February Rap Battle Royale Team Competition

Which Team did the best in this royale


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NarutAwesome

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Team Pancakes

searchin the web for my info, this ****ing internet explorer
See Im a real beast bitch this massacre will be a horror
and I'm glad it's my turn cuz yo verse was a borer
past, present, future, shit my whole life Ima grind
omega don't know the meaning, I guess it's that Webster time
how dare this bitch try to use my absence as a lack of bars
nigga I had shit to do, yo life not compared to ours
you should consider it a honor for me to respond to you
but I'm in a murder mood so it's the least I can do
lmao, team omega sharing rhymes
"NA is fat and you're lame" Quit repeatin these lines
And when I kill yo whole crew it won't be counted as a crime
I get cash for victems, but for this won't get a dime
low life ass niggas yall need to be dispossed of
yo rhymes can be more tighter pack them shits in a glove
Im one of God's angels I was sent from above
yo crew is dirt and I'm Clorox, this shit is cleaner then a dove
we knocked yall off one by one, tell yo whole team its over with
omega is fairy tale, yes a mutha f*ckin myth
you said I listen to NA, he wanted 1v1
but I threw blows at everybody I'm not his mutha f*ckin son
don't get me wrong NA my bro, better believe we click tight
But this a Battle Royale, I had my mind on the fight
lol, that is true bro, you're attacking everyone, lets keep this us and murder this them fuk omega or omega fuked up or whatever:)
 

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and yo, halfass...i mean halfmoon...let's see you top that :)
 
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I have to go to my great grandmother's funeral saturday but i'm leaving tommorow so today is the last day that I'll write for the royale
 

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not really gonna break down rap by rap because the structure of this thing is pure chaos! from what I have been able to follow team omega showed the most synergy in the early going. they posted their raps back to back in some instances and played off each other very well.

speaking of which I'd like to say invincible is my pick for mvp! I'm not d riding you by any means my dude, but I have to say as long as I've been rapping on the base you have shown in my eyes the best rhyme structure I have EVER seen here. your alliteration is second to none. internal rhymes and a MASSIVE vocab to back it up. my only gripe and it's a very small one is that sometimes it seems like you use big words just for the sake of using them to sound abstract. I know with your style it's tough to not throw a few words for fluff in there but if you can figure out a way to leave out the fluff I would have no problem calling you the best rapper on the base.

honorable mentions go out to jaraiya lives for spitting a verse and having NOBODY man up and challenge you/. another honorable mention goes out to nartutawesome for being the sole survivor on his team near the end.
 

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Team Omega-1 to other teams 0, Invincible-MVP-1 vote
 

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Grrrrr. TEAM PANCAKES! TIME TO GET IN THIS SH*T!!!

Yo jiraiya lives, whack a** punk who think he got swagg
line up with one direction, we got another f*gg
your bars remind me of a 2 year old nursery rhyme
lame a** bars that you spit, not even worth a dime
listen up dude, Your trash, dont represent OMEGA
your gramma is worse than that mexican chick selling ortega
Your probably a loner, got divorced by multiple wives
then jacked off to orochimaru, hoping to get revived
look fool, with my team, you're the horse and we're the stirrup
Pwning you with Pancakes all day! With some extra Syrup
Son, i pity the fool who trash talks my team
Omega> Pancakes is nothing but a dream
Every other team fodderizes Omega crappy
with lame a** players like, lives, Invincible and Uzumaki
I recommend the 3 of you stick with having an orgy
Banging each other saying you like it doggy
Anyway i'm done wasting my bars, you're not even worth it
One line of my bars is better than the sh*t you spit
Ninja Kid out, after fodderizing the fodders
Next on my list are the freakin Marauders

