps you.
"you know what you getting yourself into bitch?"
he slaps you twice more and jumps off dispersing in mid backflip

"I lol'd inside U_U

Congratulations:"

Rank : A
Type : Supplementary/ Attack
Range : N/A
Chakra Points : 40
Damage Points : N/A
Description :
This fisher is white and can stand up like most. He is a water user and is quite short compared to buck, he is only 50cm of height and has a longer snout than buck, he is also seen with a red bow tie to show his superiority to most Fishers, he also has smoke bombs. triad can use up to A-Rank Water Release with handseals. He is very fast and can match the speed of a human.
-Can only be summoned once per battle
-Can only be on the battlefield for 4 turns

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[Saikyokami]

Damn bastard ass furry rat >.> ima use him as a sacrifice lmao

ya know what it does

 

[Never]

you need to kill him and that jutsu is wrong U_U

 

[Saikyokami]

alright then

Rank: S
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 40 (-20 per ressurrection per turn)
Damage Points: N/A
Description: The Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation is a forbidden technique used to revive the dead. To perform this technique, the user must first acquire some of the DNA of the person they intend to revive such as limbs, organs or merely blood samples. The soul of the intended revived must also reside in the pure world (jōdo) those whose soul has been consumed by the Death God, or have been previously sealed by other methods cannot be resurrected. Next, a living sacrifice is required for the soul of the resurrected to use as a vessel. Once all prerequisites for the technique have been met, the acquired DNA of the person is smeared on a special scroll and once the scroll is activated, the remains spread out in the form of a special seal with the living sacrifice in the centre. Then dust and ash encase the sacrifice's body, giving them the same appearance that the revived had at the time of their death. The person is then revived and the end product is usually stored in a casket until summoned by the user. When the user summons the revived soul, a casket first appears before revealing the revived soul. The Edo Tensei Summoning can be countered by sealing away the targets soul or by having the summoner cancel the technique. As they are unlikely to do this voluntarily, using a genjutsu to trick them into cancelling the technique is ideal. The sequence of hand seals for cancelling the technique is Dog → Horse → Tiger and saying Kai. If the summoner dies before the technique is deactivated, then this method is impossible.
Note: A bio can only have up to a total of three souls for revival which must abide by a few rules, specific for the technique.
Note: The user of the technique can only have up to 2 KGs or one special biography in the battle field at a given time, including the users own living bio.
Note: The Edo Summons pertain to the bio and not the user, and only one of the bios of the user can use Edo tensei
Note: A member must attain biographies in an offical match approved by 2 roleplay moderators for both the revival and sacrifice and cannot be given a biography willingly.
Note: Tobirama, Orochimaru and Kabuto bios can summon up to 3 revived souls while all other bios can only summon one.
Note: Technique can only be used once per battle.

Jutsu description is long as shit

 

[Never]

U_U do you want me to revoke this contract? I had to put up wiv deh slappin xd