Omega

Never mention my name with swag, thats a word thats killing the game
and if you where a real rapper like you claim you'd be feeling the same
yeah, my rhymes b*tch,ain't worth a dime,cent,because this nice spit is priceless
clawing though these pancakes harder than vice grips,and tiger grips
am I supposed to be scared? your a ninja...smoke-bombs and daggers are what you fight with
your the type of b*tch, to choke on bladder and like it..don't deny it
said you pity the fool who talks trash on your team
well I shit on the fools that thinks they as bad as my team
why would I heed your warnings when pancakes are something people eat every morning
your the reason people are obese,every week around million-and-3 pancakes are sh*tted out on the toilet
yall b*tches getting digested on a daily basis/in chunks,and portions
Omega has sealed your fate,your getting ate every way even grilled,baked
pancakes are not great,the only time your going ham is with bacon on a plate
these p*ssies still don't know,Omega is here to steal the show
to survive this lyrical,beating you'll need a miracle
how come when people say "stick a fork in it",pancakes takes it literal
they get defensive and start reminiscing about there missing pancake whenever people say "ima eat-you"
listen, theres a level a difference in the type of diction we spitting Omega over pancakes,where never equal
omega eating-
every pancake in the kitchen to replenish and strengthen out division while your falling in our seep-holes
yall some breakfast n*ggas...this morning we ate your kids
pancakes are the lamest still,they get crazy i'll,worried to the point that they seal the place they live when even somebody say "ima raid the fridge"
you've been hiding for days,oh how much time you've waste
your rhymes are disgrace-
funny how you waited until NG left to say that the marauders are next...but you still aint safe
just mad cause Omega will come in first place
saying im not worth your bars,then why would you respond in the first place
you must of assumed you had something to prove-
but after that sh*t of a verse I have no clue in what you where trying to do
you've been MIA since page 2 so if anyone's wasting time it's you......
 

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Omega

Never mention my name with swag, thats a word thats killing the game
and if you where a real rapper like you claim you'd be feeling the same
yeah, my rhymes b*tch,ain't worth a dime,cent,because this nice spit is priceless
clawing though these pancakes harder than vice grips,and tiger grips
am I supposed to be scared? your a ninja...smoke-bombs and daggers are what you fight with
your the type of b*tch, to choke on bladder and like it..don't deny it
said you pity the fool who talks trash on your team
well I shit on the fools that thinks they as bad as my team
why would I heed your warnings when pancakes are something people eat every morning
your the reason people are obese,every week around million-and-3 pancakes are sh*tted out on the toilet
yall b*tches getting digested on a daily basis/in chunks,and portions
Omega has sealed your fate,your getting ate every way even grilled,baked
pancakes are not great,the only time your going ham is with bacon on a plate
these p*ssies still don't know,Omega is here to steal the show
to survive this lyrical,beating you'll need a miracle
how come when people say "stick a fork in it",pancakes takes it literal
they get defensive and start reminiscing about there missing pancake whenever people say "ima eat-you"
listen, theres a level a difference in the type of diction we spitting Omega over pancakes,where never equal
omega eating-
every pancake in the kitchen to replenish and strengthen out division while your falling in our seep-holes
yall some breakfast n*ggas...this morning we ate your kids
pancakes are the lamest still,they get crazy i'll,worried to the point that they seal the place they live when even somebody say "ima raid the fridge"
you've been hiding for days,oh how much time you've waste
your rhymes are disgrace-
funny how you waited until NG left to say that the marauders are next...but you still aint safe
just mad cause Omega will come in first place
saying im not worth your bars,then why would you respond in the first place
you must of assumed you had something to prove-
but after that sh*t of a verse I have no clue in what you where trying to do
you've been MIA since page 2 so if anyone's wasting time it's you......

Team Pancakes

Problem? So what if i fight with smoke bombs and a dagger?!?!
Better post a spiderman meme, your rap gave me cancer
Your talking bout my verse after your abomination of a rhyme
Slaughter you like 5 kages, call me Madara Prime
Don't cry cause you lost, just quit and surrender
6"0 foot tall and black yet still wears suspenders
Omega?!?! B*tch this ain't no ancient greece
Worry about the raging bull that you've just released!
Team Pancakes that's right, don't forget the butter and cheese
Mix it up with that spatula, we got that pancake disease
Narut, Gaara, Ninja, beat this bada** trio
Omega looking more retarded than that bird from RIO
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It's a shame you actually think those rhymes are priceless
Reading that sh*t left my world a crisis
Had me on the floor, feeling so lifeless
You need some adjustments, like rhyme and style
Instead of sucking guys d*cks and ending up with a smile
I want this to be a lesson, Never f*ck with Pancake
Better end with some courtesy
and give your a** a handshake


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Problem? So what if i fight with smoke bombs and a dagger?!?!
Better post a spiderman meme, your rap gave me cancer
Your talking bout my verse after your abomination of a rhyme
Slaughter you like 5 kages, call me Madara Prime
Don't cry cause you lost, just quit and surrender
6"0 foot tall and black yet still wears suspenders
Omega?!?! B*tch this ain't no ancient greece
Worry about the raging bull that you've just released!
Team Pancakes that's right, don't forget the butter and cheese
Mix it up with that spatula, we got that pancake disease
Narut, Gaara, Ninja, beat this bada** trio
Omega looking more retarded than that bird from RIO
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It's a shame you actually think those rhymes are priceless
Reading that sh*t left my world a crisis
Had me on the floor, feeling so lifeless
You need some adjustments, like rhyme and style
Instead of sucking guys d*cks and ending up with a smile
I want this to be a lesson, Never f*ck with Pancake
Better end with some courtesy
and give your a** a handshake


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lol, I don't even know if I should respond after the handshake....LMAO I didn't even see something like that coming ninjakid
 

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Fashionably late.. I'm sorry for the wait
Lets cut to the chase....
NarutoVsGoku
Half Fox... Half Ape
Half Man... Half Great
One Third of my Team
Nine Point Nine Nine Tenths of it's skills
Narut and Naru thank you for keeping it real
"Only competition is NvG" Ya already know da deal
Ya already know I kill rappers real quick with the lyrical steel
If I'm taking metaphorical shots then you goin get Got
My tongue is a gloc if I spit your hearts gone stop
I'M LOUD dawg no need for a muzzle
And I mean "no silencer" if you were puzzled and didnt get it
Like a bundle of sticks, all of ya are f-ggots
Rapping bout each other d-cks
Riding on each others d-cks
and speaking of.........

Jiraiya Lives
Oh gosh this f-cking b-tch
Repping "Omega" and I'm like "Oh Holy Shiit"
You should know betta for repping Omega
Why didnt ya name yaselfs Alpha? That would do betta
Or betta yet
stay with it cuz if anyone's fin to finish last is ya I bet
Like the last letter in the Greek alphabet
Man f-ck the reason why ya named ya selfs Omega
I betcha
Jiraiya Lives lives for the day where he can rap his gay hands on Zack Efrons peck-a and have the man spray his load on all ova his sweat-a
Jiraiya Lives who you kidding man? Huh? You think you can spit?
You think you cold on the mic? N-gga you HOT..
And that don't mean you nice cuz dudes get that confused A LOT..
You's a flamming f@ggot
A d-ck fanatic..
Homo magnet more ecstatic when he gets a Full House of Bob Sagets look alikes
More diseases in em then a dirty maggot.. This Fruit thinks he's Fly when he got his Peter Pan pants on
Getting his dance on for Invincible and Halfmoon when he's half nude
Team Omega gets physical past noon in the bathroom having they @ss spooned
F-ck this let me feud with the rest of ya goons

Invincible...
I laugh at ya craft dude with ya half ass raps rhyming words just to rhyme was type cute
I bet you the type to
type when you in a tight mood.. Yea... Write yo rhymes right while you in the right mood
Take yo time with each line so ya punchlines are that bomb
Ya skills have shown.. I can tell how you get in the zone.. You get ya rhymes in a rhyme zone that calm
Woah woah woah.... Stop the flow.. Let me say it again for all ya who are slow...
I repeat.. I said: You get ya rhymes in a rhymezoneDOTcom...
Invincible... Ya rhymes are despicable.. Predictable.. Lyrical.. buut typical..
Visible to be non difficult.. Excuse me if i appear to be cynical or whimisical
See I just did what you did in the last 7 pages..
Wasting big words just to take up spaces..

Now f-ck this noob... On to the new.. Halfmoon... How do you do?
I see you doing you getting at Narut for being FAT BUFFOON!!
Lol shaking my head why he post that stupid shiit on Youtube??
But anyways I see you proving to NA why you Placed in the Tourn as Number Two
Lmaooo NA seriously... Why you posted that shiit on the base?
Halfmoon made a meme of yo fat@ss and yo dumb fat face!!
I cant even type this !!

f-ck a rap ... f-ck a royal... f-ck a rhyme.. Yo i am deadass laughing thinking of Halfmoons dissing NA !!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO

sigh...

ok I'm good..

I will cut on NA in a minute but i gotta put Omega in they place... #Last..
Halfmoon when I read yo fat jokes I was having a blast!
I'm still writing this and cant help to laugh
Thats word I was going to cut on NA fat @ss too
and make bacon strips
But yo you wrong homie when you flipped the script
Talking bout him being black and he's getting whipped
By who? You? a white man? Heres a tip:
Say that in any real rap battle anywhere and you'd get bodied quick
Pistol whipped before the pistol spit..
You'd be riddled with lead... Dead.. Con caved in head
Result of stomping from all the n-ggas you made upset
I wish you you say some stupid shiit like that in the mist of a real battle..
Don't you even watch real battles?
White rappers know they place.. None of them would ever say that to a black mans face
F-ck you HalfMoon... What are you? Half Ginger Half Jew?!
Talking bout you'd whip a black man..? What are you? Half Stupid Half New?
That's not gonna slide slime.. You not gunna make attacks like that while I'm here
Now take you and ya team and act like ya name says and get back in the rear

F-ck Team Omega.. F-ck Team NaruGoku..
Oops I mean Team Microphone Marauders
Whos in that team anyways? "Unknown" (how ironic)
and Bright Shadow? hmm a Team full of fodders...
I won't even waste bars on ya teammates
But you NaruGoku, you, you're a special case
If you're a Teacher then I'm condoning skipping class
I'm that kid you'd hate to have.. I'd be the one passing notes
tryna get some @ss.. Passing gas when you have ya back turned
And posting notes on ya back thats says "Kick My @SS"
I'd be that kid with dumb jokes but get serious and say some smart quotes
and argue with you and say that Shakespeare wasn't a better poet then Soulja Boy
If I put an apple on ya desk you gonna have tape worms the day after next
Imma steal ya tests and pass the answers to the rest of the kids with success
and have you wondering why the class success was at a 100 percent
You probably the really gullible stupid teacher at school who everyone ridicules
Who teaches and reads Shakespearean plays with a rap flow to sound cool
And I know that sounds mean but that sounds true
and this might sound cruel but I found you to be a a complete tool
Talking bout you won against Siege... B-tch please!!
Siege ripped you a new one right through ya pants jeans
TheSiege sure showed you who was boss.. Like a Principal..
You forfeited.. Quit!! Flat OUT GAVE UP!!
Then bragging about how if you didn't Siege would have loss was Pitiful..
Yea yea you had ya excuse for why you Left..
We understand that NG but why you think its Right to say that you still did best?
Oh is it cuz Siege came First? To think you'd have come as number ONE had you not gone or maybe if you stayed Siege would have still won
Tell me which thought hurts worse?
I bet you beat yourself up about it.. Ya mind is clouded of how you quit and turn coward
Asking the judges if you would have won their judgments but you never asked me I would have said "I doubt it"
Lets just set the record straight.. You lost to the dude who took first place...
In the first round of the tourn... okay?
And in my opinion you wouldn't have beaten Siege in the first round in the first place anyways
So quit with the talk about how you quit but if you stayed you would have won in the tourn
cuz I am telling you would would have not...You've been forewarned..

So thats Team Omega shiited on.. Check..
Thats team Mic Fodders that I just wrecked..
Now on to the next..
Team Pancakes.. EL OH EL
Narut based on ya vid, kid heres a quick tip... Lay off the syrup.. ya dig?
Try adding more fruits with ya pancakes.. Matter fact.. Don't even eat pancakes anymore..
Ever......
Trust me it's not hard to eat healthy it just takes a lil effort
And my advice is you should do more Harlem Shakes videos
But do them for like Sixty Minutes..
It'll be a great form of cardio and you can film it yo!
Yo
Are you f-cking stupid?! Are you F-cking clueless?!
You think posting a vid of yo Fat @ss huffing and puffing on the floor chasing a stuff toy you got from Build a Bear workshop was smart choice boy?
In yo Salvation Army doo doo brown sweatshirt and doo doo stained high water jeans Twenty Dollar Payless kicks rolling on the floor that didn't look clean..
NA... Did you think that was a smart move to post that vid on Youtube?
To post that shiit on the base when we rap battling? N-gga is you dumb?!
I have no further questions for you and nothing more to say
Real talk I had ammo on you before but this vid made my day
and really its waaaay too easy for all the ways I can joke on you
It's waaaay to cheesy its borderline cheating..

I might as well move on and start speaking
about the rest of ya soft @ss clique
Gaara the Kazekage and Ninjakid
But really ya ain't ready for all of this
Ya better stay riding on Naruts d-ck
and stay focused on getting shiited on by Invincible and Jiraiya Lives
Ya boys picked the perfect name for ya team
"Pancakes".... It just means
That ya team is soft.. Ya team is sweet
with a lil whip cream and syrup
Ya team is good enough for hungry n-ggas to eat
Bunch of sweet, soft, fat @ss, baby rhyming lil n-ggas..
Gaara another thing you keep saying everybody's line is a "nursey rhyme"..
N-gga shut f-ck up!
I dont even gotta rhyme for you boy... Shut yo stupid @ss up..
Retard....

Team NvG and Friends
We fashionably late...?
Nah we came on time ya other n-ggas just early..
Now we here we taking the win slowly but surely
ya other rap groups remind of Larry, Moe and Curly
Ya dumber then some Stooges and suck more then Kirby
Jiraiya Lives is girlie.. NA is dirty.. NG's a coward
None of ya is worthy......
To f-ck with me...
NvG.......
and friends.....
 

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Fashionably late.. I'm sorry for the wait
Lets cut to the chase....
NarutoVsGoku
Half Fox... Half Ape
Half Man... Half Great
One Third of my Team
Nine Point Nine Nine Tenths of it's skills
Narut and Naru thank you for keeping it real
"Only competition is NvG" Ya already know da deal
Ya already know I kill rappers real quick with the lyrical steel
If I'm taking metaphorical shots then you goin get Got
My tongue is a gloc if I spit your hearts gone stop
I'M LOUD dawg no need for a muzzle
And I mean "no silencer" if you were puzzled and didnt get it
Like a bundle of sticks, all of ya are f-ggots
Rapping bout each other d-cks
Riding on each others d-cks
and speaking of.........

Jiraiya Lives
Oh gosh this f-cking b-tch
Repping "Omega" and I'm like "Oh Holy Shiit"
You should know betta for repping Omega
Why didnt ya name yaselfs Alpha? That would do betta
Or betta yet
stay with it cuz if anyone's fin to finish last is ya I bet
Like the last letter in the Greek alphabet
Man f-ck the reason why ya named ya selfs Omega
I betcha
Jiraiya Lives lives for the day where he can rap his gay hands on Zack Efrons peck-a and have the man spray his load on all ova his sweat-a
Jiraiya Lives who you kidding man? Huh? You think you can spit?
You think you cold on the mic? N-gga you HOT..
And that don't mean you nice cuz dudes get that confused A LOT..
You's a flamming f@ggot
A d-ck fanatic..
Homo magnet more ecstatic when he gets a Full House of Bob Sagets look alikes
More diseases in em then a dirty maggot.. This Fruit thinks he's Fly when he got his Peter Pan pants on
Getting his dance on for Invincible and Halfmoon when he's half nude
Team Omega gets physical past noon in the bathroom having they @ss spooned
F-ck this let me feud with the rest of ya goons

Invincible...
I laugh at ya craft dude with ya half ass raps rhyming words just to rhyme was type cute
I bet you the type to
type when you in a tight mood.. Yea... Write yo rhymes right while you in the right mood
Take yo time with each line so ya punchlines are that bomb
Ya skills have shown.. I can tell how you get in the zone.. You get ya rhymes in a rhyme zone that calm
Woah woah woah.... Stop the flow.. Let me say it again for all ya who are slow...
I repeat.. I said: You get ya rhymes in a rhymezoneDOTcom...
Invincible... Ya rhymes are despicable.. Predictable.. Lyrical.. buut typical..
Visible to be non difficult.. Excuse me if i appear to be cynical or whimisical
See I just did what you did in the last 7 pages..
Wasting big words just to take up spaces..

Now f-ck this noob... On to the new.. Halfmoon... How do you do?
I see you doing you getting at Narut for being FAT BUFFOON!!
Lol shaking my head why he post that stupid shiit on Youtube??
But anyways I see you proving to NA why you Placed in the Tourn as Number Two
Lmaooo NA seriously... Why you posted that shiit on the base?
Halfmoon made a meme of yo fat@ss and yo dumb fat face!!
I cant even type this !!

f-ck a rap ... f-ck a royal... f-ck a rhyme.. Yo i am deadass laughing thinking of Halfmoons dissing NA !!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO

sigh...

ok I'm good..

I will cut on NA in a minute but i gotta put Omega in they place... #Last..
Halfmoon when I read yo fat jokes I was having a blast!
I'm still writing this and cant help to laugh
Thats word I was going to cut on NA fat @ss too
and make bacon strips
But yo you wrong homie when you flipped the script
Talking bout him being black and he's getting whipped
By who? You? a white man? Heres a tip:
Say that in any real rap battle anywhere and you'd get bodied quick
Pistol whipped before the pistol spit..
You'd be riddled with lead... Dead.. Con caved in head
Result of stomping from all the n-ggas you made upset
I wish you you say some stupid shiit like that in the mist of a real battle..
Don't you even watch real battles?
White rappers know they place.. None of them would ever say that to a black mans face
F-ck you HalfMoon... What are you? Half Ginger Half Jew?!
Talking bout you'd whip a black man..? What are you? Half Stupid Half New?
That's not gonna slide slime.. You not gunna make attacks like that while I'm here
Now take you and ya team and act like ya name says and get back in the rear

F-ck Team Omega.. F-ck Team NaruGoku..
Oops I mean Team Microphone Marauders
Whos in that team anyways? "Unknown" (how ironic)
and Bright Shadow? hmm a Team full of fodders...
I won't even waste bars on ya teammates
But you NaruGoku, you, you're a special case
If you're a Teacher then I'm condoning skipping class
I'm that kid you'd hate to have.. I'd be the one passing notes
tryna get some @ss.. Passing gas when you have ya back turned
And posting notes on ya back thats says "Kick My @SS"
I'd be that kid with dumb jokes but get serious and say some smart quotes
and argue with you and say that Shakespeare wasn't a better poet then Soulja Boy
If I put an apple on ya desk you gonna have tape worms the day after next
Imma steal ya tests and pass the answers to the rest of the kids with success
and have you wondering why the class success was at a 100 percent
You probably the really gullible stupid teacher at school who everyone ridicules
Who teaches and reads Shakespearean plays with a rap flow to sound cool
And I know that sounds mean but that sounds true
and this might sound cruel but I found you to be a a complete tool
Talking bout you won against Siege... B-tch please!!
Siege ripped you a new one right through ya pants jeans
TheSiege sure showed you who was boss.. Like a Principal..
You forfeited.. Quit!! Flat OUT GAVE UP!!
Then bragging about how if you didn't Siege would have loss was Pitiful..
Yea yea you had ya excuse for why you Left..
We understand that NG but why you think its Right to say that you still did best?
Oh is it cuz Siege came First? To think you'd have come as number ONE had you not gone or maybe if you stayed Siege would have still won
Tell me which thought hurts worse?
I bet you beat yourself up about it.. Ya mind is clouded of how you quit and turn coward
Asking the judges if you would have won their judgments but you never asked me I would have said "I doubt it"
Lets just set the record straight.. You lost to the dude who took first place...
In the first round of the tourn... okay?
And in my opinion you wouldn't have beaten Siege in the first round in the first place anyways
So quit with the talk about how you quit but if you stayed you would have won in the tourn
cuz I am telling you would would have not...You've been forewarned..

So thats Team Omega shiited on.. Check..
Thats team Mic Fodders that I just wrecked..
Now on to the next..
Team Pancakes.. EL OH EL
Narut based on ya vid, kid heres a quick tip... Lay off the syrup.. ya dig?
Try adding more fruits with ya pancakes.. Matter fact.. Don't even eat pancakes anymore..
Ever......
Trust me it's not hard to eat healthy it just takes a lil effort
And my advice is you should do more Harlem Shakes videos
But do them for like Sixty Minutes..
It'll be a great form of cardio and you can film it yo!
Yo
Are you f-cking stupid?! Are you F-cking clueless?!
You think posting a vid of yo Fat @ss huffing and puffing on the floor chasing a stuff toy you got from Build a Bear workshop was smart choice boy?
In yo Salvation Army doo doo brown sweatshirt and doo doo stained high water jeans Twenty Dollar Payless kicks rolling on the floor that didn't look clean..
NA... Did you think that was a smart move to post that vid on Youtube?
To post that shiit on the base when we rap battling? N-gga is you dumb?!
I have no further questions for you and nothing more to say
Real talk I had ammo on you before but this vid made my day
and really its waaaay too easy for all the ways I can joke on you
It's waaaay to cheesy its borderline cheating..

I might as well move on and start speaking
about the rest of ya soft @ss clique
Gaara the Kazekage and Ninjakid
But really ya ain't ready for all of this
Ya better stay riding on Naruts d-ck
and stay focused on getting shiited on by Invincible and Jiraiya Lives
Ya boys picked the perfect name for ya team
"Pancakes".... It just means
That ya team is soft.. Ya team is sweet
with a lil whip cream and syrup
Ya team is good enough for hungry n-ggas to eat
Bunch of sweet, soft, fat @ss, baby rhyming lil n-ggas..
Gaara another thing you keep saying everybody's line is a "nursey rhyme"..
N-gga shut f-ck up!
I dont even gotta rhyme for you boy... Shut yo stupid @ss up..
Retard....

Team NvG and Friends
We fashionably late...?
Nah we came on time ya other n-ggas just early..
Now we here we taking the win slowly but surely
ya other rap groups remind of Larry, Moe and Curly
Ya dumber then some Stooges and suck more then Kirby
Jiraiya Lives is girlie.. NA is dirty.. NG's a coward
None of ya is worthy......
To f-ck with me...
NvG.......
and friends.....

NvG in the house, lol, but I'll see if I can respond today, if not tomorrow
 

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Fashionably late.. I'm sorry for the wait
Lets cut to the chase....
NarutoVsGoku
Half Fox... Half Ape
Half Man... Half Great
One Third of my Team
Nine Point Nine Nine Tenths of it's skills
Narut and Naru thank you for keeping it real
"Only competition is NvG" Ya already know da deal
Ya already know I kill rappers real quick with the lyrical steel
If I'm taking metaphorical shots then you goin get Got
My tongue is a gloc if I spit your hearts gone stop
I'M LOUD dawg no need for a muzzle
And I mean "no silencer" if you were puzzled and didnt get it
Like a bundle of sticks, all of ya are f-ggots
Rapping bout each other d-cks
Riding on each others d-cks
and speaking of.........

Jiraiya Lives
Oh gosh this f-cking b-tch
Repping "Omega" and I'm like "Oh Holy Shiit"
You should know betta for repping Omega
Why didnt ya name yaselfs Alpha? That would do betta
Or betta yet
stay with it cuz if anyone's fin to finish last is ya I bet
Like the last letter in the Greek alphabet
Man f-ck the reason why ya named ya selfs Omega
I betcha
Jiraiya Lives lives for the day where he can rap his gay hands on Zack Efrons peck-a and have the man spray his load on all ova his sweat-a
Jiraiya Lives who you kidding man? Huh? You think you can spit?
You think you cold on the mic? N-gga you HOT..
And that don't mean you nice cuz dudes get that confused A LOT..
You's a flamming f@ggot
A d-ck fanatic..
Homo magnet more ecstatic when he gets a Full House of Bob Sagets look alikes
More diseases in em then a dirty maggot.. This Fruit thinks he's Fly when he got his Peter Pan pants on
Getting his dance on for Invincible and Halfmoon when he's half nude
Team Omega gets physical past noon in the bathroom having they @ss spooned
F-ck this let me feud with the rest of ya goons

Invincible...
I laugh at ya craft dude with ya half ass raps rhyming words just to rhyme was type cute
I bet you the type to
type when you in a tight mood.. Yea... Write yo rhymes right while you in the right mood
Take yo time with each line so ya punchlines are that bomb
Ya skills have shown.. I can tell how you get in the zone.. You get ya rhymes in a rhyme zone that calm
Woah woah woah.... Stop the flow.. Let me say it again for all ya who are slow...
I repeat.. I said: You get ya rhymes in a rhymezoneDOTcom...
Invincible... Ya rhymes are despicable.. Predictable.. Lyrical.. buut typical..
Visible to be non difficult.. Excuse me if i appear to be cynical or whimisical
See I just did what you did in the last 7 pages..
Wasting big words just to take up spaces..

Now f-ck this noob... On to the new.. Halfmoon... How do you do?
I see you doing you getting at Narut for being FAT BUFFOON!!
Lol shaking my head why he post that stupid shiit on Youtube??
But anyways I see you proving to NA why you Placed in the Tourn as Number Two
Lmaooo NA seriously... Why you posted that shiit on the base?
Halfmoon made a meme of yo fat@ss and yo dumb fat face!!
I cant even type this !!

f-ck a rap ... f-ck a royal... f-ck a rhyme.. Yo i am deadass laughing thinking of Halfmoons dissing NA !!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO

sigh...

ok I'm good..

I will cut on NA in a minute but i gotta put Omega in they place... #Last..
Halfmoon when I read yo fat jokes I was having a blast!
I'm still writing this and cant help to laugh
Thats word I was going to cut on NA fat @ss too
and make bacon strips
But yo you wrong homie when you flipped the script
Talking bout him being black and he's getting whipped
By who? You? a white man? Heres a tip:
Say that in any real rap battle anywhere and you'd get bodied quick
Pistol whipped before the pistol spit..
You'd be riddled with lead... Dead.. Con caved in head
Result of stomping from all the n-ggas you made upset
I wish you you say some stupid shiit like that in the mist of a real battle..
Don't you even watch real battles?
White rappers know they place.. None of them would ever say that to a black mans face
F-ck you HalfMoon... What are you? Half Ginger Half Jew?!
Talking bout you'd whip a black man..? What are you? Half Stupid Half New?
That's not gonna slide slime.. You not gunna make attacks like that while I'm here
Now take you and ya team and act like ya name says and get back in the rear

F-ck Team Omega.. F-ck Team NaruGoku..
Oops I mean Team Microphone Marauders
Whos in that team anyways? "Unknown" (how ironic)
and Bright Shadow? hmm a Team full of fodders...
I won't even waste bars on ya teammates
But you NaruGoku, you, you're a special case
If you're a Teacher then I'm condoning skipping class
I'm that kid you'd hate to have.. I'd be the one passing notes
tryna get some @ss.. Passing gas when you have ya back turned
And posting notes on ya back thats says "Kick My @SS"
I'd be that kid with dumb jokes but get serious and say some smart quotes
and argue with you and say that Shakespeare wasn't a better poet then Soulja Boy
If I put an apple on ya desk you gonna have tape worms the day after next
Imma steal ya tests and pass the answers to the rest of the kids with success
and have you wondering why the class success was at a 100 percent
You probably the really gullible stupid teacher at school who everyone ridicules
Who teaches and reads Shakespearean plays with a rap flow to sound cool
And I know that sounds mean but that sounds true
and this might sound cruel but I found you to be a a complete tool
Talking bout you won against Siege... B-tch please!!
Siege ripped you a new one right through ya pants jeans
TheSiege sure showed you who was boss.. Like a Principal..
You forfeited.. Quit!! Flat OUT GAVE UP!!
Then bragging about how if you didn't Siege would have loss was Pitiful..
Yea yea you had ya excuse for why you Left..
We understand that NG but why you think its Right to say that you still did best?
Oh is it cuz Siege came First? To think you'd have come as number ONE had you not gone or maybe if you stayed Siege would have still won
Tell me which thought hurts worse?
I bet you beat yourself up about it.. Ya mind is clouded of how you quit and turn coward
Asking the judges if you would have won their judgments but you never asked me I would have said "I doubt it"
Lets just set the record straight.. You lost to the dude who took first place...
In the first round of the tourn... okay?
And in my opinion you wouldn't have beaten Siege in the first round in the first place anyways
So quit with the talk about how you quit but if you stayed you would have won in the tourn
cuz I am telling you would would have not...You've been forewarned..

So thats Team Omega shiited on.. Check..
Thats team Mic Fodders that I just wrecked..
Now on to the next..
Team Pancakes.. EL OH EL
Narut based on ya vid, kid heres a quick tip... Lay off the syrup.. ya dig?
Try adding more fruits with ya pancakes.. Matter fact.. Don't even eat pancakes anymore..
Ever......
Trust me it's not hard to eat healthy it just takes a lil effort
And my advice is you should do more Harlem Shakes videos
But do them for like Sixty Minutes..
It'll be a great form of cardio and you can film it yo!
Yo
Are you f-cking stupid?! Are you F-cking clueless?!
You think posting a vid of yo Fat @ss huffing and puffing on the floor chasing a stuff toy you got from Build a Bear workshop was smart choice boy?
In yo Salvation Army doo doo brown sweatshirt and doo doo stained high water jeans Twenty Dollar Payless kicks rolling on the floor that didn't look clean..
NA... Did you think that was a smart move to post that vid on Youtube?
To post that shiit on the base when we rap battling? N-gga is you dumb?!
I have no further questions for you and nothing more to say
Real talk I had ammo on you before but this vid made my day
and really its waaaay too easy for all the ways I can joke on you
It's waaaay to cheesy its borderline cheating..

I might as well move on and start speaking
about the rest of ya soft @ss clique
Gaara the Kazekage and Ninjakid
But really ya ain't ready for all of this
Ya better stay riding on Naruts d-ck
and stay focused on getting shiited on by Invincible and Jiraiya Lives
Ya boys picked the perfect name for ya team
"Pancakes".... It just means
That ya team is soft.. Ya team is sweet
with a lil whip cream and syrup
Ya team is good enough for hungry n-ggas to eat
Bunch of sweet, soft, fat @ss, baby rhyming lil n-ggas..
Gaara another thing you keep saying everybody's line is a "nursey rhyme"..
N-gga shut f-ck up!
I dont even gotta rhyme for you boy... Shut yo stupid @ss up..
Retard....

Team NvG and Friends
We fashionably late...?
Nah we came on time ya other n-ggas just early..
Now we here we taking the win slowly but surely
ya other rap groups remind of Larry, Moe and Curly
Ya dumber then some Stooges and suck more then Kirby
Jiraiya Lives is girlie.. NA is dirty.. NG's a coward
None of ya is worthy......
To f-ck with me...
NvG.......
and friends.....


you sure like to bring up Zack Efron alot NVG, you must be his BIGGEST fan
 

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iight cool



Lets call it.... "Consistency"... I Am Consistent...

BTW I am not his BIGGEST fan... but i think you are...

well thinking is very different from knowing.....but hahahah your about to f*ck die tomorrow NVG
 
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